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Re: More Melbourne home invasions
Reply #105 - Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:34pm
 
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:30pm:
Setanta wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:27pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:19pm:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:24pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:07pm:
A guard dog is the answer.

Although I reckon you might need to get 2.

Check their teeth.

Make sure they're healthy.  And sharp.

If you run a small business.....you can even tax deduct these dogs.

Under Security.  Cool



Good idea Lisa.


Oh duh! Of course it's a good idea!

It takes a WOMAN to come up with good ideas  Roll Eyes Tongue Wink


That's no way to talk about your hubby!

Does he keep you on a chain and collar or let you roam free?



Neither.

But he recently mentioned something about me attending Dog Obedience School.  <-------- TRUE too  Grin

I told him to GGF!  Tongue


He should drag you there on a choker, you can be a very vicious umm... woman.
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Re: More Melbourne home invasions
Reply #106 - Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:34pm
 
Setanta wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:32pm:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:30pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:19pm:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:24pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:07pm:
A guard dog is the answer.

Although I reckon you might need to get 2.

Check their teeth.

Make sure they're healthy.  And sharp.

If you run a small business.....you can even tax deduct these dogs.

Under Security.  Cool



Good idea Lisa.


Oh duh! Of course it's a good idea!

It takes a WOMAN to come up with good ideas  Roll Eyes Tongue Wink




Of course - and I've heard Africans are scared of dogs.

Well - I'm leaving Melbourne over the next few months.

I going for a quieter rural lifestyle - out of the chaos of the big city.
No more traffic congestion & threatened home invasions.
The cities are turning into ghettos for the world's human refuse -
the people that no other country wants but
that we welcome with open arms & unlimited welfare and state housing.


Sounds like a good idea Bobby, are you a woman?



I've got balls mate.   Grin
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Re: More Melbourne home invasions
Reply #107 - Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:36pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:34pm:
Setanta wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:32pm:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:30pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:19pm:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:24pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:07pm:
A guard dog is the answer.

Although I reckon you might need to get 2.

Check their teeth.

Make sure they're healthy.  And sharp.

If you run a small business.....you can even tax deduct these dogs.

Under Security.  Cool



Good idea Lisa.


Oh duh! Of course it's a good idea!

It takes a WOMAN to come up with good ideas  Roll Eyes Tongue Wink




Of course - and I've heard Africans are scared of dogs.

Well - I'm leaving Melbourne over the next few months.

I going for a quieter rural lifestyle - out of the chaos of the big city.
No more traffic congestion & threatened home invasions.
The cities are turning into ghettos for the world's human refuse -
the people that no other country wants but
that we welcome with open arms & unlimited welfare and state housing.


Sounds like a good idea Bobby, are you a woman?



I've got balls mate.   Grin


Miam miam.
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Re: More Melbourne home invasions
Reply #108 - Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:43pm
 
Mattyfisk wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:36pm:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:34pm:
Setanta wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:32pm:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:30pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:19pm:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:24pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:07pm:
A guard dog is the answer.

Although I reckon you might need to get 2.

Check their teeth.

Make sure they're healthy.  And sharp.

If you run a small business.....you can even tax deduct these dogs.

Under Security.  Cool



Good idea Lisa.


Oh duh! Of course it's a good idea!

It takes a WOMAN to come up with good ideas  Roll Eyes Tongue Wink




Of course - and I've heard Africans are scared of dogs.

Well - I'm leaving Melbourne over the next few months.

I going for a quieter rural lifestyle - out of the chaos of the big city.
No more traffic congestion & threatened home invasions.
The cities are turning into ghettos for the world's human refuse -
the people that no other country wants but
that we welcome with open arms & unlimited welfare and state housing.


Sounds like a good idea Bobby, are you a woman?



I've got balls mate.   Grin


Miam miam.


Throws K a ball or two... Felch karnal felch.
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Re: More Melbourne home invasions
Reply #109 - Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:47pm
 
Setanta wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:34pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:30pm:
Setanta wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:27pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:19pm:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:24pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:07pm:
A guard dog is the answer.

Although I reckon you might need to get 2.

Check their teeth.

Make sure they're healthy.  And sharp.

If you run a small business.....you can even tax deduct these dogs.

Under Security.  Cool



Good idea Lisa.


Oh duh! Of course it's a good idea!

It takes a WOMAN to come up with good ideas  Roll Eyes Tongue Wink


That's no way to talk about your hubby!

Does he keep you on a chain and collar or let you roam free?



Neither.

But he recently mentioned something about me attending Dog Obedience School.  <-------- TRUE too  Grin

I told him to GGF!  Tongue


He should drag you there on a choker, you can be a very vicious umm...woman.


Ohhhhh ....ooookayyyyyy.

So ummmm which swear word changed just then?

Cmon.....you're in charge of the swear filter around here.

Time to fess!

Don't worry I won't report you to a GMod  Tongue
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Re: More Melbourne home invasions
Reply #110 - Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:51pm
 
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:47pm:
Setanta wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:34pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:30pm:
Setanta wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:27pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:19pm:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:24pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:07pm:
A guard dog is the answer.

Although I reckon you might need to get 2.

Check their teeth.

Make sure they're healthy.  And sharp.

If you run a small business.....you can even tax deduct these dogs.

Under Security.  Cool



Good idea Lisa.


Oh duh! Of course it's a good idea!

It takes a WOMAN to come up with good ideas  Roll Eyes Tongue Wink


That's no way to talk about your hubby!

Does he keep you on a chain and collar or let you roam free?



Neither.

But he recently mentioned something about me attending Dog Obedience School.  <-------- TRUE too  Grin

I told him to GGF!  Tongue


He should drag you there on a choker, you can be a very vicious umm...woman.


Ohhhhh ....ooookayyyyyy.

So ummmm which swear word changed just then?

Cmon.....you're in charge of the swear filter around here.

Time to fess!

Don't worry I won't report you to a GMod  Tongue


I really did type that Lisa! Let me test the swear filter for you... I loved my bullterrier bitch.

edit: Seems I did type woman.
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Re: More Melbourne home invasions
Reply #111 - Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:55pm
 
Setanta wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:51pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:47pm:
Setanta wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:34pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:30pm:
Setanta wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:27pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:19pm:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:24pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:07pm:
A guard dog is the answer.

Although I reckon you might need to get 2.

Check their teeth.

Make sure they're healthy.  And sharp.

If you run a small business.....you can even tax deduct these dogs.

Under Security.  Cool



Good idea Lisa.


Oh duh! Of course it's a good idea!

It takes a WOMAN to come up with good ideas  Roll Eyes Tongue Wink


That's no way to talk about your hubby!

Does he keep you on a chain and collar or let you roam free?



Neither.

But he recently mentioned something about me attending Dog Obedience School.  <-------- TRUE too  Grin

I told him to GGF!  Tongue


He should drag you there on a choker, you can be a very vicious umm...woman.


Ohhhhh ....ooookayyyyyy.

So ummmm which swear word changed just then?

Cmon.....you're in charge of the swear filter around here.

Time to fess!

Don't worry I won't report you to a GMod  Tongue


I really did type that Lisa! Let me test the swear filter for you... I loved my bullterrier bitch.

edit: Seems I did type woman.


Grin  Grin  Grin  Grin  Grin
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Re: More Melbourne home invasions
Reply #112 - Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:56pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:21pm:
Setanta wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:17pm:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 4:48am:
Setanta wrote on Mar 2nd, 2018 at 11:38pm:
I'm not a woman Bobby.



So you'd take on 14 violent African home invaders - single handed.

You're a very brave man.


Or very stupid...



Or you could have the skills of Bruce Lee?





You never replied Set.

Do you have Bruce Lee skills?
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Reply #113 - Mar 3rd, 2018 at 9:04pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:56pm:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:21pm:
Setanta wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:17pm:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 4:48am:
Setanta wrote on Mar 2nd, 2018 at 11:38pm:
I'm not a woman Bobby.



So you'd take on 14 violent African home invaders - single handed.

You're a very brave man.


Or very stupid...



Or you could have the skills of Bruce Lee?





You never replied Set.

Do you have Bruce Lee skills?


No I don't. I'm stupid, my fear circuits malfunction. I've never run away. I've been beaten up and even put in hospital but I've never run away.
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Reply #114 - Mar 3rd, 2018 at 9:08pm
 
Setanta wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 9:04pm:
No I don't. I'm stupid, my fear circuits malfunction. I've never run away. I've been beaten up and even put in hospital but I've never run away.



Really?

I have done both.
If I think I've got a chance of winning I'll be right in there going for it but
I did run away from a couple of fights.
In one of them I was outnumbered 5 to 1
and 3 of them looked like bulldozers
so I ran fast.   Grin
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Re: More Melbourne home invasions
Reply #115 - Mar 3rd, 2018 at 9:11pm
 
Setanta wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:43pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:36pm:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:34pm:
Setanta wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:32pm:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:30pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:19pm:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:24pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:07pm:
A guard dog is the answer.

Although I reckon you might need to get 2.

Check their teeth.

Make sure they're healthy.  And sharp.

If you run a small business.....you can even tax deduct these dogs.

Under Security.  Cool



Good idea Lisa.


Oh duh! Of course it's a good idea!

It takes a WOMAN to come up with good ideas  Roll Eyes Tongue Wink




Of course - and I've heard Africans are scared of dogs.

Well - I'm leaving Melbourne over the next few months.

I going for a quieter rural lifestyle - out of the chaos of the big city.
No more traffic congestion & threatened home invasions.
The cities are turning into ghettos for the world's human refuse -
the people that no other country wants but
that we welcome with open arms & unlimited welfare and state housing.


Sounds like a good idea Bobby, are you a woman?



I've got balls mate.   Grin


Miam miam.


Throws K a ball or two... Felch karnal felch.


How divine.
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Re: More Melbourne home invasions
Reply #116 - Mar 3rd, 2018 at 9:12pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 9:08pm:
Setanta wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 9:04pm:
No I don't. I'm stupid, my fear circuits malfunction. I've never run away. I've been beaten up and even put in hospital but I've never run away.



Really?

I have done both.
If I think I've got a chance of winning I'll be right in there going for it but
I did run away from a couple of fights.
In one of them I was outnumbered 5 to 1
and 3 of them looked like bulldozers
so I ran fast.   Grin


This is not meant to be racist... For example one night the Midland train came into Perth station, I was standing out the front talking with another guy, about ten Aboriginals came walking out of the station and started mouthing off, he ran, I didn't. I told you, I'm stupid.

If we could sit over a few beers I could tell you some good stories of my stupidity.
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Reply #117 - Mar 3rd, 2018 at 9:15pm
 
Setanta wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 9:12pm:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 9:08pm:
Setanta wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 9:04pm:
No I don't. I'm stupid, my fear circuits malfunction. I've never run away. I've been beaten up and even put in hospital but I've never run away.



Really?

I have done both.
If I think I've got a chance of winning I'll be right in there going for it but
I did run away from a couple of fights.
In one of them I was outnumbered 5 to 1
and 3 of them looked like bulldozers
so I ran fast.   Grin


This is not meant to be racist... For example one night the Midland train came into Perth station, I was standing out the front talking with another guy, about ten Aboriginals came walking out of the station and started mouthing off, he ran, I didn't. I told you, I'm stupid.

If we could sit over a few beers I could tell you some good stories of my stupidity.



Unless you were a black belt karate champion it would have been better to run.  Smiley
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Reply #118 - Mar 3rd, 2018 at 9:16pm
 
Setanta wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 9:12pm:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 9:08pm:
Setanta wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 9:04pm:
No I don't. I'm stupid, my fear circuits malfunction. I've never run away. I've been beaten up and even put in hospital but I've never run away.



Really?

I have done both.
If I think I've got a chance of winning I'll be right in there going for it but
I did run away from a couple of fights.
In one of them I was outnumbered 5 to 1
and 3 of them looked like bulldozers
so I ran fast.   Grin


This is not meant to be racist... For example one night the Midland train came into Perth station, I was standing out the front talking with another guy, about ten Aboriginals came walking out of the station and started mouthing off, he ran, I didn't. I told you, I'm stupid.


One time I was in a bakery in Double Bay and this woman cut in front of me and got the last soy and linseed sourdough.  I scowled at her and she gave me a dirty look back. She may have hit me with the bread. Those things are crusty and it would have hurt!
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Re: More Melbourne home invasions
Reply #119 - Mar 3rd, 2018 at 9:17pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 9:15pm:
Setanta wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 9:12pm:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 9:08pm:
Setanta wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 9:04pm:
No I don't. I'm stupid, my fear circuits malfunction. I've never run away. I've been beaten up and even put in hospital but I've never run away.



Really?

I have done both.
If I think I've got a chance of winning I'll be right in there going for it but
I did run away from a couple of fights.
In one of them I was outnumbered 5 to 1
and 3 of them looked like bulldozers
so I ran fast.   Grin


This is not meant to be racist... For example one night the Midland train came into Perth station, I was standing out the front talking with another guy, about ten Aboriginals came walking out of the station and started mouthing off, he ran, I didn't. I told you, I'm stupid.

If we could sit over a few beers I could tell you some good stories of my stupidity.



Unless you were a black belt karate champion it would have been better to run.  Smiley


Unfortunately, it's not in my nature.
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