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Unforgiven Gold Member Offline I have sinned Posts: 8879 Gender:	Re: Have a look at Jolie's arm, hands, and fingers Reply #15 - Sep 21^st, 2016 at 3:21pm Lord Herbert wrote on Sep 21^st, 2016 at 3:00pm: miketrees wrote on Sep 21^st, 2016 at 1:21pm: If I found AJ in my bed it would be. No mucking about you have 48 hours to be out of there! That's a depressing thought. Belgarion would be jealous? This is more Herbert's speed:
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Reply #16 - Sep 21^st, 2016 at 3:27pm

Brad and Angelina have split and she is wanting D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

Seems Brad has been having a bit of a fling with his current movie star ....

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-09-21/angelina-jolie-brad-pitt-divorce/7863644

When will females learn that taking another woman's bloke is NOT a conquest. IF you were able to steal him away ... expect it to happen to yourself.

No doubt Jennifer Aniston is laughing her head off. Angelina stole Brad off her ... "karma"?

Never, ever, think that stealing another person's wife/husband will not come back and bite you.

No sympathy for females who think they can use their feminine wiles on somebody else's husband or boyfriend.

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Lord Herbert Gold Member Offline Posts: 34441 Gender:	Re: Have a look at Jolie's arm, hands, and fingers Reply #17 - Sep 21^st, 2016 at 6:31pm John Smith wrote on Sep 21^st, 2016 at 1:36pm: any suggestions on how I can keep the wife away for that 48hrs? Eat a lot of raw garlic.
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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 72209 Gender:	Re: Have a look at Jolie's arm, hands, and fingers Reply #18 - Sep 21^st, 2016 at 7:38pm Lord Herbert wrote on Sep 21^st, 2016 at 6:31pm: John Smith wrote on Sep 21^st, 2016 at 1:36pm: any suggestions on how I can keep the wife away for that 48hrs? Eat a lot of raw garlic. you kidding? she's Romanian, she was weaned on garlic
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Black Orchid Gold Member Offline Posts: 5798 Gender:	Re: Have a look at Jolie's arm, hands, and fingers Reply #19 - Sep 21^st, 2016 at 8:02pm Personally, I don't find Jolie attractive. She has a really hard looking edge about her. Now Brad on the other hand
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Reply #20 - Sep 21^st, 2016 at 8:10pm

John Smith wrote on Sep 21^st, 2016 at 7:38pm:

Lord Herbert wrote on Sep 21^st, 2016 at 6:31pm:

John Smith wrote on Sep 21^st, 2016 at 1:36pm:

any suggestions on how I can keep the wife away for that 48hrs? Cheesy

Eat a lot of raw garlic.

you kidding? she's Romanian, she was weaned on garlic Cheesy

O Jesus.

You're wife's Romanian? What the hell were you thinking of?

You were supposed to marry an Italian girl called 'Maria' and have a big Fat Italian wedding followed by a whole series of Big Fat Italian bambinos! If I was your mama I would have broken your face-er!!

Italians are notorious for not straying from their own community - so what happened, John? Where did you go wrong? WHY did you fall foul of this 'multicultural' bullshit? WHY did you betray Your People?

ANSWER THE QUESTION!

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Lord Herbert Gold Member Offline Posts: 34441 Gender:	Re: Have a look at Jolie's arm, hands, and fingers Reply #21 - Sep 21^st, 2016 at 8:12pm Black Orchid wrote on Sep 21^st, 2016 at 8:02pm: Personally, I don't find Jolie attractive. She has a really hard looking edge about her. Now Brad on the other hand You women! Sex is all you think about.
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Black Orchid Gold Member Offline Posts: 5798 Gender:	Re: Have a look at Jolie's arm, hands, and fingers Reply #22 - Sep 21^st, 2016 at 8:16pm Lord Herbert wrote on Sep 21^st, 2016 at 8:12pm: Black Orchid wrote on Sep 21^st, 2016 at 8:02pm: Personally, I don't find Jolie attractive. She has a really hard looking edge about her. Now Brad on the other hand You women! Sex is all you think about. 5 lashes for me
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Reply #23 - Sep 21^st, 2016 at 8:36pm

Lord Herbert wrote on Sep 21^st, 2016 at 8:10pm:

John Smith wrote on Sep 21^st, 2016 at 7:38pm:

Lord Herbert wrote on Sep 21^st, 2016 at 6:31pm:

John Smith wrote on Sep 21^st, 2016 at 1:36pm:

any suggestions on how I can keep the wife away for that 48hrs? Cheesy

Eat a lot of raw garlic.

you kidding? she's Romanian, she was weaned on garlic Cheesy

O Jesus.

You're wife's Romanian? What the hell were you thinking of?

You were supposed to marry an Italian girl called 'Maria' and have a big Fat Italian wedding followed by a whole series of Big Fat Italian bambinos! If I was your mama I would have broken your face-er!!

Italians are notorious for not straying from their own community - so what happened, John? Where did you go wrong? WHY did you fall foul of this 'multicultural' bullshit? WHY did you betray Your People?

ANSWER THE QUESTION!

I'm not quite crazy enough to have married an Italian, sure, most have lovely tits, but boy do you pay when they get upset Cheesy

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Our esteemed leader:
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 72209 Gender:	Re: Have a look at Jolie's arm, hands, and fingers Reply #24 - Sep 21^st, 2016 at 8:37pm Black Orchid wrote on Sep 21^st, 2016 at 8:16pm: Embarrassed 5 lashes for me are they to be delivered by Brad or Herb?
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Black Orchid Gold Member Offline Posts: 5798 Gender:	Re: Have a look at Jolie's arm, hands, and fingers Reply #25 - Sep 21^st, 2016 at 8:46pm Herb is too nice to hurt me
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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 72209 Gender:	Re: Have a look at Jolie's arm, hands, and fingers Reply #26 - Sep 21^st, 2016 at 8:51pm Black Orchid wrote on Sep 21^st, 2016 at 8:46pm: Herb is too nice to hurt me it's the nice quiet ones you have to look out for.
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Black Orchid Gold Member Offline Posts: 5798 Gender:	Re: Have a look at Jolie's arm, hands, and fingers Reply #27 - Sep 21^st, 2016 at 8:52pm John Smith wrote on Sep 21^st, 2016 at 8:51pm: Black Orchid wrote on Sep 21^st, 2016 at 8:46pm: Herb is too nice to hurt me it's the nice quiet ones you have to look out for. More than likely but I reckon I could handle Herb. He is a gentleman
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Reply #28 - Sep 21^st, 2016 at 8:54pm

Black Orchid wrote on Sep 21^st, 2016 at 8:16pm:

Lord Herbert wrote on Sep 21^st, 2016 at 8:12pm:

Black Orchid wrote on Sep 21^st, 2016 at 8:02pm:

Personally, I don't find Jolie attractive. She has a really hard looking edge about her.

Now Brad on the other hand Cheesy

You women! Sex is all you think about.

5 lashes for me Wink

... and for me too! Your place of mine? Shocked

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Lord Herbert Gold Member Offline Posts: 34441 Gender:	Re: Have a look at Jolie's arm, hands, and fingers Reply #29 - Sep 21^st, 2016 at 8:59pm Black Orchid wrote on Sep 21^st, 2016 at 8:46pm: Herb is too nice to hurt me
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