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Poofter tossing to be introduced as a new sport.
Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 3:50pm

The government think tanks have unveiled plans to bring our divisive community back together again by way of introducing a new sport.
Just as dwarf tossing and Tuna tossing are popular events every year in Pt Lincoln and elsewhere, this would bring together Muslims, normal Australians and poofs alike.
It will also be introduced into the school curriculum next sports day, in skirts of course.

Bravo to the politicians for this one.

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Mattyfisk Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 92264 Gender:	Re: Poofter tossing to be introduced as a new sport. Reply #1 - Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 4:15pm You could try tossing them off yourself, Matty. You might like it.
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Baronvonrort Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 17472 Gender:	Re: Poofter tossing to be introduced as a new sport. Reply #2 - Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 5:23pm They already have poofter tossing in the Islamic state, poofs are thrown from tall buildings to their death. It's a spectator sport in the Islamic state. The poofs never talk about this because mentioning muslim homophobia is considered islamophobia.
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Reply #3 - Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 5:28pm

Yes, but WHERE to toss them? That's the BURNING issue. An open sewer might be popular. Or, for the short-sighted, a large vat at the local sewer farm.

But then, I'm a traditionalist meself. I propose setting up standard China dunnies in every main street, so you can just toss them in as you're passing.

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Captain Caveman Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 6204 Gender:	Re: Poofter tossing to be introduced as a new sport. Reply #4 - Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 5:37pm Baronvonrort wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 5:23pm: The poofs never talk about this because mentioning muslim homophobia is considered islamophobia.
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Reply #5 - Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 5:42pm

Baronvonrort wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 5:23pm:

They already have poofter tossing in the Islamic state, poofs are thrown from tall buildings to their death.
It's a spectator sport in the Islamic state.

The poofs never talk about this because mentioning muslim homophobia is considered islamophobia.

Thus the reason for this new sport, all phobias can be put aside in the name of sport and we can come together as one, it will help the Muslims assimilate and the poofs can enjoy a new found community spirit, for the normal Australians it would be another excuse for a good piss up.

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z Junior Member Offline Posts: 69	Re: Poofter tossing to be introduced as a new sport. Reply #6 - Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 6:00pm > and we can come together as one Repeat after me, "I have a dream ... "
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Johnnie Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 12485 Gender:	Re: Poofter tossing to be introduced as a new sport. Reply #7 - Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 6:01pm z wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 6:00pm: > and we can come together as one Repeat after me, "I have a dream ... " I have a dream
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Mattyfisk Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 92264 Gender:	Re: Poofter tossing to be introduced as a new sport. Reply #8 - Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 6:05pm Johnnie wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 6:01pm: z wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 6:00pm: > and we can come together as one Repeat after me, "I have a dream ... " I have a dream Oh, I know...
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z Junior Member Offline Posts: 69	Re: Poofter tossing to be introduced as a new sport. Reply #9 - Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 6:09pm Hmm. Not sure how it goes after that. Anyone else got an idea ...?
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Reply #10 - Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 6:15pm

Mattyfisk wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 6:05pm:

Johnnie wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 6:01pm:

z wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 6:00pm:

> and we can come together as one

Repeat after me, "I have a dream ... "

I have a dream

Oh, I know...

I expect you will be at the inaugural event to be held at the home of Tuna tossing, Pt Lincoln Kamel? You could explore the West coast while you are there, let me know if you are coming, it's a big place but we will find you.

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mothra Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 34507 Gender:	Re: Poofter tossing to be introduced as a new sport. Reply #11 - Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 6:16pm z wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 6:09pm: Hmm. Not sure how it goes after that. Anyone else got an idea ...?
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Reply #12 - Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 6:22pm

Johnnie wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 6:15pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 6:05pm:

Johnnie wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 6:01pm:

z wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 6:00pm:

> and we can come together as one

Repeat after me, "I have a dream ... "

I have a dream

Oh, I know...

I expect you will be at the inaugural event to be held at the home of Tuna tossing, Pt Lincoln Kamel? You could explore the West coast while you are there, let me know if you are coming, it's a big place but we will find you.

I will, but I'd like to join Rhino there - with his shotgun and his ute. We'll go to the forest near Greggery's place.

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Reply #13 - Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 6:32pm

Mattyfisk wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 6:22pm:

Johnnie wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 6:15pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 6:05pm:

Johnnie wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 6:01pm:

z wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 6:00pm:

> and we can come together as one

Repeat after me, "I have a dream ... "

I have a dream

Oh, I know...

I expect you will be at the inaugural event to be held at the home of Tuna tossing, Pt Lincoln Kamel? You could explore the West coast while you are there, let me know if you are coming, it's a big place but we will find you.

I will, but I'd like to join Rhino there - with his shotgun and his ute. We'll go to the forest near Greggery's place.

Ahh the good old days, only dunes around these parts though, but they have a beauty all of their own.

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Reply #14 - Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 6:38pm

Mattyfisk wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 6:22pm:

Johnnie wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 6:15pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 6:05pm:

Johnnie wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 6:01pm:

z wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 6:00pm:

> and we can come together as one

Repeat after me, "I have a dream ... "

I have a dream

Oh, I know...

I expect you will be at the inaugural event to be held at the home of Tuna tossing, Pt Lincoln Kamel? You could explore the West coast while you are there, let me know if you are coming, it's a big place but we will find you.

I will, but I'd like to join Rhino there - with his shotgun and his ute. We'll go to the forest near Greggery's place.

Are you forgetting about me? I'm tied up ... but i have the mushrooms.

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