Well, if you really want to enjoy a good 'dinner'?
Then you would really pick someone with some Culinary connection.
Here is my Top 10 'Dinner' experiences
1. Neanderthals over a Mammoth BBQ kill celebration: imagine the 'growling' over huge chunks of delicious mouth watering juicy meat on big bones. Cooking fires everywhere and a woman in warm furs to go the other 'growl' with after. Oh yeah!!!
2. Joan of Arc. Well at least if the food was bad, at least 'eating her' out would be a virtuous experience.
3. Akkadian Ancient Feasts: The Spartans were Rural, the Athenians were City, but the Akkadians got 'Feasting' down to a fine art and supported the early start of a now accepted 'superior' Greek diet in the modern world. Imagine: Good quality food for ancient times and beautiful Greco-Hellas women in simple 'loose' garb.
4. Stephen Hawkings: reputed to have had the best straw-sucking Puree around
5. Any 'Billionaire' - obviously these people would have the most extensive, highest quality, most variety, complex and best cooked stuff going around, Breakfast, Lunch, Tea and all those other 'nibbles' in between. No 'restaurant' could offer better than what these people get served to them. Dolphin meat anyone?
6. Gordon Ramsey & Co: Ten of the most Media Popular Chefs/Cooks on TV. Imagine sitting down at a big table to eat with all these dudes!
Would they eat in silence, whinge or compliment??? Would they cook 'their own'?
7. The Mad Hatter's Tea Party. Now who wouldn't want to have dinner with a Mad Hatter and a talking Hare?
8. The Last Supper: Yep, chewing the fat with Jesus and his Disciples while he accepted his fate at the hands of one of his 'jealous' co-conspirators.
9. Bear Gryles, Les Hiddens (Bush Tucker Man): Would make for an 'interesting' Menu or sorts. Camp fire going and the sound of crickets...
10. Ethiopia during the Great Famine: Yep - sitting down with a bowl of rice that has just been handed out to thousands of starving during the peak of the Famine that inspired 'Live Aid'. Imagine the 'raw' intensity of what it really means to have 'food', while surrounded by thousands of ...dying for it.
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Being in a lifeboat for 93 days adrift after the sinking of the Whaling Ship the Essex' and nibbling on the bones of fellow crew members.