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Gay sex is not sex!
Sep 12th, 2017 at 11:53am
 
Seems obvious to me...
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Reply #1 - Sep 12th, 2017 at 7:58pm
 
Yep. The other is just foreplay.

Sex either determains the sex of an animal or sexual Intercourse in the ritual of reproduction throughout the animal kingdom.

Gays rooting is just foreplay.
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Reply #2 - Sep 12th, 2017 at 8:08pm
 
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Gay sex is not sex!


TheFunPolice wrote on Sep 12th, 2017 at 11:53am:
Seems obvious to me...


Yes by why is gay -- gay ??? Most of them do not look overly cheerful or care free ????

I once has sex with a girl named Gay, pretty little thing too. Today having gay sex in that manner would be confusing. Back then it was only her dad that would have had an issue.
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Reply #3 - Sep 12th, 2017 at 8:28pm
 
Captain Caveman wrote on Sep 12th, 2017 at 7:58pm:
Yep. The other is just foreplay.

Sex either determains the sex of an animal or sexual Intercourse in the ritual of reproduction throughout the animal kingdom.

Gays rooting is just foreplay.

Do you tell the girls that one do you?
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Reply #4 - Sep 12th, 2017 at 8:29pm
 
Dnarever wrote on Sep 12th, 2017 at 8:08pm:
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Gay sex is not sex!


TheFunPolice wrote on Sep 12th, 2017 at 11:53am:
Seems obvious to me...


Yes by why is gay -- gay ??? Most of them do not look overly cheerful or care free ????

I once has sex with a girl named Gay, pretty little thing too. Today having gay sex in that manner would be confusing. Back then it was only her dad that would have had an issue.

Are you trying to be even funnier than captain caveman?
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Reply #5 - Sep 12th, 2017 at 8:32pm
 
Captain Caveman wrote on Sep 12th, 2017 at 7:58pm:
Yep. The other is just foreplay.

Sex either determains the sex of an animal or sexual Intercourse in the ritual of reproduction throughout the animal kingdom.

Gays rooting is just foreplay.


Anal sex is actually a form of masturbation in the same way as sleeping with a blow-up doll.

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Reply #6 - Sep 12th, 2017 at 8:37pm
 
You surprise me.  🙈
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Reply #7 - Sep 12th, 2017 at 8:44pm
 
TheFunPolice wrote on Sep 12th, 2017 at 8:28pm:
Captain Caveman wrote on Sep 12th, 2017 at 7:58pm:
Yep. The other is just foreplay.

Sex either determains the sex of an animal or sexual Intercourse in the ritual of reproduction throughout the animal kingdom.

Gays rooting is just foreplay.

Do you tell the girls that one do you?



Oh i get it. Your being sarcastic and starting a baiting thread.
Why?
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Reply #8 - Sep 12th, 2017 at 8:56pm
 
But then each to his own.

"Keep your Bible off my butt-buddy's buttocks!"

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Reply #9 - Sep 12th, 2017 at 10:49pm
 
I know most of you think sex is about a nice pair of tits, and a frantic orgasm, but sex is only Mother Nature's way of conning you into reproduction. The gender difference is a pretty neat way of increasing genetic diversity. So if you don't have gender difference, you don't have sex, you have mutual masturbation. Although George Costanza on the Seinfeld show said masturbation was having sex, but with no one.
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Reply #10 - Sep 12th, 2017 at 11:11pm
 
Sex can only be between male and female, even plants do it, anything else is obscure or nature throwing up chaos to try its luck.
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Reply #11 - Sep 13th, 2017 at 4:49am
 
I could dig a little hole like a funnel web's den.
Put my penis in it and have a spiritual experience
of having Sex with Mother Earth in the hope of yielding a good harvest this year along the Nile.

Sex is about 'reproduction'.

But even Dolphins have sex for 'recreation'.
They have been known to vigorously team up on a female to continuously 'rape' her.
Chimpanzees also have sex for 'recreation' beyond the period of reproduction (heat, season, etc).

So little wonder that Humans consider Sex as a form of both Reproduction and Recreation.

There are 'irresponsible' acts of both.
Irresponsible acts of Reproduction: Rape, Over-Population.
Irresponsible acts of Recreation: Anal, Oral - both very unhygienic. Rape. Beastiality, Paedophilia,

Anal?
Well, I have no problem with two men 'loving' one another.
But why the hell do they have to go and do that for (and probably suck one another off after that  Tongue)?  Roll Eyes

Love  is good.
Then sex comes along and 'fvvks it up' sometimes.
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Reply #12 - Sep 13th, 2017 at 5:45pm
 
issuevoter wrote on Sep 12th, 2017 at 10:49pm:
I know most of you think sex is about a nice pair of tits, and a frantic orgasm, but sex is only Mother Nature's way of conning you into reproduction. The gender difference is a pretty neat way of increasing genetic diversity. So if you don't have gender difference, you don't have sex, you have mutual masturbation. Although George Costanza on the Seinfeld show said masturbation was having sex, but with no one.

That's pretty much the point!
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Reply #13 - Sep 13th, 2017 at 5:46pm
 
Johnnie wrote on Sep 12th, 2017 at 11:11pm:
Sex can only be between male and female, even plants do it, anything else is obscure or nature throwing up chaos to try its luck.

Atleast for humans: God knows how all the plants and little sea creatures work!
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Reply #14 - Sep 13th, 2017 at 5:55pm
 
Okay! Okay! Stop twisting my arm!

Yes, it's true! I've had a hankering for marrying a box of Golden Gaytime for years now.  Embarrassed


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