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Feb 24th, 2017 at 5:32am
 
My favourite dumb question is:

"What do I eat to lose weight?"
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Reply #1 - Feb 24th, 2017 at 8:33pm
 
AiA wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 5:32am:
My favourite dumb question is:

"What do I eat to lose weight?"


Celery.
I doubt anyone could eat enough of it to get fat.
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Reply #2 - Feb 24th, 2017 at 8:35pm
 
Setanta wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 8:33pm:
AiA wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 5:32am:
My favourite dumb question is:

"What do I eat to lose weight?"


Celery.


Coated in cheese and deep fried then dipped in more cheese.  Yum.
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Reply #3 - Feb 24th, 2017 at 8:36pm
 
Gordon wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 8:35pm:
Setanta wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 8:33pm:
AiA wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 5:32am:
My favourite dumb question is:

"What do I eat to lose weight?"


Celery.


Coated in cheese and deep fried then dipped in more cheese.  Yum.


Never had it like that but celery and cheese is yum.
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Reply #4 - Feb 24th, 2017 at 8:41pm
 
Setanta wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 8:36pm:
Gordon wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 8:35pm:
Setanta wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 8:33pm:
AiA wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 5:32am:
My favourite dumb question is:

"What do I eat to lose weight?"


Celery.


Coated in cheese and deep fried then dipped in more cheese.  Yum.


Never had it like that but celery and cheese is yum.


I just made that up so Unfirgiv has another  opportunity to call me fat.  Smiley

As a kid we used to dip celery in jelly (jam) and peanut butter. Can't do that anymore.

A moment on the lips forever on the hips!
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Reply #5 - Feb 25th, 2017 at 12:21am
 
Setanta wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 8:36pm:
Gordon wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 8:35pm:
Setanta wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 8:33pm:
AiA wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 5:32am:
My favourite dumb question is:

"What do I eat to lose weight?"


Celery.


Coated in cheese and deep fried then dipped in more cheese.  Yum.


Never had it like that but celery and cheese is yum.



... thus with imagined wing our swift scene flies, in motion of no less celery......... wait a minute... that's CELERITY......

.. imagine you have seen the well-appointed king..

Scene change in Henry V by Shakespeare....

Thus with imagined wing our swift scene flies
In motion of no less celerity
Than that of thought. Suppose that you have seen
The well-appointed king at Hampton pier
Embark his royalty; and his brave fleet
With silken streamers the young Phoebus fanning:
Play with your fancies, and in them behold
Upon the hempen tackle ship-boys climbing;
Hear the shrill whistle which doth order give
To sounds confused; behold the threaden sails,
Borne with the invisible and creeping wind,
Draw the huge bottoms through the furrow'd sea,
Breasting the lofty surge: O, do but think
You stand upon the ravage and behold
A city on the inconstant billows dancing;
For so appears this fleet majestical,
Holding due course to Harfleur. Follow, follow:
Grapple your minds to sternage of this navy,
And leave your England, as dead midnight still,
Guarded with grandsires, babies and old women,
Either past or not arrived to pith and puissance;
For who is he, whose chin is but enrich'd
With one appearing hair, that will not follow
These cull'd and choice-drawn cavaliers to France?
Work, work your thoughts, and therein see a siege;
Behold the ordnance on their carriages,
With fatal mouths gaping on girded Harfleur.
Suppose the ambassador from the French comes back;
Tells Harry that the king doth offer him
Katharine his daughter, and with her, to dowry,
Some petty and unprofitable dukedoms.
The offer likes not: and the nimble gunner
With linstock now the devilish cannon touches,


Talk about a fast transit and straight into battle.....  never jump without a loaded weapon ready to fight.....

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Reply #6 - Feb 25th, 2017 at 12:25am
 
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Feb 25th, 2017 at 12:21am:
Setanta wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 8:36pm:
Gordon wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 8:35pm:
Setanta wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 8:33pm:
AiA wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 5:32am:
My favourite dumb question is:

"What do I eat to lose weight?"


Celery.


Coated in cheese and deep fried then dipped in more cheese.  Yum.


Never had it like that but celery and cheese is yum.



... thus with imagined wing our swift scene flies, in motion of no less celery......... wait a minute... that's CELERITY......

.. imagine you have seen the well-appointed king..

Scene change in Henry V by Shakespeare....

Thus with imagined wing our swift scene flies
In motion of no less celerity
Than that of thought. Suppose that you have seen
The well-appointed king at Hampton pier
Embark his royalty; and his brave fleet
With silken streamers the young Phoebus fanning:
Play with your fancies, and in them behold
Upon the hempen tackle ship-boys climbing;
Hear the shrill whistle which doth order give
To sounds confused; behold the threaden sails,
Borne with the invisible and creeping wind,
Draw the huge bottoms through the furrow'd sea,
Breasting the lofty surge: O, do but think
You stand upon the ravage and behold
A city on the inconstant billows dancing;
For so appears this fleet majestical,
Holding due course to Harfleur. Follow, follow:
Grapple your minds to sternage of this navy,
And leave your England, as dead midnight still,
Guarded with grandsires, babies and old women,
Either past or not arrived to pith and puissance;
For who is he, whose chin is but enrich'd
With one appearing hair, that will not follow
These cull'd and choice-drawn cavaliers to France?
Work, work your thoughts, and therein see a siege;
Behold the ordnance on their carriages,
With fatal mouths gaping on girded Harfleur.
Suppose the ambassador from the French comes back;
Tells Harry that the king doth offer him
Katharine his daughter, and with her, to dowry,
Some petty and unprofitable dukedoms.
The offer likes not: and the nimble gunner
With linstock now the devilish cannon touches,


Talk about a fast transit and straight into battle.....  never jump without a loaded weapon ready to fight.....



I want to be on the same celery as you Grap! You do get paid for this entertaining us don't you?

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Reply #7 - Feb 25th, 2017 at 12:40am
 
The dumbest question:

"Can I ask you a question?"
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Reply #8 - Feb 25th, 2017 at 12:45am
 
AiA wrote on Feb 24th, 2017 at 5:32am:
My favourite dumb question is:

"What do I eat to lose weight?"


This! Grabs head and face plants it into crotch. Less calories than celery if you don't swallow.
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Reply #9 - Feb 25th, 2017 at 12:50am
 
Unforgiven wrote on Feb 25th, 2017 at 12:40am:
The dumbest question:

"Can I ask you a question?"


Absolutely, they should say "may I ask you a question."
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Reply #10 - Feb 25th, 2017 at 12:53am
 
Setanta wrote on Feb 25th, 2017 at 12:50am:
Unforgiven wrote on Feb 25th, 2017 at 12:40am:
The dumbest question:

"Can I ask you a question?"


Absolutely, they should say "may I ask you a question."


My response would be "you already have. Is that all?"
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Reply #11 - Feb 25th, 2017 at 12:54am
 
Unforgiven wrote on Feb 25th, 2017 at 12:53am:
Setanta wrote on Feb 25th, 2017 at 12:50am:
Unforgiven wrote on Feb 25th, 2017 at 12:40am:
The dumbest question:

"Can I ask you a question?"


Absolutely, they should say "may I ask you a question."


My response would be "you already have. Is that all?"


You are in fact correct but one should be polite in asking.

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Reply #12 - Feb 25th, 2017 at 11:15pm
 
Unforgiven wrote on Feb 25th, 2017 at 12:40am:
The dumbest question:

"Can I ask you a question?"


Raven's done that. It's annoying when they say "what is it?"

"Can Raven ask you a question"

"What is it?"

"It's an interrogative statement designed to test knowledge, but that's not important right now."
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Raven would rather ask questions that may never be answered, then accept answers which must never be questioned.
 
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Reply #13 - Feb 25th, 2017 at 11:22pm
 
Raven wrote on Feb 25th, 2017 at 11:15pm:
Unforgiven wrote on Feb 25th, 2017 at 12:40am:
The dumbest question:

"Can I ask you a question?"


Raven's done that. It's annoying when they say "what is it?"

"Can Raven ask you a question"

"What is it?"

"It's an interrogative statement designed to test knowledge, but that's not important right now."


You didn't ask permission to ask your question, it should be can I ask you a question first in response to can I ask you a question however in both cases as pointed out you already have so the correction should be can I ask you 2 questions on both occasions.

I would assume that you want to know the question before you answer to allow an educated negative reply to the original question of can I ask 2 questions.
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Reply #14 - Feb 25th, 2017 at 11:34pm
 
Dnarever wrote on Feb 25th, 2017 at 11:22pm:
Raven wrote on Feb 25th, 2017 at 11:15pm:
Unforgiven wrote on Feb 25th, 2017 at 12:40am:
The dumbest question:

"Can I ask you a question?"


Raven's done that. It's annoying when they say "what is it?"

"Can Raven ask you a question"

"What is it?"

"It's an interrogative statement designed to test knowledge, but that's not important right now."


You didn't ask permission to ask your question, it should be can I ask you a question first in response to can I ask you a question however in both cases as pointed out you already have so the correction should be can I ask you 2 questions on both occasions.

I would assume that you want to know the question before you answer to allow an educated negative reply to the original question of can I ask 2 questions.


Perhaps we should all learn to say since I've taken the liberty to ask a question of you, may I ask you another?
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