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bludger

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Australia Day
Feb 14^th, 2018 at 2:39pm

Australia Day is causing some concern in the community so I have devised a new system. Australia day will be abolished and a new one will be substituted. This will be to celebrate the day when Captain Cook arrived in Australia.
This will be known a Captain Cookaburra Day. This will be for the whities.
The aboriginals will have Gwandana Day. Much more relevant
and better than First Australians for obvious reasons.
For the people of mixed parentage we will have Gray Day,
preferably on an overcast day in the middle of winter.

there is now 2 extra paid holidays. This will be a boon for the overworked underpaid toilers in this country and nightmare for the overpaid underworked bludgers who won't be getting them. (not me of course).
So there you go then. Problem solved!

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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20217 Gordon Gender:	Re: Australia Day Reply #1 - Feb 14^th, 2018 at 2:43pm The Abos get a day off from doing what, pray tell?
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bludger Senior Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 314 Gender:	Re: Australia Day Reply #2 - Feb 14^th, 2018 at 2:47pm From doing what I do SFA
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Gnads

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Re: Australia Day
Reply #3 - Feb 14^th, 2018 at 2:50pm

bludger wrote on Feb 14^th, 2018 at 2:39pm:

Australia Day is causing some concern in the community so I have devised a new system. Australia day will be abolished and a new one will be substituted. This will be to celebrate the day when Captain Cook arrived in Australia.
This will be known a Captain Cookaburra Day. This will be for the whities.
The aboriginals will have Gwandana Day. Much more relevant
and better than First Australians for obvious reasons.
For the people of mixed parentage we will have Gray Day,
preferably on an overcast day in the middle of winter.

there is now 2 extra paid holidays. This will be a boon for the overworked underpaid toilers in this country and nightmare for the overpaid underworked bludgers who won't be getting them. (not me of course).
So there you go then. Problem solved!

Gwandanna Day? Grin

Try brushing up a bit on your history ...

You meant Gondwana Land Day right?

Or was that Goanna Day? Grin

Having a dyslexic moment?

Oh .... and you can leave Australia Day where it is ... for all Australians.

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bludger Senior Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 314 Gender:	Re: Australia Day Reply #4 - Feb 14^th, 2018 at 2:57pm I knew it was something like that. Gondwana yeah that's it. Australia day for australians? Never thought of that anyway I think I've covered everybody and scored 2 extra holidays.
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Valkie Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 16088 Central Coast Gender:	Re: Australia Day Reply #5 - Feb 14^th, 2018 at 6:18pm Now I know why the abbos are so unhappy. They neva gets no olidays bro One must work to fully appreciate a doy off now and then. They have never worked, so they don't appreciate days off. Simple
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