Employer- Hello , can I help you?
Ms Coon- Hi I'm here for the job .
Employer- OK fine. What's your qualifications?
Ms Coon- I have a degree in Indigenous Astronomy.
Employer- What does that entail then?
Ms Coon- Well about 50,000 years ago a goanna made it with a thorny devil and the thorny devil farted and the gas floated up into the sky and exploded and the milky way was formed. Aboriginal hunters navigated in the dark by pointing a thorny devils asshole towards the sky which activated solar illumination........and
Employer- SHUT UP!!!!!!
Ms Coon- So have I got the job
Employer- Yes dear. You start tomorrow adding the gherkins to the cheeseburgers.
Ms Coon- What time?
Employer- 6am.
Ms Coon- I'll get back to you. I usually don't wake to 1pm. I'm an aborigine.
Employer- Oh, I see. The ABC is around the corner. They'll give you a job pissing off white people.
(Ms Coon thinking to herself) I've finally found my calling.