Are you tired of being insulted and not being able to do anything about it? Is your wife/gf pissing you off, and you're tired off marital counselling? Sick of having to read some many books during your lifetime? Tired of shaving your beard everyday? Only want to wear one type of clothing?

Well, have no fear, because Islam provides the answer. As a Muslim, you can:

1) beat up those who are not Muslims (if they piss you off, but do not transgress for Allah does not love transgressors);

2) beat the poo out of the wife if disobeys you (but only if you admonish her first, then leave her bed second);

3) read only one book - the Holy Quran, which contains the answers to life and the universe;

4) not shave your beard, and keep it long all the time;

5) wear one suit all the time and not wash it.

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Auggie wrote on Jan 13^th, 2018 at 7:41pm:


How good is that speech!

I think it's got one more series but it went to poo last season.

Auggie wrote on Jan 13^th, 2018 at 8:41pm:


I liked the comment about the koran but not the solution.

Occupation makes muslims hate us.
Total destruction makes muslims hate us.

I think a better option would be total quarantine. Let them have their caliphate and use it as a showcase for the joys of pure Islam

Auggie wrote on Jan 13^th, 2018 at 8:53pm:


The problem is Islam is an expansionist idiology and would never be content with set boundaries.

Look at the process to convert to Islam as apposed to Judaism.  To be a jew you have to argue with a rabbi for a year as to why you want to be jewish.

Islam, just say this.


I testify “La ilaha illa Allah, Muhammad rasoolu Allah.”

Where's Allan??

Allans at the bar mate.

Allans at the bar mate,
Allans at the bar mate,
Allans at the bar mate.

It's allans shout.

Gordon wrote on Jan 13^th, 2018 at 8:46pm:


That's not far off what we are doing. Except we are taking it one step further. We are letting Muslims see it for what it is and helping them fight against. It is essentially divide and conquer, though we don't need to do either overtly as they do it well enough themselves. What is important is the alternative we have recently provided - an Iraq ruled by democracy. Without that, the situation in Iraq would differ little from that in Syria. Divide and conquer works well enough in both locations, but in Iraq we have a definite preference for who wins. Muslims fighting against an Islamic state on behalf of their own democracy is a big step in the right direction.