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Reply #30 - Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 6:05pm

cods wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 4:52pm:

Black Orchid wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 4:31pm:

Lord Herbert wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 12:17pm:

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"That means that men spend almost an entire day (19 hours) more per year shaking hands with the devil".

On the bright side it is supposed to stave off the onset of Alzheimers. Well, regular sex in general that is. Any way you can get it is probably the same Tongue

seriously black orchid do you think anyone asks someone with alzheimers did you ever masterbate...

yes or no will do... Grin

have you ever been asked that questions black orchid.. to your face I mean.

yes or no will do..

It's the endorphins and neurochemicals which are released that help counteract memory loss

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Reply #31 - Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 6:06pm

Lord Herbert wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 5:29pm:

cods wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 4:52pm:

seriously black orchid do you think anyone asks someone with alzheimers did you ever masterbate...

yes or no will do... Grin

have you ever been asked that questions black orchid.. to your face I mean.

yes or no will do..

I think Cods might be getting into a bit of lezzo-talk here .... Don't answer, Black Orchid. Let her prurient interest drop like a stoned crow.

Behave Herbie Cheesy

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Reply #32 - Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 6:09pm

cods wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 4:42pm:

Gnads wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 12:33pm:

Gordon wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 12:22pm:

Every day, twice on Sundays.

Got me stuffed .... less than one day out 365?

Nearly as bad as Santa Claus ... he only comes once a year.

Cods since when is masturbation a "perversion"? Grin

your word not mine...

seems your more the one with the problem not me..

Really? you have checked your response to Herb?

Glad you're not a bloke with 2 d1cks ... you'd be silly enough with one. Roll Eyes

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Reply #33 - Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 6:13pm

cods wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 4:45pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 12:40pm:

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 12:37pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 12:33pm:

I've asked a few women in my time if the diddle and they all said no. LIARS!!! Angry

2 anecdotes arent evidence

The word few can mean more than 2. It was about 5. Women tend to get embarrassed on the subject while men talk freely about having a flog.

is that normal conversation for men.... have to say its not something I have ever had a conversation about.........

its seems to play on a few minds on here though....

even to use a word like perversion .. as if its dirty or something....

all I know is its never been a conversation piece

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perversion
pəˈvəːʃ(ə)n/Submit
noun
1.
distortion or corruption of the original course, meaning, or state of something.
"the thing which most disturbed him was the perversion of language and truth"
synonyms: distortion, misrepresentation, falsification, travesty, misinterpretation, misconstruction, twisting, corruption, subversion, misuse, misapplication, debasement
"a twisted perversion of the truth"
2.
sexual behaviour that is considered abnormal and unacceptable.
"his book revolutionized ideas about sexual perversion"
synonyms: deviance, deviancy, deviation; More

You really are thick Cods. Grin

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Reply #34 - Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 6:20pm

cods wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 4:48pm:

Aussie wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 4:44pm:

cods wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 4:42pm:

Gnads wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 12:33pm:

Gordon wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 12:22pm:

Every day, twice on Sundays.

Got me stuffed .... less than one day out 365?

Nearly as bad as Santa Claus ... he only comes once a year.

Cods since when is masturbation a "perversion"? Grin

your word not mine...

seems your more the one with the problem not me..

Nah....it was your word, cods:

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are you a secret perv

oh trust you might have guessed..

well as I have said it isnt something I am used to talking about....its there it happens .. what the hell does it have to do with anyone else????????????......

you and gnads tell me....

is it part of your normal conversation especially with members of the opposite sex??>.

come on dont be shy!

if someone asked me that in company I am not sure what reaction I would have..

perhaps you can give us some examples

Guessed what?

That he also picked you up on your bs?

It's ok not to remember conversations going back some days, weeks & months ....

but to forget what you said on the first page of a 2 to 3 page conversation that only started today .....

is a bit hard to swallow .... now don't take that the wrong way. Grin

Have you always led a sheltered life or is your prudish indignation just a sham?

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Valkie Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 16097 Central Coast Gender:	Re: Masturbation research reveals some surprises. Reply #35 - Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 7:21pm Muzzos use pepper, a magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers. And even then it's hit and miss. Pathetic creatures
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20231 Gordon Gender:	Re: Masturbation research reveals some surprises. Reply #37 - Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 8:35pm Don't forget boys, sit on your hand for about 10 mins until it goes numb and it feels like someone else is doing itm
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Lord Herbert Gold Member Offline Posts: 34441 Gender:	Re: Masturbation research reveals some surprises. Reply #38 - Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 8:48pm Gordon wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 8:35pm: Don't forget boys, sit on your hand for about 10 mins until it goes numb and it feels like someone else is doing itm ... feels like another man's hand ... ? Is there something you haven't told us about yourself, Gordon?
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Reply #39 - Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 8:50pm

Lord Herbert wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 8:48pm:

Gordon wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 8:35pm:

Don't forget boys, sit on your hand for about 10 mins until it goes numb and it feels like someone else is doing itm

... feels like another man's hand ... ?

Is there something you haven't told us about yourself, Gordon? Cool

I wonder if any of the women here are familiar with a jar of peanut butter and the family dog?

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Lord Herbert Gold Member Offline Posts: 34441 Gender:	Re: Masturbation research reveals some surprises. Reply #40 - Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 8:57pm How about we keep it out of the gutter, Gordon?
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Reply #41 - Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 8:58pm

Gordon wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 8:50pm:

Lord Herbert wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 8:48pm:

Gordon wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 8:35pm:

Don't forget boys, sit on your hand for about 10 mins until it goes numb and it feels like someone else is doing itm

... feels like another man's hand ... ?

Is there something you haven't told us about yourself, Gordon? Cool

I wonder if any of the women here are familiar with a jar of peanut butter and the family dog?

I'll have what she's having.

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Mattyfisk Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 92409 Gender:	Re: Masturbation research reveals some surprises. Reply #42 - Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 8:59pm Valkie wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 7:21pm: Muzzos use pepper, a magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers. And even then it's hit and miss. Pathetic creatures Canadian Yids use maple syrup and gefildefishe. You?
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Re: Masturbation research reveals some surprises.
Reply #43 - Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 9:00pm

Mattyfisk wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 8:58pm:

Gordon wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 8:50pm:

Lord Herbert wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 8:48pm:

Gordon wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 8:35pm:

Don't forget boys, sit on your hand for about 10 mins until it goes numb and it feels like someone else is doing itm

... feels like another man's hand ... ?

Is there something you haven't told us about yourself, Gordon? Cool

I wonder if any of the women here are familiar with a jar of peanut butter and the family dog?

I'll have what she's having.

Nah, you'd use hummas and the cat. Dogs are haram.

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Reply #44 - Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 9:10pm

Gnads wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 6:20pm:

cods wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 4:48pm:

Aussie wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 4:44pm:

cods wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 4:42pm:

Gnads wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 12:33pm:

Gordon wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 12:22pm:

Every day, twice on Sundays.

Got me stuffed .... less than one day out 365?

Nearly as bad as Santa Claus ... he only comes once a year.

Cods since when is masturbation a "perversion"? Grin

your word not mine...

seems your more the one with the problem not me..

Nah....it was your word, cods:

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are you a secret perv

oh trust you might have guessed..

well as I have said it isnt something I am used to talking about....its there it happens .. what the hell does it have to do with anyone else????????????......

you and gnads tell me....

is it part of your normal conversation especially with members of the opposite sex??>.

come on dont be shy!

if someone asked me that in company I am not sure what reaction I would have..

perhaps you can give us some examples

Guessed what?

That he also picked you up on your bs?

It's ok not to remember conversations going back some days, weeks & months ....

but to forget what you said on the first page of a 2 to 3 page conversation that only started today .....

is a bit hard to swallow .... now don't take that the wrong way. Grin

Have you always led a sheltered life or is your prudish indignation just a sham?

I dont know what your ranting about.. or what problems you have with me but every post pow there you are..

you btw didnt discover maturbating...I think you will find it been going on since time began....and yes most of us know what its all about.....

all I am saying is.. what does it have to do with anyone else.....its a personal thing as far as I am concerned.......

what woukld you like to know next??????

how many times do you wipe your bum.....

who in their right mind seriously wishes to know that???

will it change the planet if we all know everyones bathroom secrets..

you are the prude you used the word..perversion not me..

i asked a very simple question of herb.....pervs are the ones who look down females cleavage and pinch bottoms...... which by the look of the op is all about more or less the same thing perving in peoples bathrooms....

to me who does it and I would hazard a guess... 99% of adults...btw I am not thinking about anyone on here... Grin

Lord Herbert wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2018 at 8:57pm:

How about we keep it out of the gutter, Gordon?

I agree herb.... there is nothing wrong with this....its just private thats all...

some folks turn everything into smut I so dislike that..

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