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Reply #1 - Feb 24th, 2017 at 9:59am
 
Gordon: Lard of the dance.
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Reply #2 - Feb 24th, 2017 at 10:23am
 
Gordon wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 9:55am:
Get one!




"Starting off with the snatch in the right hand".

Sounds like something from one of Trump's books.

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Reply #3 - Feb 24th, 2017 at 10:25am
 
Unforgiven wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 9:59am:
Gordon: Lard of the dance.


Why are you jealous of people who are physically fit?
Are you an old fat poofter?
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Reply #4 - Feb 24th, 2017 at 10:39am
 
Gordon wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 10:25am:
Are you an old fat poofter?


This is not an online dating site, Gordy.

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Reply #5 - Feb 24th, 2017 at 1:16pm
 
Gordon wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 10:25am:
Unforgiven wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 9:59am:
Gordon: Lard of the dance.


Why are you jealous of people who are physically fit?
Are you an old fat poofter?


Are you buying or selling?
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Reply #6 - Feb 24th, 2017 at 1:19pm
 
Unforgiven wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 1:16pm:
Gordon wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 10:25am:
Unforgiven wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 9:59am:
Gordon: Lard of the dance.


Why are you jealous of people who are physically fit?
Are you an old fat poofter?


Are you buying or selling?



It looks like he's trawling.


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Reply #7 - Feb 24th, 2017 at 4:59pm
 
Unforgiven has no problem abusing people who are overweight. So, I would surmise that he is some overweight/obese shut in that needs to bring people down to his level so that he can feel better about himself.
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Reply #8 - Feb 24th, 2017 at 6:01pm
 
UnSubRocky wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 4:59pm:
Unforgiven has no problem abusing people who are overweight. So, I would surmise that he is some overweight/obese shut in that needs to bring people down to his level so that he can feel better about himself.


He posts pics of obese men and suggests they're me.

If you look at the people who live in beach-side suburbs, particularly Bondi, they're ridiculously fit.

He really seems to have issues. I think it's a bit like people who are constantly calling others gay (which he also does).

I think we've just concluded that he's an overweight knob polisher.
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Reply #9 - Feb 24th, 2017 at 6:04pm
 
Gordon wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 6:01pm:
UnSubRocky wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 4:59pm:
Unforgiven has no problem abusing people who are overweight. So, I would surmise that he is some overweight/obese shut in that needs to bring people down to his level so that he can feel better about himself.


He posts pics of obese men and suggests they're me.

If you look at the people who live in beach-side suburbs, particularly Bondi, they're ridiculously fit.

He really seems to have issues. I think it's a bit like people who are constantly calling others gay (which he also does).

I think we've just concluded that he's an overweight knob polisher.


What's wrong with being gay?

You're not a homophobe, are you?

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Reply #10 - Feb 24th, 2017 at 6:16pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 6:04pm:
Gordon wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 6:01pm:
UnSubRocky wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 4:59pm:
Unforgiven has no problem abusing people who are overweight. So, I would surmise that he is some overweight/obese shut in that needs to bring people down to his level so that he can feel better about himself.


He posts pics of obese men and suggests they're me.

If you look at the people who live in beach-side suburbs, particularly Bondi, they're ridiculously fit.

He really seems to have issues. I think it's a bit like people who are constantly calling others gay (which he also does).

I think we've just concluded that he's an overweight knob polisher.


What's wrong with being gay?

You're not a homophobe, are you?



Not a thing in the world.

Back in my shiftwork days it was 3 in the morning and I was talking shttt with 2 guys I worked with.

One  guy I knew well, he was an occasional visitor to Vegemite valley, the other guy had only been there a week or 2.

They worked out that each other gay/bi/whatever and one said to the other 'so you mean we've been sitting here all week on night shift not knowing we could be giving each other blowjobs to relieve the boredom?.

It really got me thinking,  imagine if women had the same attitude towards sex that gay guys do.

When straight guys say that gays are disgusting for prowling around public dunnies for sex, ask them this. If you could walk into a park, dunny, department store change room and get a blowey from a reasonably hot woman who didn't even care to know your name, would you?
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Reply #11 - Feb 24th, 2017 at 6:23pm
 
Gordon wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 6:16pm:
... When straight guys say that gays are disgusting for prowling around public dunnies for sex, ask them this. If you could walk into a park, dunny, department store change room and get a blowey from a reasonably hot woman who didn't even care to know your name, would you?


Here Gordon is confusing himself and apologizing for heterosexual men who frequent public toilets in the expectation of getting lucky.

Gordon, there is nothing wrong with your sexuality, whatever that is, or whatever you think it is.

This kettle bells fad is an outlet for gay obese men who seek the company of gay obese men in fitness centres.

That's what muscle building is all about, attracting men.

Here we have the case in point where just the mere subject has caused Gordon and UnsubRocky to couple up.
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Reply #12 - Feb 24th, 2017 at 6:33pm
 
Unforgiven wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 6:23pm:
Gordon wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 6:16pm:
... When straight guys say that gays are disgusting for prowling around public dunnies for sex, ask them this. If you could walk into a park, dunny, department store change room and get a blowey from a reasonably hot woman who didn't even care to know your name, would you?


Here Gordon is confusing himself and apologizing for heterosexual men who frequent public toilets in the expectation of getting lucky.

Gordon, there is nothing wrong with your sexuality, whatever that is, or whatever you think it is.

This kettle bells fad is an outlet for gay obese men who seek the company of gay obese men in fitness centres.

That's what muscle building is all about, attracting men.

Here we have the case in point where just the mere subject has caused Gordon and UnsubRocky to couple up.


If I were gay, I'd be loud and proud about it. You seem to be of an age/culture where shame surrounds ones sexuality. Are you a 65 year old Indian man? Poor you.

Now back to the kettlebells, they're not for building muscle, they're for whole body fitness/core strength.

My invitation to meet at 6am at North Bondi, for you to get out from behind your blue mask is open perpetually. Your move.
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Reply #13 - Feb 24th, 2017 at 6:36pm
 
Gordon wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 6:33pm:
... Are you a 65 year old Indian man?...


Is that Gordon's fantasy image of me?
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Reply #14 - Feb 24th, 2017 at 6:41pm
 
Gordon wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 6:33pm:
Now back to the kettlebells, they're not for building muscle, they're for whole body fitness/core strength.



I'd like to get one, but I'm afraid of throwing it through a window, or the TV.

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Reply #15 - Feb 24th, 2017 at 6:57pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 6:41pm:
Gordon wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 6:33pm:
Now back to the kettlebells, they're not for building muscle, they're for whole body fitness/core strength.



I'd like to get one, but I'm afraid of throwing it through a window, or the TV.



Just don't swing your balls so hard. Easy.
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Reply #16 - Feb 24th, 2017 at 7:00pm
 
Gordon wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 6:57pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 6:41pm:
Gordon wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 6:33pm:
Now back to the kettlebells, they're not for building muscle, they're for whole body fitness/core strength.



I'd like to get one, but I'm afraid of throwing it through a window, or the TV.



Just don't swing your balls so hard. Easy.


That's like telling Trump not to lie so much.

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Reply #17 - Feb 24th, 2017 at 11:34pm
 
Gordon wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 6:01pm:
UnSubRocky wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 4:59pm:
Unforgiven has no problem abusing people who are overweight. So, I would surmise that he is some overweight/obese shut in that needs to bring people down to his level so that he can feel better about himself.


He posts pics of obese men and suggests they're me.

If you look at the people who live in beach-side suburbs, particularly Bondi, they're ridiculously fit.

He really seems to have issues. I think it's a bit like people who are constantly calling others gay (which he also does).

I think we've just concluded that he's an overweight knob polisher.


I figure that he is some guy that lives with his parents. He spends a lot of time behind the computer, probably gaming, probably programming. Has a fondness for fried chicken. Maybe drinks alcohol on occasion, though not a lot. Obese. Thinks he has a lot of friends. Does not have many people who like him. Has mummy issues. Wants to take revenge on every slight someone does to him. Possibly has let his hair grow to shoulder length. Has not run anywhere for a long time. Low vitamin D levels. He probably has some sort of income to pay his board to his parents. Mummy loves him and does not want him to commit suicide. That kind of person.
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Reply #18 - Feb 25th, 2017 at 12:27am
 
UnSubRocky wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 11:34pm:
Gordon wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 6:01pm:
UnSubRocky wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 4:59pm:
Unforgiven has no problem abusing people who are overweight. So, I would surmise that he is some overweight/obese shut in that needs to bring people down to his level so that he can feel better about himself.


He posts pics of obese men and suggests they're me.

If you look at the people who live in beach-side suburbs, particularly Bondi, they're ridiculously fit.

He really seems to have issues. I think it's a bit like people who are constantly calling others gay (which he also does).

I think we've just concluded that he's an overweight knob polisher.


I figure that he is some guy that lives with his parents. He spends a lot of time behind the computer, probably gaming, probably programming. Has a fondness for fried chicken. Maybe drinks alcohol on occasion, though not a lot. Obese. Thinks he has a lot of friends. Does not have many people who like him. Has mummy issues. Wants to take revenge on every slight someone does to him. Possibly has let his hair grow to shoulder length. Has not run anywhere for a long time. Low vitamin D levels. He probably has some sort of income to pay his board to his parents. Mummy loves him and does not want him to commit suicide. That kind of person.


Gordon and UnsubRocky have now paired off. Congratulations.

UnsubRocky's surmise about my characteristics is way off the beam. I am a self-made, wealthy, professional man who no longer needs to work.
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Reply #19 - Feb 25th, 2017 at 4:41pm
 
Unforgiven wrote on Feb 25th, 2017 at 12:27am:
Gordon and UnsubRocky have now paired off. Congratulations.

UnsubRocky's surmise about my characteristics is way off the beam. I am a self-made, wealthy, professional man who no longer needs to work.


Narcissists like you need to continually tell lies to reinforce their deluded self-esteem. What are you doing on a forum if you are a self-made, wealthy professional who no longer needs to work? And why the constant need to irritate and provoke others in nonsensical drivel? I would wonder how your clients ever made you money enough for you to retire? I would bet a mouth like yours would make people walk away shaking their heads in disbelief at you.
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Reply #20 - Mar 6th, 2017 at 4:41pm
 
I went up a weight yesterday ad did a couple of new routines yesterday, and I tweaked my hip flexor.

Was in a bit of pain yesterday but feel fine today.

I've got a 5km run with firstborn scheduled for Wednesday, needs to be better.
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Reply #21 - Mar 14th, 2017 at 5:03pm
 
The hip flexor is all good now. I did a 8km walk this morning that included 5x30sec stair sprints, then a 15min kettlebell routine when I got home.

Damngood!
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Reply #22 - Apr 18th, 2017 at 12:57pm
 
I used the kettlebells at the gym awhile ago and put my back out for a month!!!

You can keep them!!
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Reply #23 - Apr 18th, 2017 at 1:03pm
 
Gordon wrote on Mar 14th, 2017 at 5:03pm:
The hip flexor is all good now. I did a 8km walk this morning that included 5x30sec stair sprints, then a 15min kettlebell routine when I got home.

Damngood!


Have you considered eating and drinking less to control your incipient obesity?

Your body is starting to exhibit signs of systematic collapse. If you injure yourself, the former jelly-like lard which you hardened with kettlebells will jellify again.
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