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Reply #285 - Jul 21st, 2017 at 8:46pm
 
Setanta wrote on Jul 21st, 2017 at 8:32pm:
Aussie wrote on Jul 21st, 2017 at 7:39pm:
Who goes out to work
at 5.30 am-ish
when others asleep


I have many times
Not something that I enjoyed
The money was good


5.30 am-ish
for sleeping alike a log
warm bed and cosy
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Reply #286 - Jul 21st, 2017 at 8:54pm
 
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Reply #287 - Jul 21st, 2017 at 8:56pm
 
Aussie wrote on Jul 21st, 2017 at 8:46pm:
Setanta wrote on Jul 21st, 2017 at 8:32pm:
Aussie wrote on Jul 21st, 2017 at 7:39pm:
Who goes out to work
at 5.30 am-ish
when others asleep


I have many times
Not something that I enjoyed
The money was good


5.30 am is
for sleeping alike a log
warm bed and cosy


6,7,5
Drop your dacks and 2 laps around the pool table
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Reply #288 - Jul 22nd, 2017 at 11:25am
 
I'm drinking the beer
So I could post another
Haiku for you [fuhk]s
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Reply #289 - Jul 22nd, 2017 at 11:29am
 
You have PMS
It's not the misogyny
You are sheer torture
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Reply #290 - Jul 22nd, 2017 at 11:42am
 
Your putrid BO
Goes well with your rolls of fat
This commuter train
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Reply #291 - Jul 22nd, 2017 at 8:50pm
 
AiA wrote on Jul 22nd, 2017 at 11:42am:
Your putrid BO
Goes well with your rolls of fat
This commuter train


Fat lady on the train
Does she have nice bingo wings?
Do they shake and bounce?
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Reply #292 - Jul 22nd, 2017 at 9:19pm
 
AiA wrote on Jul 22nd, 2017 at 11:42am:
Your putrid BO
Goes well with your rolls of fat
This commuter train


You should not abuse
The mod of the thread on food
Did she upset you?
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Reply #293 - Jul 22nd, 2017 at 9:45pm
 
Setanta wrote on Jul 22nd, 2017 at 9:19pm:
AiA wrote on Jul 22nd, 2017 at 11:42am:
Your putrid BO
Goes well with your rolls of fat
This commuter train


You should not abuse
The mod of the thread on food
Did she upset you?



so laf. you are joking, right?
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Reply #294 - Jul 22nd, 2017 at 9:47pm
 
AiA wrote on Jul 22nd, 2017 at 9:45pm:
Setanta wrote on Jul 22nd, 2017 at 9:19pm:
AiA wrote on Jul 22nd, 2017 at 11:42am:
Your putrid BO
Goes well with your rolls of fat
This commuter train


You should not abuse
The mod of the thread on food
Did she upset you?



so laf. you are joking, right?


Serious he be
Mod bashing is outlawed
But only for thee
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Reply #295 - Jul 22nd, 2017 at 9:49pm
 

He picks his big nose
The things you see on a train
A long commute home
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Reply #296 - Jul 22nd, 2017 at 9:50pm
 
Aussie wrote on Jul 22nd, 2017 at 9:47pm:
AiA wrote on Jul 22nd, 2017 at 9:45pm:
Setanta wrote on Jul 22nd, 2017 at 9:19pm:
AiA wrote on Jul 22nd, 2017 at 11:42am:
Your putrid BO
Goes well with your rolls of fat
This commuter train


You should not abuse
The mod of the thread on food
Did she upset you?



so laf. you are joking, right?


Serious he be
Mod bashing is outlawed
But only for thee



bashing who?
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Reply #297 - Jul 22nd, 2017 at 9:52pm
 
7.50 am~ish
A long commute home there be
No soup for thee be.
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Reply #298 - Jul 22nd, 2017 at 9:56pm
 
AiA wrote on Jul 22nd, 2017 at 9:49pm:
He picks his big nose
The things you see on a train
A long commute home


Never catch the train
Take ferry to CBD
No nose picks for me
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Reply #299 - Jul 22nd, 2017 at 9:57pm
 
Belly so fleshy
Fat billowing in the wind
Lipedema not
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