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Reply #60 - Apr 22nd, 2017 at 10:05pm
 
Agnes wrote on Apr 22nd, 2017 at 9:48pm:
Gordon wrote on Apr 22nd, 2017 at 9:46pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 22nd, 2017 at 9:40pm:
Agnes wrote on Apr 22nd, 2017 at 9:26pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 22nd, 2017 at 8:25pm:
Johnnie wrote on Apr 22nd, 2017 at 7:34pm:
I think might I go make myself a sandwich.


Not married eh?


Because sandwhich.....? 


One of the criteria for wedded bliss is to make sure the good lady makes a fine sammich.


Nup. Wimmins work is separating egg whites and making pavlovas and other fiddly thing.

Making a sandwich is an engineering endeavour to fit as much filling as possible and retain structural integrity. 

The art of the great sandwhich has been lost.

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Reply #61 - Apr 22nd, 2017 at 10:06pm
 
cods wrote on Apr 22nd, 2017 at 10:01pm:
you can get a good cheap sandwich maker in Big W  for under $20...and make you bloody own sandwiches.

and while your at it bring one over to my place..


Lisa said her daughter could make good sammiches but she wouldn't sell her. Maybe I should have upped my offer to $20.

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Reply #62 - Apr 22nd, 2017 at 10:07pm
 
cods wrote on Apr 22nd, 2017 at 10:01pm:
you can get a good cheap sandwich maker in Big W  for under $20...and make you bloody own sandwiches.

and while your at it bring one over to my place..


Got one. I've been on breakfast lunch and diner duty for 2 weeks and it's been my life saver.  I grilled haloumi cheese on it today
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Reply #63 - Apr 22nd, 2017 at 10:07pm
 
it is quite impossible for serena to be pregnant ..

this thread is fake news ..



IRREFUTABLE PROOF that Serena Williams IS A MAN


here is the IRREFUTABLE PROOF .
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Reply #64 - Apr 22nd, 2017 at 10:20pm
 
Its time wrote on Apr 22nd, 2017 at 10:05pm:
Agnes wrote on Apr 22nd, 2017 at 9:48pm:
Gordon wrote on Apr 22nd, 2017 at 9:46pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 22nd, 2017 at 9:40pm:
Agnes wrote on Apr 22nd, 2017 at 9:26pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 22nd, 2017 at 8:25pm:
Johnnie wrote on Apr 22nd, 2017 at 7:34pm:
I think might I go make myself a sandwich.


Not married eh?


Because sandwhich.....? 


One of the criteria for wedded bliss is to make sure the good lady makes a fine sammich.


Nup. Wimmins work is separating egg whites and making pavlovas and other fiddly thing.

Making a sandwich is an engineering endeavour to fit as much filling as possible and retain structural integrity. 

The art of the great sandwhich has been lost.



Fail! She didn't butter the bread! I bet she can't catch knives either. My guess is she only good at ducking. Wink
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Reply #65 - Apr 22nd, 2017 at 10:46pm
 
Gordon wrote on Apr 22nd, 2017 at 7:26pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 22nd, 2017 at 7:22pm:
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Bobby. wrote on Apr 22nd, 2017 at 6:58pm:
rhino wrote on Apr 22nd, 2017 at 6:55pm:
Id do her. I think shes great.



You must be a homo.
definitely not Bobby. I like fit women, not the steroid look but I quite like  muscle definition on a female, plus serenas got great boobs and arse.



Except when you reach down for the clam & find a zucchini.  Grin



Nudity ahead, be warned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuzTLhq0DOs



Gordon - that's gross.
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Reply #66 - Apr 22nd, 2017 at 11:02pm
 
Just went out and caught son's wife making sammiches for his lunch tomorrow.


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Reply #67 - Apr 22nd, 2017 at 11:03pm
 
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Reply #68 - Apr 22nd, 2017 at 11:05pm
 
Ham, cheese, tomato and zucchini?????

That's a sammich?
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Reply #69 - Apr 22nd, 2017 at 11:10pm
 
Setanta wrote on Apr 22nd, 2017 at 11:02pm:
Just went out and caught son's wife making sammiches for his lunch tomorrow.




They'll be soggy by lunch time.
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Reply #70 - Apr 22nd, 2017 at 11:14pm
 
Aussie wrote on Apr 22nd, 2017 at 11:05pm:
Ham, cheese, tomato and zucchini?????

That's a sammich?


Ham, cheese, tomato, cucumber and red capsicum.
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Reply #71 - Apr 22nd, 2017 at 11:15pm
 
Gordon wrote on Apr 22nd, 2017 at 11:10pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 22nd, 2017 at 11:02pm:
Just went out and caught son's wife making sammiches for his lunch tomorrow.




They'll be soggy by lunch time.


Hospital early shift.
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Reply #72 - Apr 22nd, 2017 at 11:15pm
 
Setanta wrote on Apr 22nd, 2017 at 11:14pm:
Aussie wrote on Apr 22nd, 2017 at 11:05pm:
Ham, cheese, tomato and zucchini?????

That's a sammich?


Ham, cheese, tomato, cucumber and red capsicum.


Gawd!

One fart, and he'd empty the Ward!
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Reply #73 - Apr 22nd, 2017 at 11:17pm
 
Aussie wrote on Apr 22nd, 2017 at 11:15pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 22nd, 2017 at 11:14pm:
Aussie wrote on Apr 22nd, 2017 at 11:05pm:
Ham, cheese, tomato and zucchini?????

That's a sammich?


Ham, cheese, tomato, cucumber and red capsicum.


Gawd!

One fart, and he'd empty the Ward!


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Reply #74 - Apr 22nd, 2017 at 11:20pm
 
Gordon wrote on Apr 22nd, 2017 at 11:10pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 22nd, 2017 at 11:02pm:
Just went out and caught son's wife making sammiches for his lunch tomorrow.




They'll be soggy by lunch time.


You'll also note she put the meat and cheese on the outside to stop the squishy stuff making the bread soggy.
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