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Re: We have several gays on this forum board
Reply #60 - Sep 19^th, 2017 at 5:41pm

Mattyfisk wrote on Sep 19^th, 2017 at 5:19pm:

Gordon wrote on Sep 19^th, 2017 at 5:16pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Sep 19^th, 2017 at 5:13pm:

You're demonstrating your excellent geographical knowledge of, let me see, Lakemba?

Good show. In the last federal erection, the Libs ran a solely anti-SSM campaign in Granville. Nothing else, just that.

They lost, but I'm sure they did their homework. They know how many Copts and Orthodox and evangelicals and, er, Muslims we have.

Now the Libs are giving us a vote. Good on them. Can we now vote on a solution to climate change, please?

Personally I reckon gays should have a second look at Islam. If they can get passed all that silly building chuckey off hangy hang of cranes stuff, there may be something about it they like.

Ohhhh ahhh, they're presenting!

On your knees, boys. Open wide. No pork for you lot, eh?

I'll prepare you some beef.

If 10 Oxford Street boys turned up in arseless chaps right at the moment that photo was taken, what would happen?

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Reply #61 - Sep 19^th, 2017 at 5:41pm

Lisa Jones wrote on Sep 19^th, 2017 at 5:35pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Sep 19^th, 2017 at 5:33pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Sep 19^th, 2017 at 5:29pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Sep 19^th, 2017 at 5:20pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Sep 19^th, 2017 at 5:17pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Sep 19^th, 2017 at 5:14pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Sep 19^th, 2017 at 5:08pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Sep 19^th, 2017 at 4:59pm:

At risk of gay marriage, dear?

Not likely. It'll be a washout. The no crowd have it in the bag.

I'm not voting. Who cares?

The only gal I'll marry is the one who married dear old dad.

Huh????

Sorry, dear, I meant you. You're the only gal for me.

But aren't you a gay Muslim???

No, dear, I'm a Pakistani woman.

An easy mishtake to make.

AND

you want to marry another gal

SO

YOU'RE MUSLIM AND GAY Roll Eyes

Have you ever been bred, dear? You're sounding a tad shrill and barren.

Yep....you're a gay Muslim. Grin

I can hook you up with one of our dildo ladies, dear. Perhaps Gordon could help us out with some of his potent sperm.

Divine.

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Lisa Jones Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 39047 Sydney Gender:	Re: We have several gays on this forum board Reply #62 - Sep 19^th, 2017 at 5:45pm Mattyfisk wrote on Sep 19^th, 2017 at 5:32pm: Valkie's got an excellent imagination. Very good at sales, I'd say - and breeding. You should join us at our Pakistani dildo parties, Matty. Have you ever been inseminated? Hey Karnal....what happened to "Unforgiven? You'd know....of course.
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Re: We have several gays on this forum board
Reply #63 - Sep 19^th, 2017 at 5:48pm

Gordon wrote on Sep 19^th, 2017 at 5:41pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Sep 19^th, 2017 at 5:19pm:

Gordon wrote on Sep 19^th, 2017 at 5:16pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Sep 19^th, 2017 at 5:13pm:

You're demonstrating your excellent geographical knowledge of, let me see, Lakemba?

Good show. In the last federal erection, the Libs ran a solely anti-SSM campaign in Granville. Nothing else, just that.

They lost, but I'm sure they did their homework. They know how many Copts and Orthodox and evangelicals and, er, Muslims we have.

Now the Libs are giving us a vote. Good on them. Can we now vote on a solution to climate change, please?

Personally I reckon gays should have a second look at Islam. If they can get passed all that silly building chuckey off hangy hang of cranes stuff, there may be something about it they like.

Ohhhh ahhh, they're presenting!

On your knees, boys. Open wide. No pork for you lot, eh?

I'll prepare you some beef.

If 10 Oxford Street boys turned up in arseless chaps right at the moment that photo was taken, what would happen?

we girls would get a good laugh....well we do anyway any time we see the blokes on their knees is a good laugh.. Grin

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Re: We have several gays on this forum board
Reply #64 - Sep 19^th, 2017 at 8:45pm

Gordon wrote on Sep 19^th, 2017 at 5:41pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Sep 19^th, 2017 at 5:19pm:

Gordon wrote on Sep 19^th, 2017 at 5:16pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Sep 19^th, 2017 at 5:13pm:

You're demonstrating your excellent geographical knowledge of, let me see, Lakemba?

Good show. In the last federal erection, the Libs ran a solely anti-SSM campaign in Granville. Nothing else, just that.

They lost, but I'm sure they did their homework. They know how many Copts and Orthodox and evangelicals and, er, Muslims we have.

Now the Libs are giving us a vote. Good on them. Can we now vote on a solution to climate change, please?

Personally I reckon gays should have a second look at Islam. If they can get passed all that silly building chuckey off hangy hang of cranes stuff, there may be something about it they like.

Ohhhh ahhh, they're presenting!

On your knees, boys. Open wide. No pork for you lot, eh?

I'll prepare you some beef.

If 10 Oxford Street boys turned up in arseless chaps right at the moment that photo was taken, what would happen?

You know, Gordon, you really do talk bullshit at times. By definition, "Chaps" are arseless. They are intended to be worn over normal trousers to protect the legs from vegetation and cattle. To give them an arse, would make them impossible to wear on a horse. Roll Eyes

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Someone said we could not judge a person's Aboriginality on their skin colour. Why isn't that applied in the matter of Pascoe? Tsk, tsk, tsk... Roll Eyes

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Reply #65 - Sep 19^th, 2017 at 8:52pm

Brian Ross wrote on Sep 19^th, 2017 at 8:45pm:

Gordon wrote on Sep 19^th, 2017 at 5:41pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Sep 19^th, 2017 at 5:19pm:

Gordon wrote on Sep 19^th, 2017 at 5:16pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Sep 19^th, 2017 at 5:13pm:

You're demonstrating your excellent geographical knowledge of, let me see, Lakemba?

Good show. In the last federal erection, the Libs ran a solely anti-SSM campaign in Granville. Nothing else, just that.

They lost, but I'm sure they did their homework. They know how many Copts and Orthodox and evangelicals and, er, Muslims we have.

Now the Libs are giving us a vote. Good on them. Can we now vote on a solution to climate change, please?

Personally I reckon gays should have a second look at Islam. If they can get passed all that silly building chuckey off hangy hang of cranes stuff, there may be something about it they like.

Ohhhh ahhh, they're presenting!

On your knees, boys. Open wide. No pork for you lot, eh?

I'll prepare you some beef.

If 10 Oxford Street boys turned up in arseless chaps right at the moment that photo was taken, what would happen?

You know, Gordon, you really do talk bullshit at times. By definition, "Chaps" are arseless. They are intended to be worn over normal trousers to protect the legs from vegetation and cattle. To give them an arse, would make them impossible to wear on a horse. Roll Eyes

Thanks for your detailed explanation on arseless chaps.

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Re: We have several gays on this forum board
Reply #66 - Sep 19^th, 2017 at 11:33pm

Gordon wrote on Sep 19^th, 2017 at 8:52pm:

Brian Ross wrote on Sep 19^th, 2017 at 8:45pm:

Gordon wrote on Sep 19^th, 2017 at 5:41pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Sep 19^th, 2017 at 5:19pm:

Gordon wrote on Sep 19^th, 2017 at 5:16pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Sep 19^th, 2017 at 5:13pm:

You're demonstrating your excellent geographical knowledge of, let me see, Lakemba?

Good show. In the last federal erection, the Libs ran a solely anti-SSM campaign in Granville. Nothing else, just that.

They lost, but I'm sure they did their homework. They know how many Copts and Orthodox and evangelicals and, er, Muslims we have.

Now the Libs are giving us a vote. Good on them. Can we now vote on a solution to climate change, please?

Personally I reckon gays should have a second look at Islam. If they can get passed all that silly building chuckey off hangy hang of cranes stuff, there may be something about it they like.

Ohhhh ahhh, they're presenting!

On your knees, boys. Open wide. No pork for you lot, eh?

I'll prepare you some beef.

If 10 Oxford Street boys turned up in arseless chaps right at the moment that photo was taken, what would happen?

You know, Gordon, you really do talk bullshit at times. By definition, "Chaps" are arseless. They are intended to be worn over normal trousers to protect the legs from vegetation and cattle. To give them an arse, would make them impossible to wear on a horse. Roll Eyes

Thanks for your detailed explanation on arseless chaps.

Anytime. Any opinion on you posting bullshit as well, Gordon or you just going to ignore that? Roll Eyes

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Someone said we could not judge a person's Aboriginality on their skin colour. Why isn't that applied in the matter of Pascoe? Tsk, tsk, tsk... Roll Eyes

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Grappler Truth Teller Feller Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 80188 Proud pre-1850's NO Voter Gender:	Re: We have several gays on this forum board Reply #67 - Sep 20^th, 2017 at 3:36pm Ahhh - you don't like pork? I'll make you a ham sandwich with oyster sauce.....
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