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A proud new addition to the Gordy household
Mar 29th, 2017 at 12:29pm
 
What a good looking kettlebell

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Reply #1 - Mar 29th, 2017 at 1:22pm
 
speaking of new additions, whens baby due?
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Reply #2 - Mar 29th, 2017 at 1:32pm
 
Gordy will be able to out-posture and out-preen his gay mates at the kettlebell meat-head prance-a-thons.
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Reply #3 - Mar 29th, 2017 at 1:38pm
 
John Smith wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 1:22pm:
speaking of new additions, whens baby due?


Born today, 16kg, no hair and a head with an easy hold handle Wink
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Reply #4 - Mar 29th, 2017 at 1:41pm
 
Gordon wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 1:38pm:
John Smith wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 1:22pm:
speaking of new additions, whens baby due?


Born today, 16kg, no hair and a head with an easy hold handle Wink


get over your kettlebell you idiot

wasn't your wife preggers?
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Reply #5 - Mar 29th, 2017 at 3:02pm
 
John Smith wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 1:41pm:
... wasn't your wife preggers?


Phantom job. Over-exercising the meat-head muscles squelches the procreation urge.
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Reply #6 - Mar 29th, 2017 at 3:03pm
 
Unforgiven wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 3:02pm:
John Smith wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 1:41pm:
... wasn't your wife preggers?


Phantom job. Over-exercising the meat-head muscles squelches the procreation urge.


why do you think he spends so much time on the kettlebell. gotta get rid of those frustrations somehow  Cheesy Cheesy
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Reply #7 - Mar 29th, 2017 at 3:07pm
 
John Smith wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 3:03pm:
Unforgiven wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 3:02pm:
John Smith wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 1:41pm:
... wasn't your wife preggers?


Phantom job. Over-exercising the meat-head muscles squelches the procreation urge.


why do you think he spends so much time on the kettlebell. gotta get rid of those frustrations somehow  Cheesy Cheesy


Marital duties. He can honestly tell spouse he's too tired after hours of posturing, preening and prancing with kettlebells in front of a bunch of gay men.
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Reply #8 - Mar 29th, 2017 at 3:10pm
 
Unforgiven wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 3:07pm:
John Smith wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 3:03pm:
Unforgiven wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 3:02pm:
John Smith wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 1:41pm:
... wasn't your wife preggers?


Phantom job. Over-exercising the meat-head muscles squelches the procreation urge.


why do you think he spends so much time on the kettlebell. gotta get rid of those frustrations somehow  Cheesy Cheesy


Marital duties. He can honestly tell spouse he's too tired after hours of posturing, preening and prancing with kettlebells in front of a bunch of gay men.


You mention the word gay a little too much me thinks.
Why don't you pop down to Bondi, I'm sure someone will let you polish their bell
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Reply #9 - Mar 29th, 2017 at 3:16pm
 
Gordon wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 3:10pm:
... Why don't you pop down to Bondi, I'm sure someone will let you polish their bell


I would not want to distract Gordon's gay admirers from giving Gordon their full attention to Gordon's buttock-shaping routines.
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Reply #10 - Mar 29th, 2017 at 3:29pm
 
John Smith wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 1:41pm:
Gordon wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 1:38pm:
John Smith wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 1:22pm:
speaking of new additions, whens baby due?


Born today, 16kg, no hair and a head with an easy hold handle Wink


get over your kettlebell you idiot

wasn't your wife preggers?


What gave you that notion?
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Reply #11 - Mar 29th, 2017 at 4:13pm
 
Aussie wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 3:29pm:
John Smith wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 1:41pm:
Gordon wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 1:38pm:
John Smith wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 1:22pm:
speaking of new additions, whens baby due?


Born today, 16kg, no hair and a head with an easy hold handle Wink


get over your kettlebell you idiot

wasn't your wife preggers?


What gave you that notion?


Chinese whispers.
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Re: A proud new addition to the Gordy household
Reply #12 - Mar 29th, 2017 at 4:15pm
 
Aussie wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 3:29pm:
John Smith wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 1:41pm:
Gordon wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 1:38pm:
John Smith wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 1:22pm:
speaking of new additions, whens baby due?


Born today, 16kg, no hair and a head with an easy hold handle Wink


get over your kettlebell you idiot

wasn't your wife preggers?


What gave you that notion?


i read it in my tea leaves Roll Eyes
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Re: A proud new addition to the Gordy household
Reply #13 - Mar 29th, 2017 at 4:16pm
 
John Smith wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 1:41pm:
Gordon wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 1:38pm:
John Smith wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 1:22pm:
speaking of new additions, whens baby due?


Born today, 16kg, no hair and a head with an easy hold handle Wink


get over your kettlebell you idiot

wasn't your wife preggers?



sucked in John Smith.  Grin
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Re: A proud new addition to the Gordy household
Reply #14 - Mar 29th, 2017 at 4:20pm
 
Neferti wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 4:16pm:
John Smith wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 1:41pm:
Gordon wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 1:38pm:
John Smith wrote on Mar 29th, 2017 at 1:22pm:
speaking of new additions, whens baby due?


Born today, 16kg, no hair and a head with an easy hold handle Wink


get over your kettlebell you idiot

wasn't your wife preggers?



sucked in John Smith.  Grin


no thanks, I'm married. But I hear bobby is none to partial over who has a suck
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