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bogarde73
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Looney left rewrite classic love song
Dec 7th, 2016 at 6:06am
 
The LWNJs, egged on by Mother Russia at HuffPo, have butchered a classic love song for their warped ideological purposes.

The great song "Baby it's cold outside" (my favourite version was Betty Carter & Ray Charles) starts with the llines:
Girl- I really can't stay
Boy- Baby it's cold outside

This becomes, in politically correct NewSpeak:
I really can't stay
Baby I'm fine with that

When she sings: I ought to say no,no,no
the sad snowflakes decide an appropriate response from the guy would be: You reserve the right to say no.

What they do with the lines:
Say, what's in this drink
&
What's the sense in hurting my pride,

. . .I haven't found out.

The cultural revisionists just want to destroy the age of innocence and replace it with a message of look for the darkness.

I better look for my old vinyl copy before the Thought Police bang on the door, as I know they inevitably will.
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Reply #1 - Dec 7th, 2016 at 6:57am
 


Bogee, I put this down to too much plastic getting into our drinking water causing our young ones to have ambiguous genders.

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Reply #2 - Dec 7th, 2016 at 7:59am
 



Too many [wanna-be] girls with dicks.

And too many girls [i.e. persons with a 'soft spot'] with penilephobia.


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"....And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead."
Luke 16:31
 
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Reply #3 - Dec 7th, 2016 at 8:42am
 
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Our esteemed leader:
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.
 
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Reply #4 - Dec 7th, 2016 at 9:38am
 


At #3,         LOL.


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Reply #5 - Dec 7th, 2016 at 1:40pm
 
TRIGGER ALERT!TRIGGER ALERT!TRIGGER ALERT!
SAFE ROOMS NOW OPEN!

This song could have lyrics which offend by implying male domination, female submission, anti-feminist ideology and date-rape.

" I really can't stay, baby, it's cold outside
I've got to go away, oh darlin' it's cold outside
This evening has been, just hoping that you'd drop in
So very nice, I'll hold your hands they're just like ice

My mother will start to worry, beautiful, what's your hurry
My father will be pacing the floor, listen to that fireplace roar
So really I'd better scurry, oh beautiful, please don't hurry
Well, maybe just a half a drink more
Why don't you put some music on while I pour

The neighbors will think, baby, it's bad out there
Say, what's in this drink, there's no cabs to be had out there
I wish I knew how, your eyes are like starlight now
To break this spell, I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell

I ought to say no, sir, mind if I move in a little closer
At least I'm gonna say that I tried
Oh, what's the sense in hurting my pride
I really can't stay, baby don't hold out, ah, but it's cold outside

I simply must go, baby, it's cold outside
Oh, the answer is no, oh darlin', it's cold outside
This welcome has been, lucky that you dropped in
So nice and warm, look out that window at that storm

My sister will be suspicious, please but your lips look so delicious
My brother will be there at the door, waves upon a tropical shore
My maiden aunt's mind is vicious, oh but your lips look delicious
Well, maybe just a half a drink more
They was never such a blizzard before

Ooh, I got to go home, baby, you'll freeze out there
Say, lend me your coat, it's up to your knees out there
You've really been grand, I trill when you touch my hand
But don't you see, how can you do this thing to me

There's bound to be talk tomorrow, think of my lifelong sorrow
At least there will be plenty implied, if you caught pneumonia and died
I really can't stay, get over that old out
Ah, but it's cold outside, ah, but it's cold outside



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