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Aug 26th, 2016 at 12:59pm
 
Won $50 grand last night - on a free game with no cash involved.... only way to do it.
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Reply #2 - Aug 26th, 2016 at 1:19pm
 
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Aug 26th, 2016 at 12:59pm:
Won $50 grand last night - on a free game with no cash involved.... only way to do it. 



good on ya.
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Reply #3 - Aug 26th, 2016 at 1:37pm
 
DiD they actuality pay money into your bank account or give you credit for a Russian porn site where if you log in they'll hack your life and steal your cat?
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Gordon wrote on Aug 26th, 2016 at 1:37pm:
DiD they actuality pay money into your bank account or give you credit for a Russian porn site where if you log in they'll hack your life and steal your cat?


Nah - you have to sign up and make a deposit before they'll pay you anything.  I just played for free and won nothing solid.

Winning $50k in non-cash on pokies is a lot like my drop-line - "Now in my ONE international Rugby match against New Zealand" .... *ears prick up, heads turn at bar* ... "at a youth camp way back....."

I DO keep getting spam asking if I want good Russian girl...... Uncle Ivan's Greater Moskva Emigration and Dating Service (not aligned with Russian Mafia)....
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Reply #5 - Aug 26th, 2016 at 2:13pm
 
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Aug 26th, 2016 at 2:03pm:
Gordon wrote on Aug 26th, 2016 at 1:37pm:
DiD they actuality pay money into your bank account or give you credit for a Russian porn site where if you log in they'll hack your life and steal your cat?


Nah - you have to sign up and make a deposit before they'll pay you anything.  I just played for free and won nothing solid.

Winning $50k in non-cash on pokies is a lot like my drop-line - "Now in my ONE international Rugby match against New Zealand" .... *ears prick up, heads turn at bar* ... "at a youth camp way back....."

I DO keep getting spam asking if I want good Russian girl...... Uncle Ivan's Greater Moskva Emigration and Dating Service (not aligned with Russian Mafia)....


Yup that's their hook to get you feeling the excitement off winning.  Before you know it you'll have signed up with your bank details,  lost it all and you'll be squeegee guy at the traffic lights
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Reply #6 - Aug 26th, 2016 at 4:00pm
 
it sounds like that skpye I keep getting telling me this guy has a million dollars in a Bank account belonging to a guy who is now dead and had the same name as mine but no rellies....... would I consider sharing  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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Reply #7 - Aug 26th, 2016 at 9:57pm
 
cods wrote on Aug 26th, 2016 at 4:00pm:
it sounds like that skpye I keep getting telling me this guy has a million dollars in a Bank account belonging to a guy who is now dead and had the same name as mine but no rellies....... would I consider sharing  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes



I won EuroLotto for a couple of million Euros - they wanted my bank details just to check, and I said send cheque to my home address, I'll sort it out with the bank.  The ex got phone calls from the ATO telling her she was in deep sheet (she was in Deep Creek not sheet) over her tax returns (she doesn't send one in) and she should give up bank details immediately or face prosecution.  And I'm still waiting for my several million Euro inheritance along with the family schloss that I am the only surviving member of family able to inherit (could be true in the case of the Hamburg Jews of whom none survived WWII, the big one).... they must be tied down with European red tape - been nearly two years now.

My African lady friend with cancer and a massive bank account lying fallow due to her husband's (the country treasurer or similar) death, meaning the funds are tied up and if I launder them I'll get 10% of 3-400 million.... well, she must have died, it seems.

The girl I was internet chatting with in Malbun has been kidnapped by crazed khat-chewing Muslims at last report and needs me to bail her out - I'm broke so she's probably lost her head by now... sorry 'bout that.....

You get all kinds.
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Reply #8 - Aug 27th, 2016 at 8:12am
 
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Aug 26th, 2016 at 9:57pm:
cods wrote on Aug 26th, 2016 at 4:00pm:
it sounds like that skpye I keep getting telling me this guy has a million dollars in a Bank account belonging to a guy who is now dead and had the same name as mine but no rellies....... would I consider sharing  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes



I won EuroLotto for a couple of million Euros - they wanted my bank details just to check, and I said send cheque to my home address, I'll sort it out with the bank.  The ex got phone calls from the ATO telling her she was in deep sheet (she was in Deep Creek not sheet) over her tax returns (she doesn't send one in) and she should give up bank details immediately or face prosecution.  And I'm still waiting for my several million Euro inheritance along with the family schloss that I am the only surviving member of family able to inherit (could be true in the case of the Hamburg Jews of whom none survived WWII, the big one).... they must be tied down with European red tape - been nearly two years now.

My African lady friend with cancer and a massive bank account lying fallow due to her husband's (the country treasurer or similar) death, meaning the funds are tied up and if I launder them I'll get 10% of 3-400 million.... well, she must have died, it seems.

The girl I was internet chatting with in Malbun has been kidnapped by crazed khat-chewing Muslims at last report and needs me to bail her out - I'm broke so she's probably lost her head by now... sorry 'bout that.....

You get all kinds.



Maybe someone should tell the Brisbane City Council Grap - they got scammed for nearly half a mil.
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Reply #9 - Aug 31st, 2016 at 9:43pm
 
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Aug 26th, 2016 at 12:59pm:
Won $50 grand last night - on a free game with no cash involved.... only way to do it.


Of course, you are going to 'win' that sort of prize, when you are not getting paid the prize money. When you sign up, they will squeeze you for all you are worth, as long as  you persist.
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Reply #10 - Aug 31st, 2016 at 9:45pm
 
If I kept count of how much money I win on the pokies at the pub, I would estimate that I have come out a couple hundred dollars better off than what I have invested. That would include a $500 win one night a few years ago.

The tax department, however, issued me with a bill for my tax return. I was earning too much money at work, and not paying much tax. And I was getting Centrelink, for which I did not think I needed to pay tax. So, the online gamble for me is when I declare my income and hope they don't bill me for some trivial matter
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