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Tall Tales
May 1^st, 2016 at 3:47pm

Leaning against the fence, just outside my back gate, stands a selection of stout sticks.
Occasionally I will catch a visitor, of an orderly disposition, casting a disapproving glance at my collection, which I freely admit would not be considered a well-mannered garden adornment in better circles.

"Oh those" I will then say "Those are my chook sexers".

Now some people will be too polite to enquire further or not wish to display their ignorance.
But not wishing to leave anybody perplexed by my blunt description, I usually explain fully.

"It's like this. You pick one out according to your height and arm length and go for a walk around the paddock.
When you come across a chook, you give it one almighty whack.
If it gets up, grabs the stick out of your hand and comes after you, then you know it's a rooster."

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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 72257 Gender:	Re: Tall Tales Reply #1 - May 1^st, 2016 at 5:29pm that's actually funny Boges ... reminds me of when I was a kid ... one particular rooster we had I used as a tennis ball, the damn thing kept coming back for more We had chicken soup the next weekend (true story)
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bogarde73 Gold Member Offline Anti-Global & Contra Mundum Posts: 18443 Gender:	Re: Tall Tales Reply #2 - May 1^st, 2016 at 7:22pm It's a tall tale fabricated out of a true relationship I've got with one particular rooster.
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Re: Tall Tales
Reply #3 - May 1^st, 2016 at 8:13pm

John Smith wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 5:29pm:

that's actually funny Boges ...

reminds me of when I was a kid ... one particular rooster we had I used as a tennis ball, the damn thing kept coming back for more

We had chicken soup the next weekend Wink

(true story)

We roasted one. It used to go at the wife all the time, I could have a laugh at that but then one day the wife and middle son were out the back and middle son was about 2, he tripped and the rooster jumped on his back trying to tear him a new one. It was summer and he only had a nappy on.

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Re: Tall Tales
Reply #4 - May 1^st, 2016 at 8:17pm

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 8:13pm:

John Smith wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 5:29pm:

that's actually funny Boges ...

reminds me of when I was a kid ... one particular rooster we had I used as a tennis ball, the damn thing kept coming back for more

We had chicken soup the next weekend Wink

(true story)

We roasted one. It used to go at the wife all the time, I could have a laugh at that but then one day the wife and middle son were out the back and middle son was about 2, he tripped and the rooster jumped on his back trying to tear him a new one. It was summer and he only had a nappy on.

That ferker would have had a seven iron up his clacker if that happened in my back yard.

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Ashley Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 526	Re: Tall Tales Reply #5 - May 1^st, 2016 at 8:25pm After Aussie accused it of being a regular poster and growing Choko's and Broadbeans.
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Reply #6 - May 1^st, 2016 at 8:33pm

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 8:25pm:

After Aussie accused it of being a regular poster and growing Choko's and Broadbeans. Grin

Hahahahahahahaaaaaa!!! Another signature! Hi, Myrtle, Margie et al....!!!

Myrtle:

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I saw one of the girl's just now fighting off that gardener bloke…

Margie:

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works wonder's and I recommend it to all.

Agnes:

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stank really, sweat and boot's and his rear end was sounding off all night.

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Reply #7 - May 1^st, 2016 at 9:27pm

Aussie wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 8:17pm:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 8:13pm:

John Smith wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 5:29pm:

that's actually funny Boges ...

reminds me of when I was a kid ... one particular rooster we had I used as a tennis ball, the damn thing kept coming back for more

We had chicken soup the next weekend Wink

(true story)

We roasted one. It used to go at the wife all the time, I could have a laugh at that but then one day the wife and middle son were out the back and middle son was about 2, he tripped and the rooster jumped on his back trying to tear him a new one. It was summer and he only had a nappy on.

That ferker would have had a seven iron up his clacker if that happened in my back yard.

Surely a beheading with a machete and a thrown in to the oven is sufficient!

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Reply #8 - May 1^st, 2016 at 9:28pm

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 9:27pm:

Aussie wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 8:17pm:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 8:13pm:

John Smith wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 5:29pm:

that's actually funny Boges ...

reminds me of when I was a kid ... one particular rooster we had I used as a tennis ball, the damn thing kept coming back for more

We had chicken soup the next weekend Wink

(true story)

We roasted one. It used to go at the wife all the time, I could have a laugh at that but then one day the wife and middle son were out the back and middle son was about 2, he tripped and the rooster jumped on his back trying to tear him a new one. It was summer and he only had a nappy on.

That ferker would have had a seven iron up his clacker if that happened in my back yard.

Surely a beheading with a machete and a thrown in to the oven is sufficient!

No.....seven iron up the clacker first, at least.

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Re: Tall Tales
Reply #9 - May 1^st, 2016 at 9:36pm

Aussie wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 8:33pm:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 8:25pm:

After Aussie accused it of being a regular poster and growing Choko's and Broadbeans. Grin

Hahahahahahahaaaaaa!!! Another signature! Hi, Myrtle, Margie et al....!!!

Myrtle:

Quote:

I saw one of the girl's just now fighting off that gardener bloke…

Margie:

Quote:

works wonder's and I recommend it to all.

Agnes:

Quote:

stank really, sweat and boot's and his rear end was sounding off all night.

What an illiterate Imbecile. Cheesy

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Reply #10 - May 1^st, 2016 at 9:38pm

Aussie wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 9:28pm:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 9:27pm:

Aussie wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 8:17pm:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 8:13pm:

John Smith wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 5:29pm:

that's actually funny Boges ...

reminds me of when I was a kid ... one particular rooster we had I used as a tennis ball, the damn thing kept coming back for more

We had chicken soup the next weekend Wink

(true story)

We roasted one. It used to go at the wife all the time, I could have a laugh at that but then one day the wife and middle son were out the back and middle son was about 2, he tripped and the rooster jumped on his back trying to tear him a new one. It was summer and he only had a nappy on.

That ferker would have had a seven iron up his clacker if that happened in my back yard.

Surely a beheading with a machete and a thrown in to the oven is sufficient!

No.....seven iron up the clacker first, at least.

After Aussie accused it of being a regular poster and growing Choko's and Broadbeans. Grin

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Re: Tall Tales
Reply #11 - May 1^st, 2016 at 9:40pm

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 9:36pm:

Aussie wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 8:33pm:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 8:25pm:

After Aussie accused it of being a regular poster and growing Choko's and Broadbeans. Grin

Hahahahahahahaaaaaa!!! Another signature! Hi, Myrtle, Margie et al....!!!

Myrtle:

Quote:

I saw one of the girl's just now fighting off that gardener bloke…

Margie:

Quote:

works wonder's and I recommend it to all.

Agnes:

Quote:

stank really, sweat and boot's and his rear end was sounding off all night.

What an illiterate Imbecile. Cheesy

Them's just part of the facts/signatures Dear...and how do you get away with all this personal abuse?

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Reply #12 - May 1^st, 2016 at 9:41pm

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 9:27pm:

Aussie wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 8:17pm:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 8:13pm:

John Smith wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 5:29pm:

that's actually funny Boges ...

reminds me of when I was a kid ... one particular rooster we had I used as a tennis ball, the damn thing kept coming back for more

We had chicken soup the next weekend Wink

(true story)

We roasted one. It used to go at the wife all the time, I could have a laugh at that but then one day the wife and middle son were out the back and middle son was about 2, he tripped and the rooster jumped on his back trying to tear him a new one. It was summer and he only had a nappy on.

That ferker would have had a seven iron up his clacker if that happened in my back yard.

Surely a beheading with a machete and a thrown in to the oven is sufficient!

Sounds a bit muslim

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Reply #13 - May 1^st, 2016 at 9:43pm

GordyL wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 9:41pm:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 9:27pm:

Aussie wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 8:17pm:

Setanta wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 8:13pm:

John Smith wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 5:29pm:

that's actually funny Boges ...

reminds me of when I was a kid ... one particular rooster we had I used as a tennis ball, the damn thing kept coming back for more

We had chicken soup the next weekend Wink

(true story)

We roasted one. It used to go at the wife all the time, I could have a laugh at that but then one day the wife and middle son were out the back and middle son was about 2, he tripped and the rooster jumped on his back trying to tear him a new one. It was summer and he only had a nappy on.

That ferker would have had a seven iron up his clacker if that happened in my back yard.

Surely a beheading with a machete and a thrown in to the oven is sufficient!

Sounds a bit muslim

They might be Broad bean growers.

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Reply #14 - May 1^st, 2016 at 9:46pm

Aussie wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 9:40pm:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 9:36pm:

Aussie wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 8:33pm:

Ashley wrote on May 1^st, 2016 at 8:25pm:

After Aussie accused it of being a regular poster and growing Choko's and Broadbeans. Grin

Hahahahahahahaaaaaa!!! Another signature! Hi, Myrtle, Margie et al....!!!

Myrtle:

Quote:

I saw one of the girl's just now fighting off that gardener bloke…

Margie:

Quote:

works wonder's and I recommend it to all.

Agnes:

Quote:

stank really, sweat and boot's and his rear end was sounding off all night.

What an illiterate Imbecile. Cheesy

Them's just part of the facts/signatures Dear...and how do you get away with all this personal abuse?

You don't like it when someone does it back to you do you.

Like you running around calling me a fruit cake, you Troll. All you do is troll , abuse people, and manifest your paranoia.

You are just creepy , I find you mentally very creepy, leave me alone freak. I am more than happy to ignore you but you can't seem to ignore me, creeping around , abusing me and trolling me. There is something up with you for sure you freak.

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