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Reply #45 - Dec 16^th, 2017 at 9:56pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Dec 16^th, 2017 at 9:46pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Dec 16^th, 2017 at 9:23pm:

[quote author=bobbythebat1 link=1513410874/38#38 date=1513421716]Do vaginas frighten you, Booby?

https://www.ubykotex.com.au/media/1168/vagina-illustration.jpg

Imagine a gynecologist seeing some chick spread her legs for her checkup, and all those labels start flying out to show what is what. It would be like Blade Runner 2049 has come to reality.

I'm not a gynecologist, but I can look into it for you.

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Re: 2 muff divers married today
Reply #46 - Dec 16^th, 2017 at 10:05pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Dec 16^th, 2017 at 9:46pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Dec 16^th, 2017 at 9:23pm:

[quote author=bobbythebat1 link=1513410874/38#38 date=1513421716]Do vaginas frighten you, Booby?

https://www.ubykotex.com.au/media/1168/vagina-illustration.jpg

Imagine a gynecologist seeing some chick spread her legs for her checkup, and all those labels start flying out to show what is what. It would be like Blade Runner 2049 has come to reality.

If their good sorts, I'ld say the gyno would be at 12:00 o'clock high most of the time.

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Grappler Truth Teller Feller Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 80333 Proud pre-1850's NO Voter Gender:	Re: 2 muff divers married today Reply #47 - Dec 16^th, 2017 at 11:52pm UnSubRocky wrote on Dec 16^th, 2017 at 9:38pm: I can make them both hetero in one night. They will end up being the first same-sex divorce case. Then it would be a fight to the death between them over which one can keep me. Which do you prefer - the White Whale or the Mohican Haircut?
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Re: 2 muff divers married today
Reply #48 - Dec 16^th, 2017 at 11:54pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Dec 16^th, 2017 at 9:23pm:

Bobby. wrote on Dec 16^th, 2017 at 8:55pm:

Ajax wrote on Dec 16^th, 2017 at 8:51pm:

Bobby. wrote on Dec 16^th, 2017 at 8:48pm:

Ajax wrote on Dec 16^th, 2017 at 8:39pm:

I've always know it to be like that I don't know when they changed the law.

I would say that the marriage is null and void.

They can't just say that
" we did a bit of muff diving on our wedding night"

It has to be sexual intercourse.

It was changed in 1975.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voidable_marriages_(Australia)

OK thanks - so it is a valid marriage!
It doesn't have to consummated.

Do vaginas frighten you, Booby?

https://www.ubykotex.com.au/media/1168/vagina-illustration.jpg

Now that is an anus horribilis.... and is that the Sydney Harbour tunnel above it? Mostly they seem to be more pink and tend to hide shyly behind a little hair and tend to draw their shelves around them a bit more than that!

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Re: 2 muff divers married today
Reply #49 - Dec 16^th, 2017 at 11:56pm

Ajax wrote on Dec 16^th, 2017 at 10:05pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Dec 16^th, 2017 at 9:46pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Dec 16^th, 2017 at 9:23pm:

[quote author=bobbythebat1 link=1513410874/38#38 date=1513421716]Do vaginas frighten you, Booby?

https://www.ubykotex.com.au/media/1168/vagina-illustration.jpg

Imagine a gynecologist seeing some chick spread her legs for her checkup, and all those labels start flying out to show what is what. It would be like Blade Runner 2049 has come to reality.

If their good sorts, I'ld say the gyno would be at 12:00 o'clock high most of the time.

When I was young I thought being a gyno would be a dream job, when I got older I realised all you would see are the the sick ones, it ruined my dreams. Cry

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Re: 2 muff divers married today
Reply #50 - Dec 17^th, 2017 at 3:53am

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Dec 16^th, 2017 at 11:52pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Dec 16^th, 2017 at 9:38pm:

I can make them both hetero in one night. They will end up being the first same-sex divorce case. Then it would be a fight to the death between them over which one can keep me.

Which do you prefer - the White Whale or the Mohican Haircut?

By the time I am done with both of them, they will be slimming down and feminizing themselves for my further attention.

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Grappler Truth Teller Feller Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 80333 Proud pre-1850's NO Voter Gender:	Re: 2 muff divers married today Reply #52 - Dec 17^th, 2017 at 4:41am Not that there's anything Wong with that........
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Reply #53 - Dec 17^th, 2017 at 7:31am

Sorry for my naive ignorance but how they penetrate each other?
Unless they have exclusively a romantic platonic relationship.

Doctors’ horror as 30-inch sex toy gets stuck inside man

A sex toy, measuring 30 inches, had to be removed from a British man’s anus after he attempted to pleasure himself with it and instead perforated his bowel.
Doctors confirmed the man “lost control” of the toy and ended up with it lodged inside himself.

The British Medical Journal (BMJ) reported the bizarre case and issued a warning over the practice. Doctors said the sex toy, measuring three quarters of a meter, was “unusually large”.

The BMJ report said: “This case is the first of its kind and exclusive, due to the enormous size.”

The patient, who is not being named, presented himself to the A&E department at a hospital in Lincolnshire suffering from severe pain.

Dr Saad Ikram was among a team of medics who dealt with the case.

He said the patient had a “smooth shadow” in the right side of his abdomen during an X-ray.

Medics at the hospital were stunned over the sheer size of the object the man had attempted to pleasure himself with.

The massive sex toy was removed, along with 20cm of the man’s large intestine. Nine days later the man was released from hospital.

The patient had to be hooked up to feeding tubes while in hospital and had a stomach bag fitted.

https://www.rt.com/uk/413355-sex-toy-rectum-stuck/

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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 95522 Melbourne Gender:	Re: 2 muff divers married today Reply #54 - Dec 17^th, 2017 at 9:45am Quote: Doctors’ horror as 30-inch sex toy gets stuck inside man Another sign of the End Times.
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Ajax Gold Member Offline CO2 has never controlled temperature on Earth Posts: 10958 Australia Gender:	Re: 2 muff divers married today Reply #55 - Dec 17^th, 2017 at 10:15am You know that feeling of bow leggedness after dropping a big scud. That guy must have it permanent....LOL
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Re: 2 muff divers married today
Reply #56 - Dec 17^th, 2017 at 10:46am

Mattyfisk wrote on Dec 16^th, 2017 at 6:50pm:

hatman92 wrote on Dec 16^th, 2017 at 6:45pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Dec 16^th, 2017 at 5:59pm:

Let's hope they breed lots of little muff divers, ladies.

Not sure how they will.

They will need assistance. Cheesy

That is the irony.

Excuse me, when two muff divers love each other very much, God plants a seed inside their bellies to turn into a baby.

It's up to you to prove otherwise.

What!!! don't go loopy on us kamal.

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Mattyfisk Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 92409 Gender:	Re: 2 muff divers married today Reply #57 - Dec 17^th, 2017 at 5:21pm Bobby. wrote on Dec 17^th, 2017 at 9:45am: Quote: Doctors’ horror as 30-inch sex toy gets stuck inside man Another sign of the End Times. I blame the parents.
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 95522 Melbourne Gender:	Re: 2 muff divers married today Reply #58 - Dec 17^th, 2017 at 8:51pm Mattyfisk wrote on Dec 17^th, 2017 at 5:21pm: Bobby. wrote on Dec 17^th, 2017 at 9:45am: Quote: Doctors’ horror as 30-inch sex toy gets stuck inside man Another sign of the End Times. I blame the parents. I blame the devil.
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Re: 2 muff divers married today
Reply #59 - Dec 17^th, 2017 at 9:09pm

Bobby. wrote on Dec 17^th, 2017 at 8:51pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Dec 17^th, 2017 at 5:21pm:

Bobby. wrote on Dec 17^th, 2017 at 9:45am:

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Doctors’ horror as 30-inch sex toy gets stuck inside man

Another sign of the End Times.

I blame the parents.

I blame the devil.

... not that there's anything Wong with that....... did I say something Wong?

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