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Reply #90 - Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:51pm
 
Even If you flicked a darkie home invaders with a red rubber band you'd get 10 years hard labour.
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Reply #91 - Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:53pm
 
Gordon wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:51pm:
Even If you flicked a darkie home invaders with a red rubber band you'd get 10 years hard labour.



What about my previous post?

He beat the charges after using a shot gun.
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Reply #92 - Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:57pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:53pm:
Gordon wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:51pm:
Even If you flicked a darkie home invaders with a red rubber band you'd get 10 years hard labour.



What about my previous post?

He beat the charges after using a shot gun.


That was back in the olden days. Now if a darkie broke into your house and bashed you,  you'd get charged if you fought back and the darkie would be sent to bed without his milk and iced vo vo.
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Reply #93 - Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:59pm
 
Gordon wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:57pm:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:53pm:
Gordon wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:51pm:
Even If you flicked a darkie home invaders with a red rubber band you'd get 10 years hard labour.



What about my previous post?

He beat the charges after using a shot gun.


That was back in the olden days. Now if a darkie broke into your house and bashed you,  you'd get charged if you fought back and the darkie would be sent to bed without his milk and iced vo vo.


Right. But if you were his landlord, say, and you went in and bashed him, no problem.
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Reply #94 - Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:02pm
 
Mattyfisk wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:59pm:
Gordon wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:57pm:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:53pm:
Gordon wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:51pm:
Even If you flicked a darkie home invaders with a red rubber band you'd get 10 years hard labour.



What about my previous post?

He beat the charges after using a shot gun.


That was back in the olden days. Now if a darkie broke into your house and bashed you,  you'd get charged if you fought back and the darkie would be sent to bed without his milk and iced vo vo.


Right. But if you were his landlord, say, and you went in and bashed him, no problem.


No, I'd pay a property manager to bash him because I don't touch curry.

Now silence, you filthy Dalit
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Reply #95 - Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:03pm
 
Gordon wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:02pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:59pm:
Gordon wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:57pm:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:53pm:
Gordon wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:51pm:
Even If you flicked a darkie home invaders with a red rubber band you'd get 10 years hard labour.



What about my previous post?

He beat the charges after using a shot gun.


That was back in the olden days. Now if a darkie broke into your house and bashed you,  you'd get charged if you fought back and the darkie would be sent to bed without his milk and iced vo vo.


Right. But if you were his landlord, say, and you went in and bashed him, no problem.


No, I'd pay a property manager to bash him because I don't touch curry.

Now silence, you filthy Dalit


Oh, of course. It's Shabbat.
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Reply #96 - Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:04pm
 
Gordon wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:57pm:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:53pm:
Gordon wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:51pm:
Even If you flicked a darkie home invaders with a red rubber band you'd get 10 years hard labour.



What about my previous post?

He beat the charges after using a shot gun.


That was back in the olden days. Now if a darkie broke into your house and bashed you,  you'd get charged if you fought back and the darkie would be sent to bed without his milk and iced vo vo.



I remember the early 80s well.
You could buy any gun you wanted in the "Trading Post."
Most were rusty old bits of rubbish but apparently others
were in excellent condition.
That was soon stopped as criminals were buying guns from that newspaper.
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Reply #97 - Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:10pm
 
Mattyfisk wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:03pm:
Gordon wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:02pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:59pm:
Gordon wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:57pm:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:53pm:
Gordon wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:51pm:
Even If you flicked a darkie home invaders with a red rubber band you'd get 10 years hard labour.



What about my previous post?

He beat the charges after using a shot gun.


That was back in the olden days. Now if a darkie broke into your house and bashed you,  you'd get charged if you fought back and the darkie would be sent to bed without his milk and iced vo vo.


Right. But if you were his landlord, say, and you went in and bashed him, no problem.


No, I'd pay a property manager to bash him because I don't touch curry.

Now silence, you filthy Dalit


Oh, of course. It's Shabbat.


Nano nano
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Reply #98 - Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:16pm
 
Gordon wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:10pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:03pm:
Gordon wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:02pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:59pm:
Gordon wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:57pm:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:53pm:
Gordon wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:51pm:
Even If you flicked a darkie home invaders with a red rubber band you'd get 10 years hard labour.



What about my previous post?

He beat the charges after using a shot gun.


That was back in the olden days. Now if a darkie broke into your house and bashed you,  you'd get charged if you fought back and the darkie would be sent to bed without his milk and iced vo vo.


Right. But if you were his landlord, say, and you went in and bashed him, no problem.


No, I'd pay a property manager to bash him because I don't touch curry.

Now silence, you filthy Dalit


Oh, of course. It's Shabbat.


Nano nano


You people can't even turn on a light, never mind getting stuck into a curry.

It never stopped Abe Saffron, you know.
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Reply #99 - Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:19pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:24pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:07pm:
A guard dog is the answer.

Although I reckon you might need to get 2.

Check their teeth.

Make sure they're healthy.  And sharp.

If you run a small business.....you can even tax deduct these dogs.

Under Security.  Cool



Good idea Lisa.


Oh duh! Of course it's a good idea!

It takes a WOMAN to come up with good ideas  Roll Eyes Tongue Wink
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If I let myself be bought then I am no longer free.

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Reply #100 - Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:24pm
 
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:19pm:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:24pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:07pm:
A guard dog is the answer.

Although I reckon you might need to get 2.

Check their teeth.

Make sure they're healthy.  And sharp.

If you run a small business.....you can even tax deduct these dogs.

Under Security.  Cool



Good idea Lisa.


Oh duh! Of course it's a good idea!

It takes a WOMAN to come up with good ideas  Roll Eyes Tongue Wink


You might want to turn on a light, love.

Better wait until midnight. We don't want to piss off J_h_v_h.

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Reply #101 - Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:27pm
 
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:19pm:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:24pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:07pm:
A guard dog is the answer.

Although I reckon you might need to get 2.

Check their teeth.

Make sure they're healthy.  And sharp.

If you run a small business.....you can even tax deduct these dogs.

Under Security.  Cool



Good idea Lisa.


Oh duh! Of course it's a good idea!

It takes a WOMAN to come up with good ideas  Roll Eyes Tongue Wink


That's no way to talk about your hubby! Does he keep you on a chain and collar or let you roam free?
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Reply #102 - Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:30pm
 
Setanta wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:27pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:19pm:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:24pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:07pm:
A guard dog is the answer.

Although I reckon you might need to get 2.

Check their teeth.

Make sure they're healthy.  And sharp.

If you run a small business.....you can even tax deduct these dogs.

Under Security.  Cool



Good idea Lisa.


Oh duh! Of course it's a good idea!

It takes a WOMAN to come up with good ideas  Roll Eyes Tongue Wink


That's no way to talk about your hubby!

Does he keep you on a chain and collar or let you roam free?



Neither.

But he recently mentioned something about me attending Dog Obedience School.  <-------- TRUE too  Grin

I told him to GGF!  Tongue
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Reply #103 - Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:30pm
 
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:19pm:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:24pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:07pm:
A guard dog is the answer.

Although I reckon you might need to get 2.

Check their teeth.

Make sure they're healthy.  And sharp.

If you run a small business.....you can even tax deduct these dogs.

Under Security.  Cool



Good idea Lisa.


Oh duh! Of course it's a good idea!

It takes a WOMAN to come up with good ideas  Roll Eyes Tongue Wink




Of course - and I've heard Africans are scared of dogs.

Well - I'm leaving Melbourne over the next few months.

I going for a quieter rural lifestyle - out of the chaos of the big city.
No more traffic congestion & threatened home invasions.
The cities are turning into ghettos for the world's human refuse -
the people that no other country wants but
that we welcome with open arms & unlimited welfare and state housing.
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Reply #104 - Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:32pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:30pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 8:19pm:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:24pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2018 at 7:07pm:
A guard dog is the answer.

Although I reckon you might need to get 2.

Check their teeth.

Make sure they're healthy.  And sharp.

If you run a small business.....you can even tax deduct these dogs.

Under Security.  Cool



Good idea Lisa.


Oh duh! Of course it's a good idea!

It takes a WOMAN to come up with good ideas  Roll Eyes Tongue Wink




Of course - and I've heard Africans are scared of dogs.

Well - I'm leaving Melbourne over the next few months.

I going for a quieter rural lifestyle - out of the chaos of the big city.
No more traffic congestion & threatened home invasions.
The cities are turning into ghettos for the world's human refuse -
the people that no other country wants but
that we welcome with open arms & unlimited welfare and state housing.


Sounds like a good idea Bobby, are you a woman?
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