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Reply #45 - Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:46pm

Setanta wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:40pm:

Agnes wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:26pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 8:25pm:

Johnnie wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 7:34pm:

I think might I go make myself a sandwich.

Not married eh?

Because sandwhich.....?

One of the criteria for wedded bliss is to make sure the good lady makes a fine sammich.

Nup. Wimmins work is separating egg whites and making pavlovas and other fiddly thing.

Making a sandwich is an engineering endeavour to fit as much filling as possible and retain structural integrity.

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Re: Serena pregnant..
Reply #46 - Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:47pm

Setanta wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:40pm:

Agnes wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:26pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 8:25pm:

Johnnie wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 7:34pm:

I think might I go make myself a sandwich.

Not married eh?

Because sandwhich.....?

One of the criteria for wedded bliss is to make sure the good lady makes a fine sammich.

You should be able to throw a knife at her, she catches it and asks "what kind of sammich do you want?" If it pokes her eye out, she wasn't the right girl for you.

goodness me so you are all for violence I thought so...

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Re: Serena pregnant..
Reply #47 - Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:48pm

Agnes wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:45pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:40pm:

Agnes wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:26pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 8:25pm:

Johnnie wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 7:34pm:

I think might I go make myself a sandwich.

Not married eh?

Because sandwhich.....?

One of the criteria for wedded bliss is to make sure the good lady makes a fine sammich.

You should be able to throw a knife at her, she catches it and asks "what kind of sammich do you want?" If it pokes her eye out, she wasn't the right girl for you.

You are a hard man... Wink

A good sandwhich is...?

Whatever I damn well want at the time. Grin

If she can toast them too, what a dream girl.

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Re: Serena pregnant..
Reply #48 - Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:48pm

Gordon wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:46pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:40pm:

Agnes wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:26pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 8:25pm:

Johnnie wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 7:34pm:

I think might I go make myself a sandwich.

Not married eh?

Because sandwhich.....?

One of the criteria for wedded bliss is to make sure the good lady makes a fine sammich.

Nup. Wimmins work is separating egg whites and making pavlovas and other fiddly thing.

Making a sandwich is an engineering endeavour to fit as much filling as possible and retain structural integrity.

The art of the great sandwhich has been lost.

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Re: Serena pregnant..
Reply #49 - Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:49pm

Setanta wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:48pm:

Agnes wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:45pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:40pm:

Agnes wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:26pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 8:25pm:

Johnnie wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 7:34pm:

I think might I go make myself a sandwich.

Not married eh?

Because sandwhich.....?

One of the criteria for wedded bliss is to make sure the good lady makes a fine sammich.

You should be able to throw a knife at her, she catches it and asks "what kind of sammich do you want?" If it pokes her eye out, she wasn't the right girl for you.

You are a hard man... Wink

A good sandwhich is...?

Whatever I damn well want at the time. Grin

If she can toast them too, what a dream girl.

Cave man as well lol Grin

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Reply #51 - Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:50pm

cods wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:47pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:40pm:

Agnes wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:26pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 8:25pm:

Johnnie wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 7:34pm:

I think might I go make myself a sandwich.

Not married eh?

Because sandwhich.....?

One of the criteria for wedded bliss is to make sure the good lady makes a fine sammich.

You should be able to throw a knife at her, she catches it and asks "what kind of sammich do you want?" If it pokes her eye out, she wasn't the right girl for you.

goodness me so you are all for violence I thought so...

You don't get satire/sarcasm? That's ok, that's not a prerequisite, do you make a good sammich?

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Re: Serena pregnant..
Reply #52 - Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:56pm

Setanta wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:50pm:

cods wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:47pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:40pm:

Agnes wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:26pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 8:25pm:

Johnnie wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 7:34pm:

I think might I go make myself a sandwich.

Not married eh?

Because sandwhich.....?

One of the criteria for wedded bliss is to make sure the good lady makes a fine sammich.

You should be able to throw a knife at her, she catches it and asks "what kind of sammich do you want?" If it pokes her eye out, she wasn't the right girl for you.

goodness me so you are all for violence I thought so...

You don't get satire/sarcasm? That's ok, that's not a prerequisite, do you make a good sammich?

It's funny how women say they want a man who will open doors for her, once upon a time these women would make us a sandwich.

Perhaps if they start making us sandwiches again we will start opening doors for them.

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Reply #54 - Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:58pm

Setanta wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:48pm:

Agnes wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:45pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:40pm:

Agnes wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:26pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 8:25pm:

Johnnie wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 7:34pm:

I think might I go make myself a sandwich.

Not married eh?

Because sandwhich.....?

One of the criteria for wedded bliss is to make sure the good lady makes a fine sammich.

You should be able to throw a knife at her, she catches it and asks "what kind of sammich do you want?" If it pokes her eye out, she wasn't the right girl for you.

You are a hard man... Wink

A good sandwhich is...?

Whatever I damn well want at the time. Grin

If she can toast them too, what a dream girl.

Women lack the spacial awareness to efficiently stack ingredients to maximise a sandwich and few would be adequately qualified in chemistry to predict the reactivate qualities of the ingredients when subjected to the heat and pressure of jaffel maker.

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Reply #55 - Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:58pm

Setanta wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:50pm:

cods wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:47pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:40pm:

Agnes wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:26pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 8:25pm:

Johnnie wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 7:34pm:

I think might I go make myself a sandwich.

Not married eh?

Because sandwhich.....?

One of the criteria for wedded bliss is to make sure the good lady makes a fine sammich.

You should be able to throw a knife at her, she catches it and asks "what kind of sammich do you want?" If it pokes her eye out, she wasn't the right girl for you.

goodness me so you are all for violence I thought so...

You don't get satire/sarcasm? That's ok, that's not a prerequisite, do you make a good sammich?

so a female losing an eye is satire. Sad

.. that shows a darkside to your character...we have already seen another members character sin binned for using the rape word.. and here you are satiring a women losing an eye because she cant make a sandwich shame shame shame..

you might like to remember that the person making said sandwich has the knife in her hand...and you could end up missing a digit..

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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: Serena pregnant.. Reply #56 - Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 10:01pm you can get a good cheap sandwich maker in Big W for under $20...and make you bloody own sandwiches. and while your at it bring one over to my place..
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Reply #57 - Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 10:02pm

Gordon wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:58pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:48pm:

Agnes wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:45pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:40pm:

Agnes wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:26pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 8:25pm:

Johnnie wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 7:34pm:

I think might I go make myself a sandwich.

Not married eh?

Because sandwhich.....?

One of the criteria for wedded bliss is to make sure the good lady makes a fine sammich.

You should be able to throw a knife at her, she catches it and asks "what kind of sammich do you want?" If it pokes her eye out, she wasn't the right girl for you.

You are a hard man... Wink

A good sandwhich is...?

Whatever I damn well want at the time. Grin

If she can toast them too, what a dream girl.

Women lack the spacial awareness to effeciantly stack ingredients to maximise a sandwich and few would be adequately qualified in chemistry to predict the reactivate qualities of the ingredients when subjected to the heat and pressure of jaffel maker.

You've never had one of my wife's sammiches. She makes them two days a week at the Winsome and they are complimented on. Best sammiches of the week.

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Reply #58 - Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 10:04pm

cods wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 10:01pm:

you can get a good cheap sandwich maker in Big W for under $20...and make you bloody own sandwiches.

and while your at it bring one over to my place..

My grandmother had perfected sandwich making they were excellent.

She would buy a live chicken at the markets on Saturday, kill it gut it pluck it and cook it for sunday dinner.

Women have it much easier these days. Wink

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Reply #59 - Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 10:04pm

cods wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2017 at 9:58pm:

so a female losing an eye is satire. Sad

.. that shows a darkside to your character...we have already seen another members character sin binned for using the rape word.. and here you are satiring a women losing an eye because she cant make a sandwich shame shame shame..

you might like to remember that the person making said sandwich has the knife in her hand...and you could end up missing a digit..

Who was sin binned? Cods, while a good woman has a knife in her hand the only thought in her head will be what kind of sammich will she make with it.

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