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Reply #45 - Feb 15th, 2018 at 1:07pm
 
Gordon wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 1:02pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 12:53pm:
Gordon wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 12:35pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 11:50am:
karnal seemed pretty agro. must be on her period.


Karnal's racism sits very close to the surface and she thinks I'm actually jewish, and that I own an apartment in her hood drives really gets her burka in a twist.

Hey Karnal, I also have some stuff going on in Hornsby which is becoming a bit of a curry pit. Smiley  Smiley
She's a funny old bird. I like him/her though.


Despite how rude he/she is to me, I actually like Karnal too, and I have a sneaky suspicion he/she likes me.

After all, we have the bond of both having had an interesting experience in Karnal, the Indian town he/she is named after.

He/She won't go into the gory details, but something happened on the back of a bus. Maybe he/she will open up to you about it.   Grin Grin 

Karnal got up to some back of the bust hijinks hey. Dirty Karnal.
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Reply #46 - Feb 15th, 2018 at 1:14pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 1:07pm:
Gordon wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 1:02pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 12:53pm:
Gordon wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 12:35pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 11:50am:
karnal seemed pretty agro. must be on her period.


Karnal's racism sits very close to the surface and she thinks I'm actually jewish, and that I own an apartment in her hood drives really gets her burka in a twist.

Hey Karnal, I also have some stuff going on in Hornsby which is becoming a bit of a curry pit. Smiley  Smiley
She's a funny old bird. I like him/her though.


Despite how rude he/she is to me, I actually like Karnal too, and I have a sneaky suspicion he/she likes me.

After all, we have the bond of both having had an interesting experience in Karnal, the Indian town he/she is named after.

He/She won't go into the gory details, but something happened on the back of a bus. Maybe he/she will open up to you about it.   Grin Grin 

Karnal got up to some back of the bust hijinks hey. Dirty Karnal.


I've tried to get Karnal to open about it.

Maybe the memories are just too traumatic...or perhaps erotic??

What happened in Karnal, Karnal. We care, you can share.

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Reply #47 - Feb 15th, 2018 at 1:17pm
 
Gordon wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 1:03pm:
RightSaidFred wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 12:55pm:
Gordon wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 12:35pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 11:50am:
karnal seemed pretty agro. must be on her period.


Karnal's racism sits very close to the surface and she thinks I'm actually jewish, and that I own an apartment in her hood drives really gets her burka in a twist.

Hey Karnal, I also have some stuff going on in Hornsby which is becoming a bit of a curry pit. Smiley  Smiley


You do seem to live around the Jews.
Have you ever woken up face down in the Hakoah Club wearing a small cap ?

(Hang on I am having flash backs Smiley)



I was always a Beach Rd kinda guy, or the Bondi Hotel when I felt like some Backpacker pussy.


I guess you can check your penis just to make sure your not Jewish.

I know a few Jews out that way was at one guys 30 million dollar house celebrating his 60th ..... man they can party !

I live near the Rats next time they are playing the Beasties at Woollahra oval we can bring down the Shute Shield to show what it looks like Smiley Go the Rats !

FYI I like the style of entertaining Rugby the Beasties play.
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Reply #48 - Feb 15th, 2018 at 3:03pm
 
Gordon wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 11:43am:
Mattyfisk wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 8:55am:
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Feb 14th, 2018 at 11:26pm:
You got a problem with Jews? 



No, Grappler, landlords.

You?


Are you a communist?


Don't want to say, eh? Now how do we know you're not a Paki? Tell me that.
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Reply #49 - Feb 15th, 2018 at 3:05pm
 
RightSaidFred wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 12:55pm:
Gordon wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 12:35pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 11:50am:
karnal seemed pretty agro. must be on her period.


Karnal's racism sits very close to the surface and she thinks I'm actually jewish, and that I own an apartment in her hood drives really gets her burka in a twist.

Hey Karnal, I also have some stuff going on in Hornsby which is becoming a bit of a curry pit. Smiley  Smiley


You do seem to live around the Jews.



Funny that.
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Reply #50 - Feb 15th, 2018 at 3:10pm
 
Mattyfisk wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 3:05pm:
RightSaidFred wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 12:55pm:
Gordon wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 12:35pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 11:50am:
karnal seemed pretty agro. must be on her period.


Karnal's racism sits very close to the surface and she thinks I'm actually jewish, and that I own an apartment in her hood drives really gets her burka in a twist.

Hey Karnal, I also have some stuff going on in Hornsby which is becoming a bit of a curry pit. Smiley  Smiley


You do seem to live around the Jews.



Funny that.


You live around Lebs, are you Leb, pray tell?
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Reply #51 - Feb 15th, 2018 at 4:59pm
 
Gordon wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 3:10pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 3:05pm:
RightSaidFred wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 12:55pm:
Gordon wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 12:35pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 11:50am:
karnal seemed pretty agro. must be on her period.


Karnal's racism sits very close to the surface and she thinks I'm actually jewish, and that I own an apartment in her hood drives really gets her burka in a twist.

Hey Karnal, I also have some stuff going on in Hornsby which is becoming a bit of a curry pit. Smiley  Smiley


You do seem to live around the Jews.



Funny that.


You live around Lebs, are you Leb, pray tell?


Why don't you answer the question? Ashamed?

Now now, Gordon, we're all friends here.
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Reply #52 - Feb 15th, 2018 at 5:02pm
 
Mattyfisk wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 4:59pm:
Gordon wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 3:10pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 3:05pm:
RightSaidFred wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 12:55pm:
Gordon wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 12:35pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 11:50am:
karnal seemed pretty agro. must be on her period.


Karnal's racism sits very close to the surface and she thinks I'm actually jewish, and that I own an apartment in her hood drives really gets her burka in a twist.

Hey Karnal, I also have some stuff going on in Hornsby which is becoming a bit of a curry pit. Smiley  Smiley


You do seem to live around the Jews.



Funny that.


You live around Lebs, are you Leb, pray tell?


Why don't you answer the question? Ashamed?

Now now, Gordon, we're all friends here.


I'm not ashamed about what happened in Karnal, Karnal. Is Karnal ashamed about what happened in Karnal?
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Reply #53 - Feb 15th, 2018 at 5:18pm
 
Setanta wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 12:16am:
Gordon wrote on Feb 14th, 2018 at 10:18pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Feb 14th, 2018 at 10:12pm:
Of course you had a Volvo. People like you always do.


Why so hostile tonight?  Flashbacks from the back of the bus in Karnal, Karnal?


Perhaps he rode a motorcycle! I know Volvo drivers scared the shyte out of me when I rode.


While Volvo drivers were totally unaware of their surroundings, they weren't aggressive and they're easy to spot. When you see one, you just hang back for a bit and wait until it's clear to overtake, drop it down a gear (or not if you're on a V-twin) and rip passed it, preferably on one wheel. They won't even notice you've passed them.

I'm glad I'm not on a bike now there's 19 year old skanks in VW Polos taking selfies of their trout pout.
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Reply #54 - Feb 15th, 2018 at 5:24pm
 
What happens in Far Karnal stays in Far Karnal....
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Reply #55 - Feb 15th, 2018 at 5:52pm
 
Hang them and hang them high.
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Reply #56 - Feb 15th, 2018 at 6:02pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 5:52pm:
Hang them and hang them high.


Good idea. The Sirius tower can be seen clearly when you drive over the Harbour Bridge. Hang them from the tower and that will deter people from doing what they did.



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Reply #57 - Feb 15th, 2018 at 6:29pm
 
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 5:24pm:
What happens in Far Karnal stays in Far Karnal....


If only Gordon's mother said the same thing.
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Reply #58 - Feb 15th, 2018 at 6:31pm
 
Gordon wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 6:02pm:
Bobby. wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 5:52pm:
Hang them and hang them high.


Good idea. The Sirius tower can be seen clearly when you drive over the Harbour Bridge. Hang them from the tower and that will deter people from doing what they did.



You can't talk. You rent out a public toilet.

Not that sort of public toilet, Bobby.
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Reply #59 - Feb 15th, 2018 at 6:36pm
 
Mattyfisk wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 6:31pm:
Gordon wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 6:02pm:
Bobby. wrote on Feb 15th, 2018 at 5:52pm:
Hang them and hang them high.


Good idea. The Sirius tower can be seen clearly when you drive over the Harbour Bridge. Hang them from the tower and that will deter people from doing what they did.



You can't talk. You rent out a public toilet.

Not that sort of public toilet, Bobby.


Nice 2br in a block of 8, actually.  If you ever need digs, PM me.
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