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Oct 16th, 2017 at 12:55am
 
None. Not even one. I am not a Chubby Chaser. I can't love a woman for her 300lb body. I can't love a woman whose ass is so big that I worry she'll smash a chair when she sits. Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back” and Queen’s “Fat Bottom Girls” are not my favourite songs.

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Reply #1 - Oct 16th, 2017 at 1:01am
 
No one is perfect AiA- not on your life  -
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Reply #2 - Oct 16th, 2017 at 2:06am
 
What Aia, have you never chewed your arm off and swore off the sauce after a very big night.

Pretty shallow there Hal  Cool

That is what beer was made for. Everyone can get laid once in a while.

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Reply #3 - Oct 16th, 2017 at 3:34am
 
Women are soft and curvy.
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Reply #4 - Oct 16th, 2017 at 6:31am
 
AiA wrote on Oct 16th, 2017 at 12:55am:
None. Not even one. I am not a Chubby Chaser. I can't love a woman for her 300lb body. I can't love a woman whose ass is so big that I worry she'll smash a chair when she sits. Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back” and Queen’s “Fat Bottom Girls” are not my favourite songs.

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I dumped a girlfriend once because you she put on too much weight.
She got just too fat - she couldn't stop eating junk food.
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Bobby. wrote on Oct 16th, 2017 at 6:31am:
AiA wrote on Oct 16th, 2017 at 12:55am:
None. Not even one. I am not a Chubby Chaser. I can't love a woman for her 300lb body. I can't love a woman whose ass is so big that I worry she'll smash a chair when she sits. Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back” and Queen’s “Fat Bottom Girls” are not my favourite songs.

What about you?



I dumped a girlfriend once because you she put on too much weight.
She got just too fat - she couldn't stop eating junk food.

You didnt love her Bobby-?
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Reply #6 - Oct 16th, 2017 at 6:35am
 
Agnes wrote on Oct 16th, 2017 at 6:34am:
Bobby. wrote on Oct 16th, 2017 at 6:31am:
AiA wrote on Oct 16th, 2017 at 12:55am:
None. Not even one. I am not a Chubby Chaser. I can't love a woman for her 300lb body. I can't love a woman whose ass is so big that I worry she'll smash a chair when she sits. Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back” and Queen’s “Fat Bottom Girls” are not my favourite songs.

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I dumped a girlfriend once because you she put on too much weight.
She got just too fat - she couldn't stop eating junk food.

You didnt love her Bobby-?



Not really - she put me off by her gluttony.
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Reply #7 - Oct 16th, 2017 at 6:38am
 
fat women can be likened to guys who have poor parents.

you arent going to get it easy
you are going to have to work on yourself if you are going to succeed.
a fat woman will , if shes smart "own it".
she will work on her sense of humour
she will work harder in bed to please a guy
she will be generous and engaged and want to "raise the vibration by giving off pure feminine nurturing energy".

the girl who is "blessed" to be born beuatiful, is actually cursed. especially if she also has rich parents. now she is totally screwed.

she will have NO evolutionary pressure applied to her whtasoever.
she will be given free stuff and put on a pedestal, not because of any action she took but simply "because".

she wont be challenged
she wont have to grow
she wont have the brutal nature of the world burn away the impurities.
she will remain forever a brat, a child, entitled and she will just seek to pleasure herself.

but this is the kicker.

a beautiful spoilt girl or a rich guy with a daddy who always bails him out are screwed.

when she hits 45, she is screwed. she is now just an ugly old mole and she will get plastic surgery and look like an ugly old mole with plastic surgery.
same as the guy with a rich daddy. he still needs that safety net. there is nothing more pathetic then a spoilt boy.



meanwhile if the fat teenage girl has teamed up with a poor guy who is on a big upward spiral and getting there through grit guts and determination, then she will be powering ahead. she will be nurturing that guy,. making him feel like a champ, he will love her and they will have awesome kids and live in a coocoon of positive emotions, joy and fun.

meanwhile ken and barbie will be divorced and in rehab for drug addiction.

you always want it to be hard
you NEVER want it to be easy.

if you are a fat chick or a poor guy in your late teens, you are so blessed man. you have a chance to get on that narrow road to success, a chance the beauty from your high school will never have


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Reply #8 - Oct 16th, 2017 at 6:38am
 
She was under my thumb:



I was like the guy at 2:23 when I saw her weight.
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Super Nova wrote on Oct 16th, 2017 at 2:06am:
Pretty shallow there Hal
That is what beer was made for. Everyone can get laid once in a while.



Your depth of character is profound SN  Cheesy
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Reply #10 - Oct 16th, 2017 at 7:15am
 
Bobby. wrote on Oct 16th, 2017 at 6:31am:
AiA wrote on Oct 16th, 2017 at 12:55am:
None. Not even one. I am not a Chubby Chaser. I can't love a woman for her 300lb body. I can't love a woman whose ass is so big that I worry she'll smash a chair when she sits. Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back” and Queen’s “Fat Bottom Girls” are not my favourite songs.

What about you?



I dumped a girlfriend once because you she put on too much weight.
She got just too fat - she couldn't stop eating junk food.


You did the right thing, Bobby. Did you tell her why you dumped her so she could learn and grow as a person?
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Reply #11 - Oct 16th, 2017 at 7:18am
 
Years back I had a friend who got married in his very early 20's to a woman the same age. By the time they were both 25 years old, she was as big as a house and he was the same weight. So he divorced her. Her women friends all thought he was a jerk for doing so, but all his guy friends thought he did the right thing.
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Reply #12 - Oct 16th, 2017 at 7:21am
 
AiA wrote on Oct 16th, 2017 at 7:18am:
Years back I had a friend who got married in his very early 20's to a woman the same age. By the time they were both 25 years old, she was as big as a house and he was the same weight. So he divorced her. Her women friends all thought he was a jerk for doing so, but all his guy friends thought he did the right thing.


For me obesity triggers a response of revulsion so deep it must be at the genetic level. Don't breed with that!!!
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Reply #13 - Oct 16th, 2017 at 7:23am
 
Gordon wrote on Oct 16th, 2017 at 7:21am:
AiA wrote on Oct 16th, 2017 at 7:18am:
Years back I had a friend who got married in his very early 20's to a woman the same age. By the time they were both 25 years old, she was as big as a house and he was the same weight. So he divorced her. Her women friends all thought he was a jerk for doing so, but all his guy friends thought he did the right thing.


For me obesity triggers a response of revulsion so deep it must be at the genetic level. Don't breed with that!!!


Only massive amounts of alcohol can overcome that deep genetic response ... and in the morning the revulsion is twice as bad.
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Reply #14 - Oct 16th, 2017 at 9:22am
 
Bobby. wrote on Oct 16th, 2017 at 6:31am:
AiA wrote on Oct 16th, 2017 at 12:55am:
None. Not even one. I am not a Chubby Chaser. I can't love a woman for her 300lb body. I can't love a woman whose ass is so big that I worry she'll smash a chair when she sits. Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back” and Queen’s “Fat Bottom Girls” are not my favourite songs.

What about you?



I dumped a girlfriend once because you she put on too much weight.
She got just too fat - she couldn't stop eating junk food.



and you'd met her brother! Cheesy Cheesy
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