Q: How do you stop an Abo from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head.
Q: What do you do if you see an Abo drowning?
A: Throw him his wife and kids.
Q: What do you call it when a bus-load of Abos runs off the end of Darwin pier, and they all drown?
A: A good start.
Q: Why do Abos smell so awful?
A: So blind people can hate them too.
Q: How do you kill an Abo?
A: While he's having a drink, slam the toilet lid down on his head.
Q: Why do Abos always hang around in groups?
A: So that they can form a dope ring.
Q: Why are Abos called "Boongs"?
A: Because that's the sound they make as they bounce off your truck's bull-bar.
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