Setanta
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Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Feb 25 th, 2017 at 12:21am: Setanta wrote on Feb 24 th, 2017 at 8:36pm: Gordon wrote on Feb 24 th, 2017 at 8:35pm: Setanta wrote on Feb 24 th, 2017 at 8:33pm: AiA wrote on Feb 24 th, 2017 at 5:32am: My favourite dumb question is:
"What do I eat to lose weight?" Celery. Coated in cheese and deep fried then dipped in more cheese. Yum. Never had it like that but celery and cheese is yum. ... thus with imagined wing our swift scene flies, in motion of no less celery......... wait a minute... that's CELERITY...... .. imagine you have seen the well-appointed king.. Scene change in Henry V by Shakespeare....Thus with imagined wing our swift scene flies In motion of no less celerity Than that of thought. Suppose that you have seen The well-appointed king at Hampton pier Embark his royalty; and his brave fleet With silken streamers the young Phoebus fanning: Play with your fancies, and in them behold Upon the hempen tackle ship-boys climbing; Hear the shrill whistle which doth order give To sounds confused; behold the threaden sails, Borne with the invisible and creeping wind, Draw the huge bottoms through the furrow'd sea, Breasting the lofty surge: O, do but think You stand upon the ravage and behold A city on the inconstant billows dancing; For so appears this fleet majestical, Holding due course to Harfleur. Follow, follow: Grapple your minds to sternage of this navy, And leave your England, as dead midnight still, Guarded with grandsires, babies and old women, Either past or not arrived to pith and puissance; For who is he, whose chin is but enrich'd With one appearing hair, that will not follow These cull'd and choice-drawn cavaliers to France? Work, work your thoughts, and therein see a siege; Behold the ordnance on their carriages, With fatal mouths gaping on girded Harfleur. Suppose the ambassador from the French comes back; Tells Harry that the king doth offer him Katharine his daughter, and with her, to dowry, Some petty and unprofitable dukedoms. The offer likes not: and the nimble gunner With linstock now the devilish cannon touches,Talk about a fast transit and straight into battle..... never jump without a loaded weapon ready to fight..... I want to be on the same celery as you Grap! You do get paid for this entertaining us don't you?
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