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Oct 20th, 2017 at 6:45am
 
So, in the UK, you have a dog and it schitts on the street and you don't clean it up, you are fined between £50 and £80.
But if you have a horse and it schitts on the street and you don't clear it up, you don't get fined. Just leave it for the council kids to play in.
How does that work? Is it because horse schitt is "posh" poo?
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Reply #1 - Oct 20th, 2017 at 7:29am
 
From the title I thought this thread was about an Indian girl band.

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Reply #2 - Oct 20th, 2017 at 8:36am
 
Gordon wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 7:29am:
From the title I thought this thread was about an Indian girl band.

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The name "Spice Girls" would have been more suitable for a Bollywood girl band  Grin




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Reply #3 - Oct 20th, 2017 at 8:49am
 
Gordon wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 7:29am:
From the title I thought this thread was about an Indian girl band.

Baby Turd
Sporty Turd
Scary Turd
And Posh Turd


You forgot Garam Masala Spice Turd. Yuk!
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Reply #4 - Oct 20th, 2017 at 9:12am
 
AiA wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 8:49am:
Gordon wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 7:29am:
From the title I thought this thread was about an Indian girl band.

Baby Turd
Sporty Turd
Scary Turd
And Posh Turd


You forgot Garam Masala Spice Turd. Yuk!


I like their song that goes...

Yo, I'll tell you what I poop what I really really poop.
So, tell me what you poop, what you really really poop.
I'll tell you what I poop, what I really really poop.
So, tell me what you poop, what you really really poop.


If you wanna be my lover
You gotta get with my poop
(gotta get with my poop).
Make it last forever,
Pooping never ends.
If you wanna be my lover
You have got to poop.
Pooping is too easy, but that's the way it is
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Reply #5 - Oct 20th, 2017 at 9:45am
 
Gordon wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 9:12am:
AiA wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 8:49am:
Gordon wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 7:29am:
From the title I thought this thread was about an Indian girl band.

Baby Turd
Sporty Turd
Scary Turd
And Posh Turd


You forgot Garam Masala Spice Turd. Yuk!


I like their song that goes...

Yo, I'll tell you what I poop what I really really poop.
So, tell me what you poop, what you really really poop.
I'll tell you what I poop, what I really really poop.
So, tell me what you poop, what you really really poop.


If you wanna be my lover
You gotta get with my poop
(gotta get with my poop).
Make it last forever,
Pooping never ends.
If you wanna be my lover
You have got to poop.
Pooping is too easy, but that's the way it is


lols


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Reply #6 - Oct 20th, 2017 at 12:27pm
 
Because they are vegetarian, it is a lot less dangerous to health, and also less smelly. There's probably a causal relationship there. People will actually pay money for horse manure.
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Reply #7 - Oct 20th, 2017 at 12:49pm
 
AiA wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 6:45am:
So, in the UK, you have a dog and it schitts on the street and you don't clean it up, you are fined between £50 and £80.
But if you have a horse and it schitts on the street and you don't clear it up, you don't get fined. Just leave it for the council kids to play in.
How does that work? Is it because horse schitt is "posh" poo?


One man's meat is another man's poison, A. There's tinted sh1t, and then the old boy's marvellous stool samples to be shared by all.

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Reply #9 - Oct 20th, 2017 at 10:16pm
 
freediver wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 12:27pm:
Because they are vegetarian, it is a lot less dangerous to health, and also less smelly. There's probably a causal relationship there. People will actually pay money for horse manure.

yes because they eat grass/chaff- no offensive smell- makes sense
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Reply #10 - Oct 20th, 2017 at 10:17pm
 
AiA wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 10:08pm:


I love indian music but this is the best ever.


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Reply #11 - Oct 20th, 2017 at 10:18pm
 
Agnes wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 10:16pm:
freediver wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 12:27pm:
Because they are vegetarian, it is a lot less dangerous to health, and also less smelly. There's probably a causal relationship there. People will actually pay money for horse manure.

yes because they eat grass/chaff- no offensive smell- makes sense


I am starting a side business selling gift wrapped horse dung patties to Indians - they will fly off the shelves!
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Reply #12 - Oct 20th, 2017 at 10:22pm
 
Gordon wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 10:17pm:
AiA wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 10:08pm:


I love indian music but this is the best ever.




"You know the hole to put it" so laf
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Reply #13 - Oct 20th, 2017 at 10:22pm
 
AiA wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 10:18pm:
Agnes wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 10:16pm:
freediver wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 12:27pm:
Because they are vegetarian, it is a lot less dangerous to health, and also less smelly. There's probably a causal relationship there. People will actually pay money for horse manure.

yes because they eat grass/chaff- no offensive smell- makes sense


I am starting a side business selling gift wrapped horse dung patties to Indians - they will fly off the shelves!


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Reply #14 - Oct 20th, 2017 at 10:24pm
 
AiA wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 10:22pm:
Gordon wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 10:17pm:
AiA wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 10:08pm:


I love indian music but this is the best ever.




"You know the hole to put it" so laf


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Reply #15 - Oct 20th, 2017 at 10:24pm
 
Gordon wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 10:22pm:
AiA wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 10:18pm:
Agnes wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 10:16pm:
freediver wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 12:27pm:
Because they are vegetarian, it is a lot less dangerous to health, and also less smelly. There's probably a causal relationship there. People will actually pay money for horse manure.

yes because they eat grass/chaff- no offensive smell- makes sense


I am starting a side business selling gift wrapped horse dung patties to Indians - they will fly off the shelves!


Delivered by Uber!



Yes, delivered by modern technology to give expat Indians a "taste" of their childhood ...
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