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Sep 13th, 2017 at 8:14pm
 
Was Jesus Gay?

According to one theologian, Jesus Christ was both a top and a bottom.

https://www.vice.com/en_au/article/8gkgj4/was-jesus-gay-702


NO voting is nailing Gay Jesus to the cross, yet again.




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Reply #1 - Sep 13th, 2017 at 8:19pm
 
This is why no one talks to homos: too many ecstacy pills!
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Reply #2 - Sep 13th, 2017 at 8:22pm
 

blasphemy, heresy and witchcraft
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Reply #3 - Sep 13th, 2017 at 8:23pm
 
Don't class yourself as no one. And your illicit drug taking you should keep to yourself.
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Reply #4 - Sep 13th, 2017 at 8:24pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Sep 13th, 2017 at 8:22pm:
blasphemy, heresy and witchcraft



How.
Fact : Jesus was gay
Fact : He had a male lover
Fact : He will be watching you vote.


Why would people reject Jesus marrying his lover?
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Reply #5 - Sep 13th, 2017 at 8:28pm
 
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Bobby. wrote on Sep 13th, 2017 at 8:22pm:
blasphemy, heresy and witchcraft



How.
Fact : Jesus was gay
Fact : He had a male lover
Fact : He will be watching you vote.


Why would people reject Jesus marrying his lover?



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You're lucky the Spanish Inquisition is not still in business:



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Reply #6 - Sep 13th, 2017 at 8:36pm
 
Timeline[edit]
1542      Supreme Sacred Congregation of the Roman and Universal Inquisition is established "to maintain and defend the integrity of the faith and to examine and proscribe errors and false doctrines."
1622      Pope Gregory XV writes a letter addressing the issue of priests abusing the confessional to solicit "shameful and dishonorable conduct". The letter is referenced in Sacramentum Poenitentiae (1741).
1665      The General Congregation of the Universal Inquisition, in the presence of Pope Alexander VII, reiterates that propositions by confessors to solicit or provoke sex from penitents are "alien and discordant by the Evangelical truth and clearly so by the sixth and seventh doctrines of the Holy Fathers" and are to be "checked, condemned, and prohibited." "The Inquisitors of Heretical Depravity, ..., [should] seek out and proceed against everyone - every priest [...] who has essayed to tempt a penitent."[4]
1908      The Inquisition is renamed Supreme Sacred Congregation of the Holy Office by Pope Pius X.
1965      The Supreme Sacred Congregation of the Holy Office is renamed Sacred Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith (SCDF).
1985      All dicasteries of the Roman Curia no longer use the adjective "sacred" as part of their title. The Sacred Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith becomes the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith (CDF).
1988      Pope John Paul II reaffirms the authority of the CDF on 28 June: "The proper duty of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith is to promote and safeguard the doctrine on faith and morals in the whole Catholic world; so it has competence in things that touch this matter in any way."[5]
2001      John Paul II issues Sacramentorum sanctitatis tutela "by which are promulgated Norms concerning the more grave delicts reserved to the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith." It, again, reaffirms the CDF's responsibilities, expressing that it was necessary to define more precisely both "the more grave delicts whether against morals or committed in the celebration of the sacraments" for which the competence of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith remains exclusive, and also the special procedural norms "for declaring or imposing canonical sanctions."[6]
2014      On 11 November Pope Francis sets up within the CDF a special body to expedite consideration of appeals by priests against laicization or other penalties imposed on them in cases of sexual abuse.[7]
2015      Francis establishes an ecclesiastical judicial commission, which will have its own staff and secretary, to try bishops, which will work with other units of the CDF and with the congregation that has oversight over the bishop

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congregation_for_the_Doctrine_of_the_Faith


Same committee ... different name.

So still in business ... and Jesus is still Gay, and had a husband.

A No Voter is a the modern day Judas
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Reply #7 - Sep 13th, 2017 at 8:40pm
 

What did Gay Jesus say to his Jewish people when they put him up on the Cross to die for their sins.
"Wait till my little redneck brother Hitler gets yas and make you die for his sins!"
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Reply #8 - Sep 13th, 2017 at 8:41pm
 
Can anyone point to any verse or passage in which Jesus condemns homosexuality?

Just asking the question?
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Reply #9 - Sep 13th, 2017 at 8:47pm
 
Auggie wrote on Sep 13th, 2017 at 8:41pm:
Can anyone point to any verse or passage in which Jesus condemns homosexuality?

Just asking the question?


There is none.

There is plenty in the OT....but whenever expedient, the God Botherers repudiate its atrocious content as cleansed/expunged by the birth of Jesus, and don't start me about that fairy tale.
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Reply #10 - Sep 13th, 2017 at 8:48pm
 
Auggie wrote on Sep 13th, 2017 at 8:41pm:
Can anyone point to any verse or passage in which Jesus condemns homosexuality?

Just asking the question?


https://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/questions/same-sex-marriage-bible-view/
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Reply #11 - Sep 13th, 2017 at 8:49pm
 
Aussie wrote on Sep 13th, 2017 at 8:47pm:
Auggie wrote on Sep 13th, 2017 at 8:41pm:
Can anyone point to any verse or passage in which Jesus condemns homosexuality?

Just asking the question?


There is none.

There is plenty in the OT....but whenever expedient, the God Botherers repudiate its atrocious content as cleansed/expunged by the birth of Jesus, and don't start me about that fairy tale.


https://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/questions/same-sex-marriage-bible-view/
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Reply #12 - Sep 13th, 2017 at 8:49pm
 
TheFunPolice wrote on Sep 13th, 2017 at 8:48pm:
Auggie wrote on Sep 13th, 2017 at 8:41pm:
Can anyone point to any verse or passage in which Jesus condemns homosexuality?

Just asking the question?


https://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/questions/same-sex-marriage-bible-view/


So, the answer is no. There is no condemnation of same-sex attraction or actions by Jesus.

Thank you.
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Reply #13 - Sep 13th, 2017 at 8:50pm
 
TheFunPolice wrote on Sep 13th, 2017 at 8:49pm:
Aussie wrote on Sep 13th, 2017 at 8:47pm:
Auggie wrote on Sep 13th, 2017 at 8:41pm:
Can anyone point to any verse or passage in which Jesus condemns homosexuality?

Just asking the question?


There is none.

There is plenty in the OT....but whenever expedient, the God Botherers repudiate its atrocious content as cleansed/expunged by the birth of Jesus, and don't start me about that fairy tale.


https://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/questions/same-sex-marriage-bible-view/


That is Old Testament, DRAH.....nothing to do with Jesus, I am often reminded.
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Reply #14 - Sep 13th, 2017 at 8:52pm
 
Seems Gay Jesus has company in watching you vote :

SSM postal survey envelopes reveal same-sex marriage responses under torch light, prompting privacy concerns

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-09-13/ssm-postal-survey-envelopes-reveal-respons...
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