I am working on my Mental Health Degree 

this google thingy works a treat...

has anyone else on ozpol ever thought of doing this??..

so many skills involved... but I have been told anyone can do it?>.

cods wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 12:35pm:


well done cods.

Proud of you.

You got your 1st cert yet ?

cods wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 12:35pm:


Ok I fess. I've got a PhD in Mental Health.

And I'm only ever here on OzPol to spy on deviant and obsessive delusional behaviour for my new thesis.

Its particular focus is on people who post non stop 34 hrs at a time with no break. And to establish why and what drives them.

Sprintcyclist wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 1:27pm:


VERY helpful.

You have no idea JUST how helpful 

cods wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 3:27pm:


Quote:

Where's the fun in that ?

Lisa Jones wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 1:24pm:



Hi Lisa,

In your professional opinion, am i a sane person.             


p.s.
Good luck with your thesis.       

cods wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 6:01pm:



cods,

Thanks for your PM with the location of your consulting office.

I'll give you a call and make an appointment.          

I think Aquascoot is  a complete MH professional- where did he get his qualification I wonder- ? I get a few helpful insights into human behaviour from Mr Scoot=

Gordon wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 9:48pm:

gordy you' re a bad baad baaad man 

Baronvonrort wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 10:45pm:


Duh   

NB I reckon her fingers dropped off last night WHEN her old computer blew up from overheating after her latest (15 hr) marathon of being bashed about. 

Baronvonrort wrote on Sep 24^th, 2017 at 6:54am:


Ahhh now you know WHY these are bestest troll buddies.

They all met at the same mental institution.

Btw....Gweggy is STILL around as Bwian Ross and Emucorp. Just a heads up!

Lisa Jones wrote on Sep 24^th, 2017 at 6:59am:




clever clogs...


this is after all fantasy island....our very own...world of make believe...I like it

where is gweggy btw... have you got him locked up in your cellar lisa?????... fez up

Agnes wrote on Sep 24^th, 2017 at 5:21pm:


Nahhh he's with The Manic One.

She's gonna take good care of him. And make it look like an accident 

Agnes wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2017 at 10:42pm:


Is it wrong to snigger at people who've by choice, not medical necessity, injected their lips with fillers and walk around looking like a trout stung by a wasp?

Gordon wrote on Sep 24^th, 2017 at 7:02pm:




have you watched the show Embarrassing Bodies gordy???....its not just lips that frighten people..

where is the best place to hang my Shingle?

any ideas?

I am not hanging it up at your place lisa...

I have worked far too hard to get it..

god lisa  who misses their bloody washing machine 

sounds like you have slipped a few marbles  as well..

you can be my first patient   half price for you.   I am just getting the charges list sent to me...I wont be doing house calls though...to many nutters out there.....and they all fancy me..so thats out...

something about me I attract nutters

yes please dear make an appointment....any time day or night..I get the couch next week...a nice deep purple velvet one...you wont want to leave.

I am waiting on mad Eddie  dropping  by to put up the shingle...

I already have a couple of bookings...I am going to be a giant in this market place  I passed all the tests with flying colours....even the bedside manner bit   although bedside manners are not in keeping with Mental Health therapy.....we still need that nice warm approach at the couch...and it isnt a gift we all have unfortunately...

lucky me my Professor told me I have the magic touch..it was born in me...you either have it or your dont...just lucky I guess....

I,do have a need to talk to lisa about her missing her washing machine   now that is a new one...as you can imagine I have listened to many stories  since taking up this mighty challenge... but that one is a surprise....and a b it of a worry!

you have been out all night havent you lisa??....

so much for having the hots for your washing machine....

its all noted you know!..

the old flat battery trick doesnt work anymore.

cods wrote on Sep 29^th, 2017 at 5:50pm:


Ha ha ha ha ha

Too funny 😂

Lisa Jones wrote on Oct 1^st, 2017 at 9:38pm:


I hope its good news

cods wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2017 at 7:49am:

you sound very busy there  Dr cods dont wear yourself down- who will fix the dr if she falls sick- so take your time dont rush back the washing will wait- just like the dishes and other wifely durties if you know what I mean   - there aren't enough painkilles in the old ocean to cure  that one- especially after 10 at night- haven't heard of anti  washing machine syndrome before must admit- it just doesn't feel natural does it ?

cods wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2017 at 12:33pm:

  I love my washing mahine- it does everything for me- next Im getting one that hangs the clothes out folds and irons them- nothing like modern appliances to help with drudgery and hard work of housework- who has the time when there are the crowds of shopping centres to keep you busy- why you can find a husband in the food court especially if you are ready to trade in the old model-  men that can knock back a good  beef vindaloo always catches my eye- he has that middle earstern thing about him- the slimey snake like eyes over his last mouthful of heat and fire- most of them are called Christos or Vikas

cods wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2017 at 4:21pm:



Indian men like me but not the other way around cods- indian food is not a fave of mine- I am currently going vegan ( see how long that lasts- being bullied by my daughter I must admit ) but I feel a lot healthier and vegan is a bit strict for me- my hot trolley has cooled down and Vikas  has sloped off dejected after his 10 wives- the cheek of the man~!!

Agnes wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2017 at 11:54am:

Lisa Jones wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2017 at 7:02pm:




Hi Lisa,
maybe we should stay away from that place for a while  -
it's been awful in the last few days.

Anyway....what drink will you be having tonight Sir?

Agnes isn't around yet....but something tells me she'll be along soon 

Bobby. wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2017 at 7:23pm:


Ha!!! We've actually got some here lol.

Hubby's fav 

I'll sneak a bottle ..... without him knowing of course.

$100 per bottle from my favourite winery - Tuck's Ridge.

Tasting Notes
An amazing cherry laden lifted nose, augmented by forest fruit and a little vanilla. The palate has wonderful attack with fine, layered, spreading tannins and a little savoury undergrowth on the finish. This wine will live for 20 or more years and the longer you can wait, the happier you will be



http://www.tucksridge.com.au/buckle-pinot-noir.html

Lisa Jones wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2017 at 7:33pm:



Hi Lisa when next in Victoria you must visit Tuck's Ridge.
You won't be disappointed.

Lisa Jones wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2017 at 7:35pm:



Reasonable prices too:



2015 Pinot Noir

$28.00

Floral & dark cherry flavours which flow on to the palate. Wine has been aged in French Oak which gives it a lovely velvety mouth feel with a subtle vanilla on the finish.

Agnes - that's too sweet - too sugary.

Bobby. wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2017 at 8:01pm:


Any idea how much sugar?

Lisa Jones wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2017 at 8:14pm:



Hi Lisa,

you are forgiven.

It's easy to overdo things at a winery.

Bobby. wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2017 at 8:24pm:


Especially when everything they offer you tastes so nice 

the passion pop thing guys - a joke

Agnes wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2017 at 8:34pm:


You mean that wasn't a real pic of you ?????

Agnes wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2017 at 8:40pm:


Me too 

Bobby....do you still have dark hair.....and 2 eyes????

Bobby. wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2017 at 9:01pm:



Last time I saw you....you had lovely hair!

Hang on.....did you have a number 1 all over????

Bobby. wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2017 at 9:32pm:


My hubby is totally grey these days.

He too looks heaps better and younger with a close cut too 

Lisa Jones wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2017 at 11:32pm:

She needs to be sectioned Lisa but no I should get my girl to come take a look at her handiwork- she could consider it research material and the sooner cods gets her clinic up and running the better too- now about that shingle  I lost my shiit earlier- staying away from there now- they are not worth it

Agnes.....she doesn't ferking sleep ffs!

She's using another fake nic to avoid being detected for her all nighters. 

It's painful watching the nutter.

Night my sweet.

Be very careful.

THE MAD WOMAN IS ABOUT 

Agnes wrote on Oct 3^rd, 2017 at 5:09pm:


Paranoid???

Just hope that's all she is.

My husband still absolutely despises that insane  Yahoo multi cyber stalker troll.

well well- did you get your shingle Dr Cods- there are some right cases in need of real attention 

cods wrote on Oct 15^th, 2017 at 10:07pm:

In brass already- cant wait- mounted on a slab of norfolke pine would be lovely-  keeping it polished to a high shine will be a job I think weather 'nall

cods wrote on Oct 16^th, 2017 at 5:16am:

mm more likely Bunnings I think- I saw some down by the fertiliser here and it was beautiful- reasonably priced as well- have not heard of self cleaning brass but being an expert of door hardware I take you word for it- we must get a light as well not red mind- some thing tasteful and classy

cods wrote on Oct 16^th, 2017 at 7:19am:

what will your working title be ma'am?/cods