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Mistress Nicole

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Who shall I take to my boudoir?
Mar 13^th, 2018 at 7:32pm

I’ve always fancied Herbert. Dashing, merciless, anti multicult to the core. Knows how to treat a woman. A gentleman. A gentleman from a private school background.

Recently however, feeling a bit randy as a woman my age is want to do, I invited Herbert to my boudoir. And the bastard told me to take a ticket and to wait until mid April. Shocked

So, who shall I take to my boudoir?

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Reply #1 - Mar 13^th, 2018 at 7:40pm

Mistress Nicole wrote on Mar 13^th, 2018 at 7:32pm:

I’ve always fancied Herbert. Dashing, merciless, anti multicult to the core. Knows how to treat a woman. A gentleman. A gentleman from a private school background.

Recently however, feeling a bit randy as a woman my age is want to do, I invited Herbert to my boudoir. And the bastard told me to take a ticket and to wait until mid April. Shocked

So, who shall I take to my boudoir?

The same way he treats his chickens?

Best get yourself a raincoat, my dear.

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Mistress Nicole Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1278 Gender:	Re: Who shall I take to my boudoir? Reply #2 - Mar 13^th, 2018 at 7:53pm I’m looking for an alpha male, Greg. Which means there isn’t room for you in this thread.
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 131477 Gender:	Re: Who shall I take to my boudoir? Reply #3 - Mar 13^th, 2018 at 7:55pm Mistress Nicole wrote on Mar 13^th, 2018 at 7:53pm: I’m looking for an alpha male, Greg. Which means there isn’t room for you in this thread.
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Unforgiven Gold Member Offline I have sinned Posts: 8879 Gender:	Re: Who shall I take to my boudoir? Reply #4 - Mar 13^th, 2018 at 8:43pm Mistress Nicole = Herr Bert? A hermaphrodite on Ozpolitic?
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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: Who shall I take to my boudoir? Reply #5 - Mar 13^th, 2018 at 9:20pm Unforgiven wrote on Mar 13^th, 2018 at 8:43pm: Mistress Nicole = Herr Bert? A hermaphrodite on Ozpolitic? throw your hat in un4 you might strike it rich before your next exit... dont let that shade of blue put you off mistress nichole
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Re: Who shall I take to my boudoir?
Reply #6 - Mar 14^th, 2018 at 7:48am

Sorry to say Mistress Nicole.
But I'm Celibate and have been for a long time.
So unless you can work miracles to exorcise the demons in my semen?
I'll have to pass on your offer.
Good to see someone though who is up-front and honest about it.
I wish you the best of luck.
Shame really. 7 years ago I was a really good F...

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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.

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Re: Who shall I take to my boudoir?
Reply #7 - Mar 14^th, 2018 at 8:15am

Jasin wrote on Mar 14^th, 2018 at 7:48am:

Sorry to say Mistress Nicole.
But I'm Celibate and have been for a long time.
So unless you can work miracles to exorcise the demons in my semen?
I'll have to pass on your offer.
Good to see someone though who is up-front and honest about it.
I wish you the best of luck.
Shame really. 7 years ago I was a really good F...

Deep inside the garden of Eden
Standing there with my hard on bleedin'
There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen

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Re: Who shall I take to my boudoir?
Reply #8 - Mar 14^th, 2018 at 8:29am

Gordon wrote on Mar 14^th, 2018 at 8:15am:

Jasin wrote on Mar 14^th, 2018 at 7:48am:

Sorry to say Mistress Nicole.
But I'm Celibate and have been for a long time.
So unless you can work miracles to exorcise the demons in my semen?
I'll have to pass on your offer.
Good to see someone though who is up-front and honest about it.
I wish you the best of luck.
Shame really. 7 years ago I was a really good F...

Deep inside the garden of Eden
Standing there with my hard on bleedin'
There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen

My last time was in the back seat of my car at Hanging Rock in Victoria, with a woman who wasn't my wife.
Yep - that place is a 'Curse' Grin

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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.

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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Who shall I take to my boudoir? Reply #9 - Mar 14^th, 2018 at 9:13am Give Aussie a whrl. If nothing else, we'll get a break for five minutes.
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Nom de Plume Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 671	Re: Who shall I take to my boudoir? Reply #10 - Mar 14^th, 2018 at 9:49am Ah!, if only you had a passion for alpha women...
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Re: Who shall I take to my boudoir?
Reply #11 - Mar 14^th, 2018 at 10:43am

Jasin wrote on Mar 14^th, 2018 at 8:29am:

Gordon wrote on Mar 14^th, 2018 at 8:15am:

Jasin wrote on Mar 14^th, 2018 at 7:48am:

Sorry to say Mistress Nicole.
But I'm Celibate and have been for a long time.
So unless you can work miracles to exorcise the demons in my semen?
I'll have to pass on your offer.
Good to see someone though who is up-front and honest about it.
I wish you the best of luck.
Shame really. 7 years ago I was a really good F...

Deep inside the garden of Eden
Standing there with my hard on bleedin'
There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen

My last time was in the back seat of my car at Hanging Rock in Victoria, with a woman who wasn't my wife.
Yep - that place is a 'Curse' Grin

Could you hear pan flutes and afterwards did she crawl around the rocks in her bloomers?

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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20223 Gordon Gender:	Re: Who shall I take to my boudoir? Reply #12 - Mar 14^th, 2018 at 10:43am Mr Hammer wrote on Mar 14^th, 2018 at 9:13am: Give Aussie a whrl. If nothing else, we'll get a break for five minutes. Yuck!
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Re: Who shall I take to my boudoir?
Reply #13 - Mar 14^th, 2018 at 11:37am

Gordon wrote on Mar 14^th, 2018 at 10:43am:

Jasin wrote on Mar 14^th, 2018 at 8:29am:

Gordon wrote on Mar 14^th, 2018 at 8:15am:

Jasin wrote on Mar 14^th, 2018 at 7:48am:

Sorry to say Mistress Nicole.
But I'm Celibate and have been for a long time.
So unless you can work miracles to exorcise the demons in my semen?
I'll have to pass on your offer.
Good to see someone though who is up-front and honest about it.
I wish you the best of luck.
Shame really. 7 years ago I was a really good F...

Deep inside the garden of Eden
Standing there with my hard on bleedin'
There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen

My last time was in the back seat of my car at Hanging Rock in Victoria, with a woman who wasn't my wife.
Yep - that place is a 'Curse' Grin

Could you hear pan flutes and afterwards did she crawl around the rocks in her bloomers?

Yep - my 'flute' was blowing.
Shaky legged after, I barely managed to climb the Rock.
Grin

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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.

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Re: Who shall I take to my boudoir?
Reply #14 - Mar 14^th, 2018 at 12:05pm

cods wrote on Mar 13^th, 2018 at 9:20pm:

Unforgiven wrote on Mar 13^th, 2018 at 8:43pm:

Mistress Nicole = Herr Bert?

A hermaphrodite on Ozpolitic?

throw your hat in un4

you might strike it rich before your next exit...

dont let that shade of blue put you off mistress nichole Wink

Mistress Nicole said she doesn't want a Beta male I doubt she would want an unemployed Beta bum like Un4.

Mistress Nicole....hmm that sounds good.

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