Mattyfisk
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mothra wrote on Sep 12 th, 2017 at 6:42am: Mattyfisk wrote on Sep 12 th, 2017 at 6:33am: mothra wrote on Sep 12 th, 2017 at 6:24am: Mattyfisk wrote on Sep 12 th, 2017 at 4:32am: mothra wrote on Sep 12 th, 2017 at 4:23am: Mattyfisk wrote on Sep 12 th, 2017 at 4:06am: mothra wrote on Sep 12 th, 2017 at 3:33am: I'm very confused though. Was the goat meat Hammer received wearing a burka? Did the goat feel pain before it became simply meat?
More importantly, did Hammer feel pain upon being presented with the goat meat while it wasn't wearing a burka?
Are goats Muslim?
So many questions ... and FD won't answer any of them. So unfair. All good questions, Mother, but don't you worry. As soon as we've dealt with the Muslims, their evasive apologists, the tinted races and the Arab/Negroid sub-humans who worship a moon god and squat down to pee (a plausible theory), FD will have time for questions. Until then, no more questions at this time, thanks. Do prawns feel pain? Ooooh i know whether prawns feel pain or not. I'm kinda fancy that way. Science and stuff and everything. But as they're the Muslims of the sea, we need to establish whether or not it matters if they feel pain or not. And if pain and the feeling of it has been established in the Hadiths. I mean prawns. Probably paedophiles. They are certainly blase about their incestuous children being scooped up. Was that during the daytime or nighttime though? Does a prawn need a burka after dark? FD has always been into sustainable fishing, Mothra. What could be more sustainable than ripping out their eyes so they can breed more? FD, of course, is also an advocate of sustainable human population. By this, he means keeping out the tinted races by asking them tricky questions at the airport. Freeeeeedom, innit. I suppose as long as the prawns and the tinted races don't feel any pain, we're good to go. Did i sound more butch saying that out loud? Well yes, you did a bit. If you could learn to speak a bit more like Pauline, maybe FD would answer you more. Have you ever thought of voice coaching? I've not gone down the path of voice coaching but i have had singing lessons. I think they would only appeal to Gordy though, All about Nebuchadnezzar and his penchant for shoes. Do you think Nebuchadnezzar was respectful of prawns? I'm not sure, Mother. I don't think Canadian Yids are supposed to eat prawns though. And reading your article, I've got a good mind to join them.
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