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Mattyfisk Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 92253 Gender:	2017 biggest porkie-teller award Nov 18^th, 2017 at 7:39pm Nominations for fellow members are open, leftards. There are some real howlers here. The winner gets to keep the title, and remember, there are no bad losers, only bad winners. The board's biggest jellyfish now has a lovely T shirt to blob around in. A prize will be given to the biggest porkie-teller. But who?
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issuevoter Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 9200 The Great State of Mind Gender:	Re: 2017 biggest porkie-teller award Reply #1 - Nov 18^th, 2017 at 8:13pm I'll have a go. Three Muzlims walk into a bar . . .
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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: 2017 biggest porkie-teller award Reply #2 - Nov 19^th, 2017 at 3:59am Strictly speaking, this happened in 2016, but it's hard to go past 'Pecker s Trump Promise'. Then again, it doesn't count for much when one points out a single lie made by a pathological liar.
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Lisa the Greek New Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 3 Lonsdale Street Gender:	Re: 2017 biggest porkie-teller award Reply #3 - Nov 19^th, 2017 at 5:00am My dad is very hairy and has passed the hairy gene onto me. Am hoping for a laser hair removal for Christmas from hubby.
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Reply #4 - Nov 19^th, 2017 at 8:01am

issuevoter wrote on Nov 18^th, 2017 at 8:13pm:

I'll have a go. Three Muzlims walk into a bar . . .

karmel only wants lies from ozpol leftards issue..

hammer has won I am thinking..

although we have had the odd threat

to leave and not come back... Roll Eyes

is a threat the same as a LIE ..

karmel??.. a bit of clarifying there pet!

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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 72209 Gender:	Re: 2017 biggest porkie-teller award Reply #5 - Nov 19^th, 2017 at 9:09am what are you on about cods? have you missed your morning medication?
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Reply #6 - Nov 19^th, 2017 at 9:13am

Mattyfisk wrote on Nov 18^th, 2017 at 7:39pm:

Nominations for fellow members are open, leftards. There are some real howlers here. The winner gets to keep the title, and remember, there are no bad losers, only bad winners.

The board's biggest jellyfish now has a lovely T shirt to blob around in. A prize will be given to the biggest porkie-teller.

But who?

It will always be a toss up between you and your fellow lying fkkhead greggy, won't it?

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Reply #7 - Nov 19^th, 2017 at 9:24am

BigOl64 wrote on Nov 19^th, 2017 at 9:13am:

Mattyfisk wrote on Nov 18^th, 2017 at 7:39pm:

Nominations for fellow members are open, leftards. There are some real howlers here. The winner gets to keep the title, and remember, there are no bad losers, only bad winners.

The board's biggest jellyfish now has a lovely T shirt to blob around in. A prize will be given to the biggest porkie-teller.

But who?

It will always be a toss up between you and your fellow lying fkkhead greggy, won't it?

And don't forget Jack Sh!t for brains.........

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Reply #8 - Nov 19^th, 2017 at 9:35am

Fuzzball wrote on Nov 19^th, 2017 at 9:24am:

BigOl64 wrote on Nov 19^th, 2017 at 9:13am:

Mattyfisk wrote on Nov 18^th, 2017 at 7:39pm:

Nominations for fellow members are open, leftards. There are some real howlers here. The winner gets to keep the title, and remember, there are no bad losers, only bad winners.

The board's biggest jellyfish now has a lovely T shirt to blob around in. A prize will be given to the biggest porkie-teller.

But who?

It will always be a toss up between you and your fellow lying fkkhead greggy, won't it?

And don't forget Jack Sh!t for brains.........

still can't get your nose out of my arse ehhh ...

do you dream about me when you sleep?

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Reply #9 - Nov 19^th, 2017 at 10:29am

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Reply #10 - Nov 19^th, 2017 at 10:32am

John Smith wrote on Nov 19^th, 2017 at 9:09am:

what are you on about cods?

have you missed your morning medication?

ahhhh the rat is loose......and is still bitching about me...

whats the matter pet moff not around for you to gossip and bitch with?...

she wont be long I am sure...

she may have got agnes banned after dobbing her in... Roll Eyes

I am sure that will give you both a laugh.

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Reply #11 - Nov 19^th, 2017 at 10:45am

cods wrote on Nov 19^th, 2017 at 10:32am:

John Smith wrote on Nov 19^th, 2017 at 9:09am:

what are you on about cods?

have you missed your morning medication?

ahhhh the rat is loose......and is still bitching about me...

whats the matter pet moff not around for you to gossip and bitch with?...

she wont be long I am sure...

she may have got agnes banned after dobbing her in... Roll Eyes

I am sure that will give you both a laugh.

why is it you cannot answer a simple question without going into one of your long winded fruit loop rants that have nothing to do with the question being asked?

If fungus got banned it's her own fault for being so stupid.

Thanks for letting me know she's banned though. Cheesy

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I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Reply #12 - Nov 19^th, 2017 at 11:18am

John Smith wrote on Nov 19^th, 2017 at 10:45am:

cods wrote on Nov 19^th, 2017 at 10:32am:

John Smith wrote on Nov 19^th, 2017 at 9:09am:

what are you on about cods?

have you missed your morning medication?

ahhhh the rat is loose......and is still bitching about me...

whats the matter pet moff not around for you to gossip and bitch with?...

she wont be long I am sure...

she may have got agnes banned after dobbing her in... Roll Eyes

I am sure that will give you both a laugh.

why is it you cannot answer a simple question without going into one of your long winded fruit loop rants that have nothing to do with the question being asked?

If fungus got banned it's her own fault for being so stupid.

Thanks for letting me know she's banned though. Cheesy

why is it you cant read....why is that ratty?maybe its you that needs the medication

I SAID MAY HAVE...I didnt say she was... Cheesy

but guess whos loud mouth jumped on the mistake straight away..

oh thats right your new lady love...all is forgiven... Wink

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Reply #13 - Nov 19^th, 2017 at 12:16pm

cods wrote on Nov 19^th, 2017 at 11:18am:

why is it you cant read..

I can read it, it just doesn't make sense. I asked you what you were on about with your first comment, you keep going on about mothra .. why is that?

are you unable to explain your position? You're so set in 'attack mothra' mode that that is all you are capable off?

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Mattyfisk Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 92253 Gender:	Re: 2017 biggest porkie-teller award Reply #14 - Nov 19^th, 2017 at 12:32pm Please correct me if I'm wrong, but we have Kameel, the lying fkkhead, Jack Shtforbrains, the rat, and Mr Hammer has nominated himself. Thanks for the nominations thus far, leftards. Please keep it civil.
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