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Mattyfisk Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 92283 Gender:	Riddle me this, jellyfish Nov 18^th, 2017 at 1:09pm Hey gang, give your friends a laugh with these fun gags. What do you call FD in the boxing ring? A box jellyfish. What do you call FD when he's sad? A jelly blubber. What do you call FD on a trip to Lisbon? A Portuguese man of war.
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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 72209 Gender:	Re: Riddle me this, jellyfish Reply #1 - Nov 18^th, 2017 at 1:10pm what do you call FD when he's asked a question? Gone
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Reply #2 - Nov 18^th, 2017 at 1:16pm

Fun fact:

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Immortal jellyfish

This species has a very strange attribute of going back to its juvenile stage after attaining sexual maturity. Scientists believe that this species can turn back its life cycle indefinitely, thus making them immortal. Originally from the Caribbean, this 5 millimeter long creature has steady population across the world, attracting the curiosity of experts all over.

https://animalsake.com/types-of-jellyfish

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mothra Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 34507 Gender:	Re: Riddle me this, jellyfish Reply #3 - Nov 18^th, 2017 at 1:25pm
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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Riddle me this, jellyfish Reply #4 - Nov 18^th, 2017 at 1:46pm What do you get when Karnal is on her period and her muslim husband still wants sex? A blue ringed starfish.
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Jasin Gold Member Online Posts: 46487 Gender:	Re: Riddle me this, jellyfish Reply #5 - Nov 18^th, 2017 at 1:48pm Mr Hammer wrote on Nov 18^th, 2017 at 1:46pm: What do you get when Karnal is on her period and her muslim husband still wants sex? A blue ringed starfish.
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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Riddle me this, jellyfish Reply #6 - Nov 18^th, 2017 at 1:51pm Jasin wrote on Nov 18^th, 2017 at 1:48pm: Mr Hammer wrote on Nov 18^th, 2017 at 1:46pm: What do you get when Karnal is on her period and her muslim husband still wants sex? A blue ringed starfish. Cheers Jasin.
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Mattyfisk Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 92283 Gender:	Re: Riddle me this, jellyfish Reply #7 - Nov 18^th, 2017 at 2:50pm Mr Hammer wrote on Nov 18^th, 2017 at 1:46pm: What do you get when Karnal is on her period and her muslim husband still wants sex? A blue ringed starfish. A jolly hoot, Homo. What grows on Homo's mum's fence? Barbed wire to keep Homo out. If it's rocking don't bother knocking, gang.
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Jasin Gold Member Online Posts: 46487 Gender:	Re: Riddle me this, jellyfish Reply #8 - Nov 18^th, 2017 at 3:12pm That's Karnal Knowledge for ya.
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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Riddle me this, jellyfish Reply #9 - Nov 18^th, 2017 at 3:15pm Why do they call Karnal's burqa the ship of the desert? Because it's full of Arab semen.
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Jasin Gold Member Online Posts: 46487 Gender:	Re: Riddle me this, jellyfish Reply #10 - Nov 18^th, 2017 at 3:17pm Mr Hammer wrote on Nov 18^th, 2017 at 3:15pm: What do they call Karnal's burqa the ship of the desert? Because it's full of Arab semen.
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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Riddle me this, jellyfish Reply #11 - Nov 18^th, 2017 at 3:22pm Jasin wrote on Nov 18^th, 2017 at 3:17pm: Mr Hammer wrote on Nov 18^th, 2017 at 3:15pm: What do they call Karnal's burqa the ship of the desert? Because it's full of Arab semen. Dirty Karnal!!
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Re: Riddle me this, jellyfish
Reply #12 - Nov 18^th, 2017 at 4:26pm

Mr Hammer wrote on Nov 18^th, 2017 at 3:22pm:

Jasin wrote on Nov 18^th, 2017 at 3:17pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Nov 18^th, 2017 at 3:15pm:

What do they call Karnal's burqa the ship of the desert?

Because it's full of Arab semen.

Dirty Karnal!!

Saucy.

What do Homo and a longneck have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

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Redmond Neck Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 20700 ACT Gender:	Re: Riddle me this, jellyfish Reply #13 - Nov 18^th, 2017 at 4:37pm Ban them all freediver for disrespect of our leader!
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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 72209 Gender:	Re: Riddle me this, jellyfish Reply #14 - Nov 18^th, 2017 at 4:40pm Redmond Neck wrote on Nov 18^th, 2017 at 4:37pm: Ban them all freediver for disrespect of our leader! ohh looky, he's assuming the position and raising his petticoat again
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