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Christians on the rampage
Mar 25^th, 2017 at 1:03pm

The headlines read,
CHRISTIANS CALL FOR BLOOD, THE BEHEADING OF THOSE WHO INSULT CHRISTIANITY.
2017 All over the world
The protests were punctuated with cries of behead the heritics, kill those who insult tge pope.

No?

How about
BUDDISTS DEMAND THAT ALL WHO INSULT THE GREAT BUDDHA MUST BE KILLED.
The protests were generally peaceful with the exception of the attacking of a police escort by two monks who beat the officer senseless with their begging cups.

No?

OK one more try

JEWS DEMAND THAT ANY WHO INSULT THE TORA MUST DIE.
Protests started out quietly with the Jewish leaders calming their brethren, that is until a competing Amish contingent started shunning the Jews who immediatly took offence and started throwing their mobile phone at the Amish.
The Amish saw this as an insult to their deep held religious belief against technology and they then shunned the Jews even harder creating mayhem.

This is not the reality people.
Only one CULT demands murder, torture and destruction every, single time it protests.
Children, often so young they ride in prams, chanting for murder and carrying placards extolling the virtues of CULT slavery

Wake up people, this CULT is evil incarnate, based on the rantings of a sociopath, self confessed pedophile, murderer who was mentally ill and thought he spoke to the devil.
And these people believe this stuff.
Its a sick CULT full of sick people

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Re: Christians on the rampage
Reply #1 - Mar 25^th, 2017 at 1:21pm

Thought experiment.

If you got 7 people, kitted each with one of the following offensive tshirts then sent them to the largest religious centre in Sydney that corresponds with the shirt, then meet at a restaurant for dinner, how many people would you need to make the booking for, and why?

L Ron Hubbard was a bad writer
Brahma eats cows
Jesus was a schizophrenic
Buddha needs to go on the 5:2 diet
I'm wearing Joseph Smiths underpants
Hitler was a closet Jew
Mohammads mother was a pig

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Re: Christians on the rampage
Reply #2 - Mar 25^th, 2017 at 3:20pm

Gordon wrote on Mar 25^th, 2017 at 1:21pm:

Thought experiment.

If you got 7 people, kitted each with one of the following offensive tshirts then sent them to the largest religious centre in Sydney that corresponds with the shirt, then meet at a restaurant for dinner, how many people would you need to make the booking for, and why?

L Ron Hubbard was a bad writer
Brahma eats cows
Jesus was a schizophrenic
Buddha needs to go on the 5:2 diet
I'm wearing Joseph Smiths underpants
Hitler was a closet Jew
Mohammads mother was a pig

You would be escorted out of all but one.
This one would kill you, drag you through the streets, have a jihad on the person and have a massive protest.
Yes the CULT would kill you.

Therefore you would only need a booking for 5
Why 5 you ask?

Because the Jews would have you arrested.
All the rest would simply escort you out.
Perhaps not all
I know a monk who would spend hours with you discussing your problem.
And a protestant minister that would have a laugh and a chat.

Only one would kill you........that peaceful harmless CULT

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I HAVE A DREAM
A WONDERFUL, PEACEFUL, BEAUTIFUL DREAM.
A DREAM OF A WORLD THAT HAS NEVER KNOWN ISLAM
A DREAM OF A WORLD FREE FROM THE HORRORS OF ISLAM.

SUCH A WONDERFUL DREAM
O HOW I WISH IT WERE TRU

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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 131562 Gender:	Re: Christians on the rampage Reply #3 - Mar 25^th, 2017 at 3:22pm This needs a poll.
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issuevoter Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 9200 The Great State of Mind Gender:	Re: Christians on the rampage Reply #4 - Mar 25^th, 2017 at 3:27pm Those who deserve to die . . .mmmm lets see. George W Bush would be a good start.
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mothra Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 34535 Gender:	Re: Christians on the rampage Reply #5 - Mar 25^th, 2017 at 3:32pm greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 25^th, 2017 at 3:22pm: This needs a poll. I ... can't ... decide ...
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 131562 Gender:	Re: Christians on the rampage Reply #6 - Mar 25^th, 2017 at 3:34pm mothra wrote on Mar 25^th, 2017 at 3:32pm: greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 25^th, 2017 at 3:22pm: This needs a poll. I ... can't ... decide ... I predict a mutual orgasm.
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Re: Christians on the rampage
Reply #7 - Mar 25^th, 2017 at 4:20pm

Mentally deranged tiny pecca is upset.
He knows it would take pepper, a magnifying glass and a pair of tweeters to jerk himself off.
Why not just get you alter ego bwyann, or unforeskin or even motheaten to give you a ghead job?

I hope you have left you body to science, providing they can get it out of the basement without dismembering it due to its enormious size.
Perhaps science can find a cure for your chronic insanity and multiple personalities.

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A WONDERFUL, PEACEFUL, BEAUTIFUL DREAM.
A DREAM OF A WORLD THAT HAS NEVER KNOWN ISLAM
A DREAM OF A WORLD FREE FROM THE HORRORS OF ISLAM.

SUCH A WONDERFUL DREAM
O HOW I WISH IT WERE TRU

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Re: Christians on the rampage
Reply #8 - Mar 25^th, 2017 at 4:22pm

Valkie wrote on Mar 25^th, 2017 at 4:20pm:

Mentally deranged tiny pecca is upset.
He knows it would take pepper, a magnifying glass and a pair of tweeters to jerk himself off.
Why not just get you alter ego bwyann, or unforeskin or even motheaten to give you a ghead job?

I hope you have left you body to science, providing they can get it out of the basement without dismembering it due to its enormious size.
Perhaps science can find a cure for your chronic insanity and multiple personalities.

And we have a winner!

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Re: Christians on the rampage
Reply #9 - Mar 25^th, 2017 at 4:24pm

mothra wrote on Mar 25^th, 2017 at 4:22pm:

Valkie wrote on Mar 25^th, 2017 at 4:20pm:

Mentally deranged tiny pecca is upset.
He knows it would take pepper, a magnifying glass and a pair of tweeters to jerk himself off.
Why not just get you alter ego bwyann, or unforeskin or even motheaten to give you a ghead job?

I hope you have left you body to science, providing they can get it out of the basement without dismembering it due to its enormious size.
Perhaps science can find a cure for your chronic insanity and multiple personalities.

And we have a winner!

And, ironically, he's a loser Grin

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Re: Christians on the rampage
Reply #10 - Mar 25^th, 2017 at 5:56pm

Valkie wrote on Mar 25^th, 2017 at 3:20pm:

Gordon wrote on Mar 25^th, 2017 at 1:21pm:

Thought experiment.

If you got 7 people, kitted each with one of the following offensive tshirts then sent them to the largest religious centre in Sydney that corresponds with the shirt, then meet at a restaurant for dinner, how many people would you need to make the booking for, and why?

L Ron Hubbard was a bad writer
Brahma eats cows
Jesus was a schizophrenic
Buddha needs to go on the 5:2 diet
I'm wearing Joseph Smiths underpants
Hitler was a closet Jew
Mohammads mother was a pig

You would be escorted out of all but one.
This one would kill you, drag you through the streets, have a jihad on the person and have a massive protest.
Yes the CULT would kill you.

Therefore you would only need a booking for 5
Why 5 you ask?

Because the Jews would have you arrested.
All the rest would simply escort you out.
Perhaps not all
I know a monk who would spend hours with you discussing your problem.
And a protestant minister that would have a laugh and a chat.

Only one would kill you........that peaceful harmless CULT

That though expirment is proof the apologists have nowhere to hide when the violence of Islam is made obvious .

All religions have their pros and cons but no other religion goes battshit crazy over such trivialities.

Going spastic over pictures of Mo...wow

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Reply #11 - Mar 25^th, 2017 at 6:11pm

Gordon wrote on Mar 25^th, 2017 at 5:56pm:

Valkie wrote on Mar 25^th, 2017 at 3:20pm:

Gordon wrote on Mar 25^th, 2017 at 1:21pm:

Thought experiment.

If you got 7 people, kitted each with one of the following offensive tshirts then sent them to the largest religious centre in Sydney that corresponds with the shirt, then meet at a restaurant for dinner, how many people would you need to make the booking for, and why?

L Ron Hubbard was a bad writer
Brahma eats cows
Jesus was a schizophrenic
Buddha needs to go on the 5:2 diet
I'm wearing Joseph Smiths underpants
Hitler was a closet Jew
Mohammads mother was a pig

You would be escorted out of all but one.
This one would kill you, drag you through the streets, have a jihad on the person and have a massive protest.
Yes the CULT would kill you.

Therefore you would only need a booking for 5
Why 5 you ask?

Because the Jews would have you arrested.
All the rest would simply escort you out.
Perhaps not all
I know a monk who would spend hours with you discussing your problem.
And a protestant minister that would have a laugh and a chat.

Only one would kill you........that peaceful harmless CULT

That though expirment is proof the apologists have nowhere to hide when the violence of Islam is made obvious .

All religions have their pros and cons but no other religion goes battshit crazy over such trivialities.

Going spastic over pictures of Mo...wow

A religion is a set of abstract beliefs.

Abstract beliefs can't go battshit crazy.

Only individuals can.

Apologist.

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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: Christians on the rampage Reply #12 - Mar 25^th, 2017 at 6:13pm can a gmod put all this in the religious section.. its spoiling my day...
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 131562 Gender:	Re: Christians on the rampage Reply #13 - Mar 25^th, 2017 at 6:14pm cods wrote on Mar 25^th, 2017 at 6:13pm: can a gmod put all this in the religious section.. its spoiling my day... You "live" in Canberra. The bar is pretty low.
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Re: Christians on the rampage
Reply #14 - Mar 25^th, 2017 at 6:44pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 25^th, 2017 at 6:11pm:

Gordon wrote on Mar 25^th, 2017 at 5:56pm:

Valkie wrote on Mar 25^th, 2017 at 3:20pm:

Gordon wrote on Mar 25^th, 2017 at 1:21pm:

Thought experiment.

If you got 7 people, kitted each with one of the following offensive tshirts then sent them to the largest religious centre in Sydney that corresponds with the shirt, then meet at a restaurant for dinner, how many people would you need to make the booking for, and why?

L Ron Hubbard was a bad writer
Brahma eats cows
Jesus was a schizophrenic
Buddha needs to go on the 5:2 diet
I'm wearing Joseph Smiths underpants
Hitler was a closet Jew
Mohammads mother was a pig

You would be escorted out of all but one.
This one would kill you, drag you through the streets, have a jihad on the person and have a massive protest.
Yes the CULT would kill you.

Therefore you would only need a booking for 5
Why 5 you ask?

Because the Jews would have you arrested.
All the rest would simply escort you out.
Perhaps not all
I know a monk who would spend hours with you discussing your problem.
And a protestant minister that would have a laugh and a chat.

Only one would kill you........that peaceful harmless CULT

That though expirment is proof the apologists have nowhere to hide when the violence of Islam is made obvious .

All religions have their pros and cons but no other religion goes battshit crazy over such trivialities.

Going spastic over pictures of Mo...wow

A religion is a set of abstract beliefs.

Abstract beliefs can't go battshit crazy.

Only individuals can.

Apologist.

The people who teach and follow them are the embodiment of the ideas.

I'm in total agreement with you on your first line but I like to say that a religion is just an agregation of ideas.

Some ideas are better than others and Islam collects the worst ideas.

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