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Muslim Turkey says Noah had cell phone
Jan 15th, 2018 at 6:58pm
 
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Turkish academic claims Prophet Noah used cell phone to call son before flood


A Turkish academic has claimed that the Prophet Noah called his son via a mobile phone shortly before the Genesis flood, a narrative recounted in both Islam’s Quran and Christianity’s Old Testament holy books.

Yavuz Ornek, a lecturer at the Marine Sciences Faculty of Istanbul University, made the now-viral claim while appearing on Turkish state-owned TRT television channel last Saturday.

“There were huge 300 to 400-meter high waves and his [the Prophet Noah’s] son was many kilometers away. The Quran says Noah spoke with his son. But how did they manage to communicate? Was it a miracle? It could be. But we believe he communicated with his son via cell phone,” Ornek was quoted in an English translation by Hurriyet Daily News as saying during the television interview.

http://english.alarabiya.net/en/variety/2018/01/10/Turkish-academic-claims-Proph...


Can muslims really be that stupid?
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Reply #1 - Jan 15th, 2018 at 7:27pm
 
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Can muslims really be that stupid?


Perhaps we should take a poll.
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Reply #2 - Jan 15th, 2018 at 7:31pm
 
Muzlims stupid? Check out Gandalf's reason for converting.
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Reply #3 - Jan 15th, 2018 at 7:41pm
 
Baronvonrort wrote on Jan 15th, 2018 at 6:58pm:
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Turkish academic claims Prophet Noah used cell phone to call son before flood


A Turkish academic has claimed that the Prophet Noah called his son via a mobile phone shortly before the Genesis flood, a narrative recounted in both Islam’s Quran and Christianity’s Old Testament holy books.

Yavuz Ornek, a lecturer at the Marine Sciences Faculty of Istanbul University, made the now-viral claim while appearing on Turkish state-owned TRT television channel last Saturday.

“There were huge 300 to 400-meter high waves and his [the Prophet Noah’s] son was many kilometers away. The Quran says Noah spoke with his son. But how did they manage to communicate? Was it a miracle? It could be. But we believe he communicated with his son via cell phone,” Ornek was quoted in an English translation by Hurriyet Daily News as saying during the television interview.

http://english.alarabiya.net/en/variety/2018/01/10/Turkish-academic-claims-Proph...


Can muslims really be that stupid?


Crazy, isn't it?

Representatives of all the kinds of air-breathing land animals and birds on the Arc, though, that's believable.

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Reply #4 - Jan 16th, 2018 at 12:47pm
 
...Noah was so forlorn...


...He just couldn't find no eunuch horns...

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Reply #5 - Jan 16th, 2018 at 1:24pm
 

Cell Phone: "totally unbelievable".

Old guy with grey hair and beard parts the clouds to talk to guy in bathrobe, and then guy in bathrobe manages to fit at least two of every single animal on Earth onto a boat, all the time preventing them from eating each other: "sounds legit".
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Reply #6 - Jan 16th, 2018 at 2:49pm
 
issuevoter wrote on Jan 15th, 2018 at 7:31pm:
Muzlims stupid? Check out Gandalf's reason for converting.


And what would that be issue?
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Reply #7 - Jan 19th, 2018 at 3:47pm
 
issuevoter wrote on Jan 15th, 2018 at 7:31pm:
Muzlims stupid? Check out Gandalf's reason for converting.


What? Is Gandalf a convert? He wasn't born a Muslim?
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Reply #8 - Jan 20th, 2018 at 8:28am
 
polite_gandalf wrote on Jan 16th, 2018 at 2:49pm:
issuevoter wrote on Jan 15th, 2018 at 7:31pm:
Muzlims stupid? Check out Gandalf's reason for converting.


And what would that be issue?


You have already stated your stupidity here; it can be found in an earlier thread. Of course, you can try to polish it up a bit, if you like. Just remember, no one trusts a turncoat.
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Re: Muslim Turkey says Noah had cell phone
Reply #9 - Jan 20th, 2018 at 8:24pm
 
polite_gandalf wrote on Jan 16th, 2018 at 2:49pm:
issuevoter wrote on Jan 15th, 2018 at 7:31pm:
Muzlims stupid? Check out Gandalf's reason for converting.


And what would that be issue?

Catholicism isn't literal enough??

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