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'Er Majesty, one fine day while walking the Palace, was overheard to mumble.. "Will No-one rid me of this troublesome Princess?".
A watching ear (I know - I know) got back to Loyal MI-6, who pondered deep and long into the dark of the night to find a solution..... finally a bright spark leap up, and said,
"Why not get in touch with our good mates in Mossad stationed in Paris - who are adept at knocking off uppity Ay-rabs and such - they can find a neat and timely way of getting rid of this Dodo hanging about the Princess' neck, and thus save the Realm from never-ending scandal!"
Sage heads nodded at the lightning bright simplicity of it....
And so it was done.... and lo .... upon the fullness of time, a mighty team of highly-trained agents positioned themselves to catch The Dodo's car as it leapt into the darkness of a Parisian night.. their prime mover being the motor cycle which could so easily be moved in traffic ......
As the Dodo's car entered a tunnel under Paris, the motor cycle sped ahead and cut in front of the car, and the Man In Back (not to be confused with a Man In Black) flashed his super-bright light into the eyes of the driver several times (as clearly seen in photos which will give you the angle of the light as well, which would seem to have been LOWER than a Man In Back would hold it.... indicating a fixed instrument on either a motor cycle or a car........), and the driver, mightily confused for a second or two, swerved to avoid the vehicle in front while dazzled, and struck a pillar of the Parisian community (but not that kind of pillar)....
Emergency services, finding not just The Dodo (to whom they immediately issued a fatal shot of morphine) inside, but The Princess - still alive as she was, hustled to find her body double, spirited The Princess away to The Caymans where she recovered from her injuries and lives now next door to Elvis.... slipped the body double a Mickey Finn, and then put it about that The Princess had died in the crash... even going so far as to hold a mock funeral with empty casket.....
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