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Nov 18th, 2017 at 3:02am
 
Okay, apart from Kangarooland lacking the ability to legalize weed (for bugger's sake, it's 2017),  here's a random video of Australian thoughts on television (which is crap anywhere you live). These people freak me the bugger out. For one, seems sunny there ALL THE TIME so why are women wearing leather jackets or heavy sweaters? Do dogs roams free there all the time? Too many hipsters, trucks, and douches in cheap suits. It's like Denver only much cleaner and no fat Texuuns and/or Californians.



I like weird. Weird is good but this would be like a surreal acid flashback for me.* There is no way I could handle Australia while stoned much less tripping my god damn brains out - but I'll get there - someday.

*by the way, I'm dropping another tab come Thanksgiving. Wish me luck.



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Reply #1 - Nov 18th, 2017 at 3:10am
 
Oh, and she's back.


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Reply #2 - Nov 18th, 2017 at 3:12am
 
Greek Australians are not weird because we have the hairy gene. My armpits are dark shadows and I need an eleven-blade super razor for my forearms.
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Reply #3 - Nov 18th, 2017 at 3:13am
 
Well, I can see where's that would be considered normal.
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Reply #4 - Nov 18th, 2017 at 3:17am
 
Marla wrote on Nov 18th, 2017 at 3:13am:
Well, I can see where's that would be considered normal.


Thank you. Let me know if you have an ingrown hair. I can help.
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Reply #6 - Nov 18th, 2017 at 7:37am
 
Australians are definitely weird. Tell everyone else to stay away, especially from FNQ.
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Reply #7 - Nov 18th, 2017 at 8:07am
 
Australia:

Ruled by the British
Populated by Americans

Mind you. Isn't America populated by Yellow people and run by some Black guy?
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Reply #8 - Nov 18th, 2017 at 8:19am
 
Lisa the Greek wrote on Nov 18th, 2017 at 3:12am:
Greek Australians are not weird because we have the hairy gene. My armpits are dark shadows and I need an eleven-blade super razor for my forearms.


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Reply #9 - Nov 18th, 2017 at 8:23am
 
Jasin wrote on Nov 18th, 2017 at 8:19am:
Lisa the Greek wrote on Nov 18th, 2017 at 3:12am:
Greek Australians are not weird because we have the hairy gene. My armpits are dark shadows and I need an eleven-blade super razor for my forearms.


Lisa got banned  Grin  Grin  Grin


Did she - what for ?
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Reply #10 - Nov 18th, 2017 at 9:07am
 
issuevoter wrote on Nov 18th, 2017 at 7:37am:
Australians are definitely weird. Tell everyone else to stay away, especially from FNQ.



Good to know.
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Reply #11 - Nov 18th, 2017 at 2:06pm
 
How do you kill an Aussie?
With a Gun?
With a Sword?
With a Virus?

No.
You leave them alone and they will do it themselves.
(the famous Aussie 'choke' - just ask Greg Norman, the Socceroos, Phillipouses, Kyrgios, the ALP/NLP and more)
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Reply #12 - Nov 18th, 2017 at 3:59pm
 
Jasin wrote on Nov 18th, 2017 at 2:06pm:
How do you kill an Aussie?
With a Gun?
With a Sword?
With a Virus?

No.
You leave them alone and they will do it themselves.
(the famous Aussie 'choke' - just ask Greg Norman, the Socceroos, Phillipouses, Kyrgios, the ALP/NLP and more)


With Australian gun and explosives control, its not easy, but if you pray to Allah and Mohamed, you will find a way.
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