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Reply #15 - Feb 26th, 2017 at 9:00am
 
Unforgiven wrote on Feb 25th, 2017 at 12:53am:
Setanta wrote on Feb 25th, 2017 at 12:50am:
Unforgiven wrote on Feb 25th, 2017 at 12:40am:
The dumbest question:

"Can I ask you a question?"


Absolutely, they should say "may I ask you a question."


My response would be "you already have. Is that all?"


Clearly you're not married.
The answer is:
Of course I love you.
No your bum doesn't look fat.
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Reply #16 - Feb 26th, 2017 at 9:06am
 
Gordon wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 8:35pm:
Setanta wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 8:33pm:
AiA wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 5:32am:
My favourite dumb question is:

"What do I eat to lose weight?"


Celery.


Coated in cheese and deep fried then dipped in more cheese.  Yum.


The Atlantic salmon recipe would work on Celery.
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Reply #17 - Feb 26th, 2017 at 9:10am
 
The answer to the original question.

Eat food, not too much, mostly plants.
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Reply #18 - Feb 26th, 2017 at 9:42am
 
Gordon wrote on Feb 26th, 2017 at 9:10am:
The answer to the original question.

Eat food, not too much, mostly plants. 



Nope. One doesn't eat to lose weight.
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Reply #19 - Feb 26th, 2017 at 9:58am
 
AiA wrote on Feb 26th, 2017 at 9:42am:
Gordon wrote on Feb 26th, 2017 at 9:10am:
The answer to the original question.

Eat food, not too much, mostly plants. 



Nope. One doesn't eat to lose weight.


If you're goal is to be an obnoxious pedant, then perhaps.

When asking "What do I eat to lose weight?" the questioner assumes the answer will include foods to include and exclude and recommended quantities in a diet plan.
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Reply #20 - Feb 28th, 2017 at 10:57pm
 
!tHE ANSWER IS CHILLI- WITH CREAM CHEESE  Cheesy
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