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Elegy To My Penis.
Amidst the teeming forest wild, Standing like a rock, I chanced upon, at early age, A thing they call a cock....
Mornings well its glory stood, Its advent brought a frown, Yet no-one knew, for some time yet, Its product could Jap porn stars drown..
A sorry way to pass away, When smothered in their jizz, The poor wee girl, oh, such a pearl, Had never met White Whiz.
In Winters cold, its twins would seek A closer tighter hold, And even doing its second job Could bring about Blue Poles.....
Blue Balls such a timely thing, When fronted by fem lure, When it was young it had no way But to take that fem as pure....
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