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May 2nd, 2016 at 9:41am
 
Freediver; don't kiss that fish!

Fish bestiality perverts be warned.

Fat gutted, sweaty Barnaby Joyce is in charge of this project.

Could this portend the zombie apocalypse. Remember the cane toad and other environmental disasters created as a cure for other undesirable conditions. Who could possibly have confidence in a Barnaby Joyce project.

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/may/01/australia-budget-2016-15m-era...

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Tuesday’s federal budget will include funding for a $15m for a national carp control plan in an attempt to eradicate Australia’s worst freshwater feral pest, the government announced on Sunday.

The plan includes the staged release of the carp-specific herpes virus in the Murray-Darling basin. CSIRO scientists have been testing the virus in Australian native fish species and other animals found along the river for the past seven years and have established that it is safe to release into the ecosystem without harming other species.

The virus affects the carp’s skin and kidneys, takes about seven days to have a noticeable effect and, once it takes hold, usually kills the fish within 24 hours.

A joint ministerial taskforce will finalise the national plan and includes the minister for industry, innovation and science, Christopher Pyne, the deputy prime minister, Barnaby Joyce, and the minister for the environment, Greg Hunt.

“The common carp is a nasty pest in our waterways and makes up 80% of fish biomass in the Murray Darling Basin,” Pyne said.

“Anyone who loves the Murray knows what damage the carp have caused to the river environment over many years. The Invasive Animals Cooperative Research Centre and the CSIRO have made significant progress evaluating a viral biological control agent, we know that it works, we know it’s completely safe, now we need to plan the best way to roll it out.”

Joyce said the economic impact of carp was estimated at $500m a year, mostly in regional Australia, and especially along the Murray River.

Current control measures, including trapping, commercial fishing and exclusion, were expensive and largely ineffective at controlling carp over large areas or for any length of time, he said.

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Carp also threaten others species by making water turbid, causing erosion and out-competing native fish for food and resources.

The Australian Conservation Foundation described the funding and staged release of the virus as “a good first step”. The foundation’s healthy ecosystems program manager, Jonathan La Nauze, said the funding would enable the community consultation and planning required to ensure the virus was released safely and without unwanted impacts on river communities.

But releasing the virus alone would be a wasted opportunity if it was not supported by other native fish recovery measures that were underfunded, he said.

“The legacy of past mismanagement in the Murray-Darling is that 21 out of the 23 major river valleys are in poor or very poor health, according to the Sustainable Rivers Audit,” La Nauze said.

“Carp thrive in this kind of degraded environment – in fact they make it worse by turning over the river bed, eroding the banks and literally muddying the water.

“Controlling carp must go hand-in-hand with rehabilitating riverbanks, making irrigation infrastructure fish-friendly and, of course, the release of environmental flows.”
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Reply #2 - May 2nd, 2016 at 4:49pm
 
Barnaby is in charge , we want a cure not a pandemic
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Reply #3 - May 2nd, 2016 at 4:56pm
 
Jew herpes as well.

Remember I said Israel has a bio-wep that can take out Ay-Rabs?
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Reply #4 - May 2nd, 2016 at 6:02pm
 
... and in the year 2019, the Decline of Oz was hastened by the arrival of the mutated strain of super herpes, which devastated Canberra, creating a temporary bonus and breathing space for the ROA (Rest Of Australia) State, whose leader then began the desperate search for a cure.........
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Reply #5 - May 2nd, 2016 at 6:41pm
 
As Barnaby said, the carp is the leftard of the river system.
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Reply #7 - May 3rd, 2016 at 2:57am
 
Did you go swimming in the Murray Darling, Sven?
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Reply #8 - May 3rd, 2016 at 10:01am
 
UnSubRocky wrote on May 3rd, 2016 at 2:57am:
Did you go swimming in the Murray Darling, Sven?


Was Unsubrocky the donor of the Herpes virus?
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Reply #9 - May 5th, 2016 at 1:14am
 
Svengali wrote on May 3rd, 2016 at 10:01am:
UnSubRocky wrote on May 3rd, 2016 at 2:57am:
Did you go swimming in the Murray Darling, Sven?


Was Unsubrocky the donor of the Herpes virus?


No. You were.
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Reply #10 - May 5th, 2016 at 1:44am
 
Great - just great.....

Now if the Guv releases a carp-specific herpes virus...... based on expert opinion......

I have some serious problems with government control and with expert opinion..... after all - expert opinion says we should have the lowest PCA in the Civilised World and cop a $1000 fine and licence destruction for it and a criminal record ..... when all others IN THE CIVILISED WORLD - require 0.08 and some clear evidence of not driving straight... and consider 0.05 a misdemeanour.....

Come in, Spinners....  I got more.....

You wanna know more about 'government' in this country and its overweaning desire to adopt total control over The People?

Come in, Spinners....
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Reply #11 - May 5th, 2016 at 1:27pm
 
The Australian government already doomed Australia by releasing multiply-diseased, pox-encrusted, brain dead denizen Unsubrocky on unsuspecting punters.
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Reply #12 - May 5th, 2016 at 1:34pm
 
Svengali wrote on May 5th, 2016 at 1:27pm:
The Australian government already doomed Australia by releasing multiply-diseased, pox-encrusted, brain dead denizen Unsubrocky on unsuspecting punters.


You'll be Okay then, you're already infected.


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Reply #13 - May 5th, 2016 at 1:36pm
 
Fuzzball wrote on May 5th, 2016 at 1:34pm:
Svengali wrote on May 5th, 2016 at 1:27pm:
The Australian government already doomed Australia by releasing multiply-diseased, pox-encrusted, brain dead denizen Unsubrocky on unsuspecting punters.


You'll be Okay then, you're already infected.



It doesn't spread by internet, dolt!
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Re: Australian government to release herpes virus
Reply #14 - May 5th, 2016 at 1:47pm
 
So, will the government also POST the virus to all Labor Politicians?
Or, will they also include "River Snail Mail Postage", to all leftist supporters?
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