"Welcome aboard The Adani Express (ha, ha)  - not really an express but it's a fun day, isn't it?  Taste the diesel fumes as our engine driver - that's Harry today - everyone call out to Harry ..

"HIIII - HARRY!"

... revs up the engine!  For the historians here today, that diesel once copped a free ride from the government due to being used to operate a mine!.. but now that this is a public line, that diesel subsidy no longer applies, so you all pay full fare!  (ha, ha, ha)....

Harry is our chief pilot today and he'll be guiding us along the fixed rock solid rail lines - not much risk there, eh?  (ha, ha, ha)....

Now our first stop will be the viewing platform over Adani Crater - the BIGGEST in the Southern Hemisphere.... and we will stay there long enough for everyone to get a good look... please remain inside the safety barriers.. we don't want anyone abseiling there without ropes, do we?  (ha, ha, ha)...

For our lunch stop we will be calling into Tax Dodge City, with its famous Booty Hill just outside.... before continuing on our path DOWN into the crater itself..... after which we will be returning to the coast to view the ruins of the Great Barrier reef.. but that's for tomorrow... so, for now, let's enjoy our ride in the warm 108 deg Fahrenheit open air carriages and suck deeply of those fumes.....