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I'm buying a lottery ticket today ...
Apr 18th, 2016 at 12:25pm
 
I picked up the phone to make an inquiry, and then went into hyperventilation with my eyes rolling back into my head when I realised I could CLEARLY understand what the woman was saying because she wasn't a Filipino or an Indian, but a genuine, bona fide Australian.

It was a rare treat not to have to strain to understand the accent.

I would gladly pay a special fee to be attended to on the phone by genuine Australians only.


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Reply #1 - Apr 18th, 2016 at 12:32pm
 
Lord Herbert wrote on Apr 18th, 2016 at 12:25pm:
I picked up the phone to make an inquiry, and then went into hyperventilation with my eyes rolling back into my head when I realised I could CLEARLY understand what the woman was saying because she wasn't a Filipino or an Indian, but a genuine, bona fide Australian.

It was a rare treat not to have to strain to understand the accent.

I would gladly pay a special fee to be attended to on the phone by genuine Australians only.


Don't you find Filipinos easy to understand? I love that cute little American twang and just knowing if female there's a high chance of her being a little hotty on the other end of the line..

Indians on the other hand, you call almost smell their rancid ghee and vindaloo breath, and chances are like most Indian females she's been nearly bashed to death with the ugly stick. Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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Reply #2 - Apr 18th, 2016 at 1:51pm
 
GordyL wrote on Apr 18th, 2016 at 12:32pm:
Don't you find Filipinos easy to understand? I love that cute little American twang and just knowing if female there's a high chance of her being a little hotty on the other end of the line..

Indians on the other hand, you call almost smell their rancid ghee and vindaloo breath, and chances are like most Indian females she's been nearly bashed to death with the ugly stick. Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy


I think the whole world loves Filipino girls - except Malayans and others over there in Singapore who seem to like beating the sh*t out of their house-maids, or even killing them. Filipino girls are the ideal substitute for those men who are slightly inclined towards paedophilia. They can have their cake and eat it too with these Hobbit-like women.





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Reply #3 - Apr 22nd, 2016 at 2:07am
 
Lord Herbert wrote on Apr 18th, 2016 at 1:51pm:
Filipino girls are the ideal substitute for those men who are slightly inclined towards paedophilia. They can have their cake and eat it too with these Hobbit-like women.


Haha Herbert you're hilarious.  Grin I have visited the Philippines before and can safely say they aren't all attractive.
As it stands though generally very friendly and genuine people. They love you if you're white too, something about their history with America  Cheesy
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Reply #4 - May 3rd, 2016 at 1:48pm
 
Binary wrote on Apr 22nd, 2016 at 2:07am:
Lord Herbert wrote on Apr 18th, 2016 at 1:51pm:
Filipino girls are the ideal substitute for those men who are slightly inclined towards paedophilia. They can have their cake and eat it too with these Hobbit-like women.


Haha Herbert you're hilarious.  Grin I have visited the Philippines before and can safely say they aren't all attractive.
As it stands though generally very friendly and genuine people. They love you if you're white too, something about their history with America  Cheesy


I've worked with whole factories full of them, and they are undoubtedly one of the nicest people to work with.

They hate being thought of as similar to the Chinese, and they hate being asked by people like me what are their real names. What did they call themselves before they acquired all those Spanish names and those Fairy Tale names? 'Cinderella' etc.

The girls are nice and portable in size. If you're late for the bus you can just pick her up and run for it.
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Reply #5 - May 3rd, 2016 at 2:00pm
 
Lord Herbert wrote on May 3rd, 2016 at 1:48pm:
The girls are nice and portable in size. If you're late for the bus you can just pick her up and run for it.
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Reply #6 - May 3rd, 2016 at 4:20pm
 
Lord Herbert wrote on Apr 18th, 2016 at 12:25pm:
I would gladly pay a special fee to be attended to on the phone by genuine Australians only.


You are doing better than me and after the conversation I had today with an o/s call centre I am in the process of ripping my hair out.   

Not only did he have no clue what I was talking about he asked me 4 times "how was your day?"  (errr the same as it was when you asked me 2 mins ago maybe?)  and kept calling me "my man".  I hung up!   Angry
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Reply #7 - May 3rd, 2016 at 8:10pm
 
Rose Hancock

Thats all I have to say
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Reply #8 - May 3rd, 2016 at 8:13pm
 
miketrees wrote on May 3rd, 2016 at 8:10pm:
Rose Hancock

Thats all I have to say


I know a guy who had sex with Rose.

Several times.

He said it was horrible.

(he was an employee)
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Reply #9 - May 3rd, 2016 at 8:15pm
 
I know a guy who spat in her drink, and she told him it was "wonderful".
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Reply #10 - May 3rd, 2016 at 8:17pm
 
... wrote on May 3rd, 2016 at 8:15pm:
I know a guy who spat in her drink, and she told him it was "wonderful".


I don't doubt it.

The guy I knew was a gardener (in the Mosman Park house).

After pruning the roses, he had to prune Rose's.

He told me it smelled like sardines that had gone off.
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Reply #11 - May 3rd, 2016 at 8:36pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on May 3rd, 2016 at 8:13pm:
miketrees wrote on May 3rd, 2016 at 8:10pm:
Rose Hancock

Thats all I have to say


I know a guy who had sex with Rose.

Several times.

He said it was horrible.

(he was an employee)


That's pretty sad.  He doesn't sound too bright (inside or out).
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Reply #12 - May 3rd, 2016 at 8:37pm
 
Black Orchid wrote on May 3rd, 2016 at 8:36pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on May 3rd, 2016 at 8:13pm:
miketrees wrote on May 3rd, 2016 at 8:10pm:
Rose Hancock

Thats all I have to say


I know a guy who had sex with Rose.

Several times.

He said it was horrible.

(he was an employee)


That's pretty sad.  He doesn't sound too bright (inside or out).


She paid very well.

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Reply #13 - May 3rd, 2016 at 9:17pm
 
Black Orchid wrote on May 3rd, 2016 at 4:20pm:
Lord Herbert wrote on Apr 18th, 2016 at 12:25pm:
I would gladly pay a special fee to be attended to on the phone by genuine Australians only.


You are doing better than me and after the conversation I had today with an o/s call centre I am in the process of ripping my hair out.   

Not only did he have no clue what I was talking about he asked me 4 times "how was your day?"  (errr the same as it was when you asked me 2 mins ago maybe?)  and kept calling me "my man".  I hung up!   Angry


Grin Grin Grin

The poor bastard! He's been coached to say that, of course.

You can probably blame me for him and his ilk still having their jobs.

I'm always told to hang on after the issue has been dealt with so I can give the call-centre girl or guy an approval rating of 1 to 5, and I've invariably given them a 5 even if I couldn't understand half of what they were saying.

I admire them for what they do, even though the accent problem gets my blood-pressure rising dangerously.

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Reply #14 - May 3rd, 2016 at 9:25pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on May 3rd, 2016 at 8:13pm:
miketrees wrote on May 3rd, 2016 at 8:10pm:
Rose Hancock

Thats all I have to say


I know a guy who had sex with Rose.

Several times.

He said it was horrible.


I'll bet it was. She was the sort of dominant Aqua-alpha female type who would have insisted upon strapping on a Venus Sex Shop 'toy' to her groin before folding him over a chair to deliver him a series of pelvic thrusts where it would do him the most good.   
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