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Reply #1 - Apr 27th, 2017 at 7:54am
 
That's pretty bloody nice, but I love a woman with a wheel of cheese
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Reply #2 - Apr 27th, 2017 at 11:57am
 
Gordon wrote on Apr 27th, 2017 at 7:54am:
That's pretty bloody nice, but I love a woman with a wheel if cheese



something sexy about a woman with a lump of goat cheese ...
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Reply #3 - Apr 27th, 2017 at 12:47pm
 
AiA wrote on Apr 27th, 2017 at 11:57am:
Gordon wrote on Apr 27th, 2017 at 7:54am:
That's pretty bloody nice, but I love a woman with a wheel if cheese



something sexy about a woman with a lump of goat cheese ...


That's funny because Muslim men say 'something sexy about a goat with a lump of woman cheese '.

Me, I prefer a woman with cheese, particularly when the woman is good looking and the cheese is good eating.
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Reply #4 - Apr 27th, 2017 at 9:34pm
 
Gordon wrote on Apr 27th, 2017 at 12:47pm:
AiA wrote on Apr 27th, 2017 at 11:57am:
Gordon wrote on Apr 27th, 2017 at 7:54am:
That's pretty bloody nice, but I love a woman with a wheel if cheese



something sexy about a woman with a lump of goat cheese ...


That's funny because Muslim men say 'something sexy about a goat with a lump of woman cheese '.

Me, I prefer a woman with cheese, particularly when the woman is good looking and the cheese is good eating.


“A man is still considered pure when he releases his lust with a sheep or a goat. If there is no woman, then there is no true lust or sexual sin! Then, the animal becomes tainted, and must die! So says the Prophet Muhammad!” Dr. Zakir Naik, a noted Quranic scholar

If a man releases his lust with a lump of goat cheese, then what?

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Reply #5 - Apr 27th, 2017 at 10:47pm
 
AiA wrote on Apr 27th, 2017 at 9:34pm:
Gordon wrote on Apr 27th, 2017 at 12:47pm:
AiA wrote on Apr 27th, 2017 at 11:57am:
Gordon wrote on Apr 27th, 2017 at 7:54am:
That's pretty bloody nice, but I love a woman with a wheel if cheese



something sexy about a woman with a lump of goat cheese ...


That's funny because Muslim men say 'something sexy about a goat with a lump of woman cheese '.

Me, I prefer a woman with cheese, particularly when the woman is good looking and the cheese is good eating.


“A man is still considered pure when he releases his lust with a sheep or a goat. If there is no woman, then there is no true lust or sexual sin! Then, the animal becomes tainted, and must die! So says the Prophet Muhammad!” Dr. Zakir Naik, a noted Quranic scholar

If a man releases his lust with a lump of goat cheese, then what?



Why do they have so much sexual tension around cheese. They should just eat it.
Cheese is guud eatin!
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Reply #6 - Apr 27th, 2017 at 11:29pm
 
A Muslim man, might, while looking at those sexy carp pictures, feel lust and have the idea that if he stuck his dick (I know, I am being crude) in a carp's mouth and relieved his lust that way, there would be no sin, no real lust, because there was no woman. But would the carp have to die? Carp are NOT guud eatin"
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Reply #7 - Apr 27th, 2017 at 11:38pm
 
AiA wrote on Apr 27th, 2017 at 11:29pm:
A Muslim man, might, while looking at those sexy carp pictures, feel lust and have the idea that if he stuck his dick (I know, I am being crude) in a carp's mouth and relieved his lust that way, there would be no sin, no real lust, because there was no woman. But would the carp have to die? Carp are NOT guud eatin"


The European carp is said to be guud eating when it lives in its native country.  Nottingham so for the feral Australian kind.

Did you hear of the plan to eradicate feral carp with a mutation of the herpes virus?  I hope that Muslim carp blowjob recipient wears a love glove.
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Reply #8 - Apr 27th, 2017 at 11:59pm
 
Gordon wrote on Apr 27th, 2017 at 11:38pm:
AiA wrote on Apr 27th, 2017 at 11:29pm:
A Muslim man, might, while looking at those sexy carp pictures, feel lust and have the idea that if he stuck his dick (I know, I am being crude) in a carp's mouth and relieved his lust that way, there would be no sin, no real lust, because there was no woman. But would the carp have to die? Carp are NOT guud eatin"


The European carp is said to be guud eating when it lives in its native country.  Nottingham so for the feral Australian kind.

Did you hear of the plan to eradicate feral carp with a mutation of the herpes virus?  I hope that Muslim carp blowjob recipient wears a love glove.



Herpes? I don't do carp, but if I did I'd have another reason not to eat them. Still, if carp are like sheep and goat, and a Muslim man can relieve his lust in a carp's mouth without sin, that could be a huge business opportunity. Imagine flying in thousands of carp for Haji!
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Reply #9 - Apr 28th, 2017 at 12:37am
 
AiA wrote on Apr 27th, 2017 at 9:34pm:
Gordon wrote on Apr 27th, 2017 at 12:47pm:
AiA wrote on Apr 27th, 2017 at 11:57am:
Gordon wrote on Apr 27th, 2017 at 7:54am:
That's pretty bloody nice, but I love a woman with a wheel if cheese



something sexy about a woman with a lump of goat cheese ...


That's funny because Muslim men say 'something sexy about a goat with a lump of woman cheese '.

Me, I prefer a woman with cheese, particularly when the woman is good looking and the cheese is good eating.


“A man is still considered pure when he releases his lust with a sheep or a goat. If there is no woman, then there is no true lust or sexual sin! Then, the animal becomes tainted, and must die! So says the Prophet Muhammad!” Dr. Zakir Naik, a noted Quranic scholar

If a man releases his lust with a lump of goat cheese, then what?



Swiss cheese?
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Reply #10 - Apr 28th, 2017 at 2:32am
 
Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2017 at 12:37am:
AiA wrote on Apr 27th, 2017 at 9:34pm:
Gordon wrote on Apr 27th, 2017 at 12:47pm:
AiA wrote on Apr 27th, 2017 at 11:57am:
Gordon wrote on Apr 27th, 2017 at 7:54am:
That's pretty bloody nice, but I love a woman with a wheel if cheese



something sexy about a woman with a lump of goat cheese ...


That's funny because Muslim men say 'something sexy about a goat with a lump of woman cheese '.

Me, I prefer a woman with cheese, particularly when the woman is good looking and the cheese is good eating.


“A man is still considered pure when he releases his lust with a sheep or a goat. If there is no woman, then there is no true lust or sexual sin! Then, the animal becomes tainted, and must die! So says the Prophet Muhammad!” Dr. Zakir Naik, a noted Quranic scholar

If a man releases his lust with a lump of goat cheese, then what?



Swiss cheese?


You may be on to something ...
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Re: Sexy Women Holding Carp
Reply #11 - Apr 28th, 2017 at 2:35am
 
AiA wrote on Apr 28th, 2017 at 2:32am:
Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2017 at 12:37am:
AiA wrote on Apr 27th, 2017 at 9:34pm:
Gordon wrote on Apr 27th, 2017 at 12:47pm:
AiA wrote on Apr 27th, 2017 at 11:57am:
Gordon wrote on Apr 27th, 2017 at 7:54am:
That's pretty bloody nice, but I love a woman with a wheel if cheese



something sexy about a woman with a lump of goat cheese ...


That's funny because Muslim men say 'something sexy about a goat with a lump of woman cheese '.

Me, I prefer a woman with cheese, particularly when the woman is good looking and the cheese is good eating.


“A man is still considered pure when he releases his lust with a sheep or a goat. If there is no woman, then there is no true lust or sexual sin! Then, the animal becomes tainted, and must die! So says the Prophet Muhammad!” Dr. Zakir Naik, a noted Quranic scholar

If a man releases his lust with a lump of goat cheese, then what?



Swiss cheese?


You may be on to something ...


Ummm... It's not cheese, I can assure you! Undecided
I'm not Swiss.
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