Item 1: get rid of cab drivers ASAP by switching to driverless cars. Aussie is OK with this because he has a licence. It will mean less street defecation, fewer car accidents, better smelling taxis, more parking in the city, cheaper fares, fewer sexual assaults, less small talk etc.

Item 2: let uber drivers use taxi lanes.

Item 3: emergency buttons and cameras that no-one has to pay for.

Are you with me so far?