Australian Politics Forum - Australian Rednecks and American Rednecks

Sprintcyclist Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 39522 Gender:	Australian Rednecks and American Rednecks May 4^th, 2016 at 1:22pm I was discussing the other night what the major differences between American and Australian Rednecks is. Post your ideas .............
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Sprintcyclist Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 39522 Gender:	Re: Australian Rednecks and American Rednecks Reply #1 - May 4^th, 2016 at 1:24pm 1/ Australian Rednecks have the ubiquitous tattoo........... 'Such is Life'
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innocentbystander. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 4723 Gender:	Re: Australian Rednecks and American Rednecks Reply #2 - May 4^th, 2016 at 2:06pm American rednecks have all of their teeth missing, Aussie rednecks only have half of their teeth missing, thanks to the government dental scheme.
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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 72269 Gender:	Re: Australian Rednecks and American Rednecks Reply #3 - May 4^th, 2016 at 2:13pm we don't have rednecks ... we have Bogans.
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Marla Gold Member Offline I really hate you Posts: 12855 Colorado Gender:	Re: Australian Rednecks and American Rednecks Reply #4 - May 4^th, 2016 at 2:14pm Rednecks never have ideas. Differences are...well, in America they have bigger trailer parks AND guns. It's still a toss up on obesity and mullets.
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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Australian Rednecks and American Rednecks Reply #5 - May 4^th, 2016 at 2:17pm What's the difference between and American and Australian hipsters?? Or American and Australian blacks??
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Reply #6 - May 4^th, 2016 at 2:21pm

Mr Hammer wrote on May 4^th, 2016 at 2:17pm:

What's the difference between and American and Australian hipster males?? Or American and Australian blacks??

Australian hipsters males are nerds so they grow a beard to look like a proper man. American hipster males cop it in the ass but keep it hidden. American blacks are dumb and criminal. Australian blacks are dumb and criminal but too lazy to get off their asses to do crime.

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Marla Gold Member Offline I really hate you Posts: 12855 Colorado Gender:	Re: Australian Rednecks and American Rednecks Reply #7 - May 4^th, 2016 at 2:24pm Mr Hammer wrote on May 4^th, 2016 at 2:17pm: What's the difference between and American and Australian hipsters?? Um, this:
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Yadda Gold Member Offline Posts: 20977 A cat with a view	Re: Australian Rednecks and American Rednecks Reply #8 - May 4^th, 2016 at 2:25pm Marla beat me to it..... American rednecks have the US constitution and 2nd Amendment rights. Aussie rednecks only have the Aussie government to 'protect us' [......i.e. to bury us, after violent criminal assault].
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Reply #9 - May 4^th, 2016 at 2:26pm

Marla wrote on May 4^th, 2016 at 2:24pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on May 4^th, 2016 at 2:17pm:

What's the difference between and American and Australian hipsters??

Um, this:
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--AbavrIEX--/18ha02cpzajf0jpg....

Hey Marla, has he plonked his typewriter down for everybody to see because he thinks it makes himself look more interesting and intellectual??

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Marla Gold Member Offline I really hate you Posts: 12855 Colorado Gender:	Re: Australian Rednecks and American Rednecks Reply #10 - May 4^th, 2016 at 2:36pm Oh, what little you know about the American hipster. That guy is most likely a product of suburban capitalism and both his parents most likely earn over $80,000 a year. That's how American hipsters who never work can afford to live so "vintage" like they do.
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Fuzzball Gold Member Offline Posts: 6381 Australia Gender:	Re: Australian Rednecks and American Rednecks Reply #11 - May 4^th, 2016 at 2:56pm Good Old Boys ride their horse, Rednecks ride their cousin. Simples......
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Vic Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 8213 Melbourne Victoria Gender:	Re: Australian Rednecks and American Rednecks Reply #12 - May 4^th, 2016 at 4:41pm Seriously American!
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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: Australian Rednecks and American Rednecks Reply #13 - May 4^th, 2016 at 4:46pm Marla wrote on May 4^th, 2016 at 2:14pm: Rednecks never have ideas. Differences are...well, in America they have bigger trailer parks AND guns. http://geekologie.com/2015/09/04/gun-names.jpg It's still a toss up on obesity and mullets. is that the family marion???>.. nice looking group.
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Neferti Gold Member Offline Posts: 7965 Canberra Gender:	Re: Australian Rednecks and American Rednecks Reply #14 - May 4^th, 2016 at 5:18pm Vic wrote on May 4^th, 2016 at 4:41pm: Seriously American! Which one is The Mother?
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