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Our ex PM John Howard dies and goes to heaven, at the gates of Heaven he meets St Peter who informs him that because he’s been good he has the choice of heaven or hell, Howard agrees and Saint Peter points to the escalator, take that and see hell first then when you come back you can see heaven.
Johnny takes the escalator and descends into hell there he meets all his old mentors and child hood heroes the likes of Menzies, Fraser and more, everyone is dressed in a tux and sucking on crown lagers with a smorgasbord of food what looks to be like a Greek island with skimpily dressed maids showing plenty of cleavage and drumstick ever ready to please, everyone is having a great time and leading a good life.
Howard loves it and spends one of the best days of his existence in this universe.
The next day when Howard gets back to Saint Peter he tells him, I never thought I would say this but I want to stay in hell, Saint Peter asks him are you sure you don’t want to see Heaven first and Howard says yes yes in his eagerness to get back, Saint Peter reluctantly says ok then off you go.
When Howard gets back down to hell, he is shocked to find the place has been transformed into a desolate baron land with all the people he met the day before in loin cloths looking as though they were suffering from malnutrition, dehyrdation and in a badly groomed state, dirty with soars on their bodies.
In shock Howard exclaims: What happened here…?
Then the devil with Paul Keating’s face comforts him and says,
Johnny yesterday we were campaigning, today you have elected us.
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