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Apr 3rd, 2016 at 10:30pm
 
Any building experts online here at Ozpolitic?


I want to buy a house & it has a problem.
See the picture.
There is no mortar left in some of the bricks
& it is quite bad in the area shown.

How can mortar wash away?
The house was built in the late 80s &
maybe not enough cement was used in the mortar?

( My place now has such hard mortar that it turns a masonry bit red hot if you try to drill it.)

Is this problem in the photo serious?
It's all around the house but the worst spot is in the photo.
What is holding the building up?
Would it fall down if there was an earthquake?

What would it cost to fix it?

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Reply #1 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 10:55pm
 
Doesn't anyone know?
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Reply #2 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 10:59pm
 

I am not a building expert.
If it is not a load bearing wall, not as big a problem.

A building inspection by a qualified person might help.

Certainly it is a bargaining area.
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Reply #3 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 10:59pm
 
I knew a couple who bought a house where very large cracks had been plastered & painted over by the seller.

3 months later a whole wall collapsed & the the place was condemned by the local council
& had to be bulldozed down.
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Reply #4 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:02pm
 
Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 10:59pm:
I am not a building expert.
If it is not a load bearing wall, not as big a problem.

A building inspection by a qualified person might help.

Certainly it is a bargaining area.



I could get an Archicentre report but it seems that it's so bleeding obvious
that it's serious - I'd be wasting my money on the report.

Yes - it's a bargaining chip.
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Reply #5 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:05pm
 
Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 10:59pm:
I am not a building expert.
If it is not a load bearing wall, not as big a problem.

A building inspection by a qualified person might help.

Certainly it is a bargaining area.


This all wouldn't be an issue if by law the seller had to provide a report but of course this would cause the whole housing market to collapse overnight because there are so many dumps that need major work.

The most expensive purchase you make in a lifetime and safety issues fly right out the door in favour of turning over a quick buck Sad
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Reply #6 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:14pm
 
Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:05pm:
Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 10:59pm:
I am not a building expert.
If it is not a load bearing wall, not as big a problem.

A building inspection by a qualified person might help.

Certainly it is a bargaining area.


This all wouldn't be an issue if by law the seller had to provide a report but of course this would cause the whole housing market to collapse overnight because there are so many dumps that need major work.

The most expensive purchase you make in a lifetime and safety issues fly right out the door in favour of turning over a quick buck Sad


That's right sir Nail.
You need a road worthy certificate to sell a car but nothing to sell a house.


Here's a picture from another place.
the wood is rotten under the shower.
the question is how bad is it?
It could be just one board but it might be the whole floor!


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Reply #7 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:18pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:14pm:
Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:05pm:
Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 10:59pm:
I am not a building expert.
If it is not a load bearing wall, not as big a problem.

A building inspection by a qualified person might help.

Certainly it is a bargaining area.


This all wouldn't be an issue if by law the seller had to provide a report but of course this would cause the whole housing market to collapse overnight because there are so many dumps that need major work.

The most expensive purchase you make in a lifetime and safety issues fly right out the door in favour of turning over a quick buck Sad


That's right sir Nail.
You need a road worthy certificate to sell a car but nothing to sell a house.


Here's a picture from another place.
the wood is rotten under the shower.
the question is how bad is it?
It could be just one board but it might be the whole floor!




I reckon if you bought that for the stupid prices they are asking now a few hours later you would have buyers remorse and you'd need a large dose of Valium just to get to sleep Sad
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Reply #8 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:20pm
 
Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:05pm:
This all wouldn't be an issue if by law the seller had to provide a report



why? bobby is aware of the problem and still looking at buying it. When is your brain going to connect with reality?
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Reply #9 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:25pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:02pm:
Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 10:59pm:
I am not a building expert.
If it is not a load bearing wall, not as big a problem.

A building inspection by a qualified person might help.

Certainly it is a bargaining area.



I could get an Archicentre report but it seems that it's so bleeding obvious
that it's serious - I'd be wasting my money on the report.

Yes - it's a bargaining chip.


I think a carpenter from a local paper would be a good first step.
His comments won't be binding.
At this stage, you want someone qualified onsite to say if the damage is structural or not.
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Reply #10 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:25pm
 
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:20pm:
Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:05pm:
This all wouldn't be an issue if by law the seller had to provide a report



why? bobby is aware of the problem and still looking at buying it. When is your brain going to connect with reality?




Dear John,
It depends how serious the problem is.
The rotting wood in that bathroom - I could fix it myself but
the house with the mortar out of the bricks - that's another story.
How serious is it Einstein?
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Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 10:30pm:
Any building experts online here at Ozpolitic?


I want to buy a house & it has a problem.
See the picture.
There is no mortar left in some of the bricks
& it is quite bad in the area shown.

How can mortar wash away?
The house was built in the late 80s &
maybe not enough cement was used in the mortar?

( My place now has such hard mortar that it turns a masonry bit red hot if you try to drill it.)

Is this problem in the photo serious?
It's all around the house but the worst spot is in the photo.
What is holding the building up?
Would it fall down if there was an earthquake?

What would it cost to fix it?

cheers
sir Bobby





Hi Bobby

I'm not expert, but I have seen this before. As far as I'm aware, there are two possible causes. One is not enough cement used when mixing the mortar. The other is a missing damp coursing. Moisture rising causes the mortar to wash out.

It's not hard to fix, but it is tedious. You have to scrape out the mortar a few bricks at a time, take out the bricks and then relay them with new mortar (install damp coursing on the bottom as you go). Be careful not to take out to many bricks at a time or you'll cause the wall above to collapse. For safety sake, I'd do no more than 3 bricks at a time.

It's fairly easy to do yourself. Otherwise hire someone to do it for you.
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Reply #12 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:26pm
 
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:20pm:
Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:05pm:
This all wouldn't be an issue if by law the seller had to provide a report



why? bobby is aware of the problem and still looking at buying it. When is your brain going to connect with reality?


It's potentially dangerous and not fit to live in. If the wall collapses on someone then of course the real estate scumbag who sold it is indemnified and gets to keep his ill gotten gains Sad
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As for the shower, assume it's all rotten.


Work out what it will cost you to repair all this stuff then get the seller to knock that of the price.
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Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:26pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:20pm:
Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:05pm:
This all wouldn't be an issue if by law the seller had to provide a report



why? bobby is aware of the problem and still looking at buying it. When is your brain going to connect with reality?


It's potentially dangerous and not fit to live in. If the wall collapses on someone then of course the real estate scumbag is indemnified and gets to keep his ill gotten gains Sad


you're potentially dangerous.
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John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:25pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 10:30pm:
Any building experts online here at Ozpolitic?


I want to buy a house & it has a problem.
See the picture.
There is no mortar left in some of the bricks
& it is quite bad in the area shown.

How can mortar wash away?
The house was built in the late 80s &
maybe not enough cement was used in the mortar?

( My place now has such hard mortar that it turns a masonry bit red hot if you try to drill it.)

Is this problem in the photo serious?
It's all around the house but the worst spot is in the photo.
What is holding the building up?
Would it fall down if there was an earthquake?

What would it cost to fix it?

cheers
sir Bobby





Hi Bobby

I'm not expert, but I have seen this before. As far as I'm aware, there are two possible causes. One is not enough cement used when mixing the mortar. The other is a missing damp coursing. Moisture rising causes the mortar to wash out.

It's not hard to fix, but it is tedious. You have to scrape out the mortar a few bricks at a time, take out the bricks and then relay them with new mortar (install damp coursing on the bottom as you go). Be careful not to take out to many bricks at a time or you'll cause the wall above to collapse. For safety sake, I'd do no more than 3 bricks at a time.

It's fairly easy to do yourself. Otherwise hire someone to do it for you.



OK thanks -
so you're saying you don't need any form of jack to hold the weight of the wall while the bricks are taken out?
Some bricks are just loose & come out by hand.
It's almost like there is nothing there at all to hold the weight of the wall.
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Reply #16 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:30pm
 
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:27pm:

Work out what it will cost you to repair all this stuff then get the seller to knock that of the price.

idiotic advice. why not just buy a house that doesnt need repairing.
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Reply #17 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:32pm
 
ian wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:30pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:27pm:

Work out what it will cost you to repair all this stuff then get the seller to knock that of the price.

idiotic advice. why not just buy a house that doesnt need repairing.



that takes the fun out of it.

It all depends on the price, no?  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:27pm:
As for the shower, assume it's all rotten.


Work out what it will cost you to repair all this stuff then get the seller to knock that of the price.



Yes - these things can be used as bargaining chips.
the seller of that place with a bad shower wouldn't admit
there was a serious problem -
he said it was easy to fix - just a few rotten boards &
the rest of it was OK. - he couldn't be bothered tearing the tiles up to do it.
Of course - he would downplay it!
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Reply #19 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:33pm
 
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:28pm:
Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:26pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:20pm:
Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:05pm:
This all wouldn't be an issue if by law the seller had to provide a report



why? bobby is aware of the problem and still looking at buying it. When is your brain going to connect with reality?


It's potentially dangerous and not fit to live in. If the wall collapses on someone then of course the real estate scumbag is indemnified and gets to keep his ill gotten gains Sad


you're potentially dangerous.


Hey smithy isn't it funny how a real estate agent does not need to have a financial advisors license ? funny about that considering they are offering financial advice on million dollar assets compared with someone with a financial advisors license who offers advice on 5K parcel of shares Sad.
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Reply #20 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:33pm
 
ian wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:30pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:27pm:

Work out what it will cost you to repair all this stuff then get the seller to knock that of the price.

idiotic advice. why not just buy a house that doesnt need repairing.



Because you'll pay a lot more.
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Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:29pm:
OK thanks -
so you're saying you don't need any form of jack to hold the weight of the wall while the bricks are taken out?
Some bricks are just loose & come out by hand.
It's almost like there is nothing there at all to hold the weight of the wall.



if you're worried, crawl underneath and build a temporary pier. If it hasn't collapsed yet, I don't see why it would suddenly. As long as you only do a few bricks at a time.

Having said that, I haven't got the full picture. if you're not sure, get a building report.
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Reply #22 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:35pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:33pm:
ian wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:30pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:27pm:

Work out what it will cost you to repair all this stuff then get the seller to knock that of the price.

idiotic advice. why not just buy a house that doesnt need repairing.



Because you'll pay a lot more.


Come of it Bobby, Ian and common sense are miles apart
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Reply #23 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:35pm
 
Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:33pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:28pm:
Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:26pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:20pm:
Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:05pm:
This all wouldn't be an issue if by law the seller had to provide a report



why? bobby is aware of the problem and still looking at buying it. When is your brain going to connect with reality?


It's potentially dangerous and not fit to live in. If the wall collapses on someone then of course the real estate scumbag is indemnified and gets to keep his ill gotten gains Sad


you're potentially dangerous.


Hey smithy isn't funny how a real estate agent does not need to have a financial advisors license ? funny about that considering they are offering financial advice on million dollar assets compared with someone with a financial advisors license who offers advice on 5K parcel of shares Sad.



why would an agent need financial advisors license? They sell houses, not give finance advice.
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Reply #24 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:35pm
 
Bobby, your issue with the bricks is incorrectly mixed mortar, just because this is the part of the brickwork you can see mortar missing does not mean there are not problems with the rest of the brickwork. Its likely that the mortar was incorrectly mixed for the whole job. Also, the fact that there are 2 apparent serious repair issues with this house means that there are probably a whole host of serious issues you cant see. Stay away. Do not buy this house unless you pay land value only with a discount for the price of demolishing this place.
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Reply #25 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:37pm
 
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:34pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:29pm:
OK thanks -
so you're saying you don't need any form of jack to hold the weight of the wall while the bricks are taken out?
Some bricks are just loose & come out by hand.
It's almost like there is nothing there at all to hold the weight of the wall.



if you're worried, crawl underneath and build a temporary pier. If it hasn't collapsed yet, I don't see why it would suddenly. As long as you only do a few bricks at a time.

Having said that, I haven't got the full picture. if you're not sure, get a building report.



I am almost sure that if I showed the bank that picture of the bricks they would want a full report.
It looks bad to me but I'm not a builder or any sort of expert.
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Reply #26 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:37pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:32pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:27pm:
As for the shower, assume it's all rotten.


Work out what it will cost you to repair all this stuff then get the seller to knock that of the price.



Yes - these things can be used as bargaining chips.
the seller of that place with a bad shower wouldn't admit
there was a serious problem -
he said it was easy to fix - just a few rotten boards &
the rest of it was OK. - he couldn't be bothered tearing the tiles up to do it.
Of course - he would downplay it!



tear up tiles? first you have to remove the shower base, then pull up tiles, waterproofing and then the floor boards. Then start again and rebuild the thing. It's not hard, but it's a little more complicated than changing a few boards.
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Reply #27 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:37pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:33pm:
ian wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:30pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:27pm:

Work out what it will cost you to repair all this stuff then get the seller to knock that of the price.

idiotic advice. why not just buy a house that doesnt need repairing.



Because you'll pay a lot more.
sorry. didnt realise you were an expert builder.
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Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:37pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:34pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:29pm:
OK thanks -
so you're saying you don't need any form of jack to hold the weight of the wall while the bricks are taken out?
Some bricks are just loose & come out by hand.
It's almost like there is nothing there at all to hold the weight of the wall.



if you're worried, crawl underneath and build a temporary pier. If it hasn't collapsed yet, I don't see why it would suddenly. As long as you only do a few bricks at a time.

Having said that, I haven't got the full picture. if you're not sure, get a building report.



I am almost sure that if I showed the bank that picture of the bricks they would want a full report.
It looks bad to me but I'm not a builder or any sort of expert.



you should ALWAYS get a building inspection BEFORE you buy. If this is what you can see, who knows what's there that you as a layman can't see.
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Reply #29 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:38pm
 
ian wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:35pm:
Bobby, your issue with the bricks is incorrectly mixed mortar, just because this is the part of the brickwork you can see mortar missing does not mean there are not problems with the rest of the brickwork. Its likely that the mortar was incorrectly mixed for the whole job. Also, the fact that there are 2 apparent serious repair issues with this house means that there are probably a whole host of serious issues you cant see. Stay away. Do not buy this house unless you pay land value only with a discount for the price of demolishing this place.



The 2 pictures I showed everyone are from TWO different houses that I looked at.

My untrained eye has probably missed much more.


Its likely that the mortar was incorrectly mixed for the whole job.


Yes - the whole place would have sandy mortar -
some halfwit mixed the mortar in the wrong amounts -
not enough cement.
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Reply #30 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:39pm
 
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:38pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:37pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:34pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:29pm:
OK thanks -
so you're saying you don't need any form of jack to hold the weight of the wall while the bricks are taken out?
Some bricks are just loose & come out by hand.
It's almost like there is nothing there at all to hold the weight of the wall.



if you're worried, crawl underneath and build a temporary pier. If it hasn't collapsed yet, I don't see why it would suddenly. As long as you only do a few bricks at a time.

Having said that, I haven't got the full picture. if you're not sure, get a building report.



I am almost sure that if I showed the bank that picture of the bricks they would want a full report.
It looks bad to me but I'm not a builder or any sort of expert.



you should ALWAYS get a building inspection BEFORE you buy. If this is what you can see, who knows what's there that you as a layman can't see.
I just said that.
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Reply #31 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:39pm
 
ian wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:35pm:
Bobby, your issue with the bricks is incorrectly mixed mortar, just because this is the part of the brickwork you can see mortar missing does not mean there are not problems with the rest of the brickwork. Its likely that the mortar was incorrectly mixed for the whole job. Also, the fact that there are 2 apparent serious repair issues with this house means that there are probably a whole host of serious issues you cant see. Stay away. Do not buy this house unless you pay land value only with a discount for the price of demolishing this place.



this is the sort of house I love to buy ... most idiots stay away, they get scared. A little elbow grease and it'll most likely shine up nicely, then he can sell it to some idiot looking for no issues.
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Bobby, your issue with the bricks is incorrectly mixed mortar, just because this is the part of the brickwork you can see mortar missing does not mean there are not problems with the rest of the brickwork. Its likely that the mortar was incorrectly mixed for the whole job. Also, the fact that there are 2 apparent serious repair issues with this house means that there are probably a whole host of serious issues you cant see. Stay away. Do not buy this house unless you pay land value only with a discount for the price of demolishing this place.



this is the sort of house I love to buy ... most idiots stay away, they get scared. A little elbow grease and it'll most likely shine up nicely, then he can sell it to some idiot looking for no issues.
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Reply #33 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:41pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:38pm:
ian wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:35pm:
Bobby, your issue with the bricks is incorrectly mixed mortar, just because this is the part of the brickwork you can see mortar missing does not mean there are not problems with the rest of the brickwork. Its likely that the mortar was incorrectly mixed for the whole job. Also, the fact that there are 2 apparent serious repair issues with this house means that there are probably a whole host of serious issues you cant see. Stay away. Do not buy this house unless you pay land value only with a discount for the price of demolishing this place.



The 2 pictures I showed everyone are from TWO different houses that I looked at.

My untrained eye has probably missed much more.



ohh, I thought they were the same house.  Pick your problem that you'd prefer to fix and run with that one.
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Reply #34 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:41pm
 
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:35pm:
Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:33pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:28pm:
Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:26pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:20pm:
Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:05pm:
This all wouldn't be an issue if by law the seller had to provide a report



why? bobby is aware of the problem and still looking at buying it. When is your brain going to connect with reality?


It's potentially dangerous and not fit to live in. If the wall collapses on someone then of course the real estate scumbag is indemnified and gets to keep his ill gotten gains Sad


you're potentially dangerous.


Hey smithy isn't funny how a real estate agent does not need to have a financial advisors license ? funny about that considering they are offering financial advice on million dollar assets compared with someone with a financial advisors license who offers advice on 5K parcel of shares Sad.



why would an agent need financial advisors license? They sell houses, not give finance advice.


Sure they sell houses to investors as well. What a great investment it says in the ad Cheesy LOL
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Reply #35 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:42pm
 
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Sure they sell houses to investors as well. What a great investment it says in the ad Cheesy LOL



so do adds for jewelry, paintings and collectables ... should they all have financial advisors licenses? Cheesy Cheesy

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Reply #36 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:43pm
 
Ive changed my mind Bobby. Ignore my advice. John Smith is the expert here, listen to him. A bit of elbow grease will transform those structural problems and white anted flooring no end. Then after that you can offload it to some idiot who doesnt know anything, like John suggests.
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Reply #37 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:44pm
 
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:41pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:38pm:
ian wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:35pm:
Bobby, your issue with the bricks is incorrectly mixed mortar, just because this is the part of the brickwork you can see mortar missing does not mean there are not problems with the rest of the brickwork. Its likely that the mortar was incorrectly mixed for the whole job. Also, the fact that there are 2 apparent serious repair issues with this house means that there are probably a whole host of serious issues you cant see. Stay away. Do not buy this house unless you pay land value only with a discount for the price of demolishing this place.



The 2 pictures I showed everyone are from TWO different houses that I looked at.

My untrained eye has probably missed much more.



ohh, I thought they were the same house.  Pick your problem that you'd prefer to fix and run with that one.


and don't expect a warranty on termite damage. You find that out the hard way after you have signed over your life over to a bank Sad
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Reply #38 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:45pm
 
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:35pm:
Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:33pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:28pm:
Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:26pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:20pm:
Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:05pm:
This all wouldn't be an issue if by law the seller had to provide a report



why? bobby is aware of the problem and still looking at buying it. When is your brain going to connect with reality?


It's potentially dangerous and not fit to live in. If the wall collapses on someone then of course the real estate scumbag is indemnified and gets to keep his ill gotten gains Sad


you're potentially dangerous.


Hey smithy isn't funny how a real estate agent does not need to have a financial advisors license ? funny about that considering they are offering financial advice on million dollar assets compared with someone with a financial advisors license who offers advice on 5K parcel of shares Sad.



why would an agent need financial advisors license? They sell houses, not give finance advice.


Of course.  Only a person of remarkably low intelligence would think that a real estate agent would need such a licence.
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Reply #39 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:45pm
 
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Ive changed my mind Bobby. Ignore my advice. John Smith is the expert here, listen to him. A bit of elbow grease will transform those structural problems and white anted flooring no end. Then after that you can offload it to some idiot who doesnt know anything, like John suggests.


But:


Its likely that the mortar was incorrectly mixed for the whole job.


That means the whole house is a right off.
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Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:44pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:41pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:38pm:
ian wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:35pm:
Bobby, your issue with the bricks is incorrectly mixed mortar, just because this is the part of the brickwork you can see mortar missing does not mean there are not problems with the rest of the brickwork. Its likely that the mortar was incorrectly mixed for the whole job. Also, the fact that there are 2 apparent serious repair issues with this house means that there are probably a whole host of serious issues you cant see. Stay away. Do not buy this house unless you pay land value only with a discount for the price of demolishing this place.



The 2 pictures I showed everyone are from TWO different houses that I looked at.

My untrained eye has probably missed much more.



ohh, I thought they were the same house.  Pick your problem that you'd prefer to fix and run with that one.


and don't expect a warranty on termite damage. You find that out the hard way after you have signed over your life over to a bank Sad


do you live in Narnia? SO if you find termite damage in 12 months time, how can you tell when the termites ate the wood? was it before or after purchase?
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Reply #41 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:46pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:45pm:
ian wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:43pm:
Ive changed my mind Bobby. Ignore my advice. John Smith is the expert here, listen to him. A bit of elbow grease will transform those structural problems and white anted flooring no end. Then after that you can offload it to some idiot who doesnt know anything, like John suggests.


But:


Its likely that the mortar was incorrectly mixed for the whole job.


That means the whole house is a right off.


unlikely  .... if it was the whole house you'd have evidence of it everywhere.
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Reply #42 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:46pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:37pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:34pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:29pm:
OK thanks -
so you're saying you don't need any form of jack to hold the weight of the wall while the bricks are taken out?
Some bricks are just loose & come out by hand.
It's almost like there is nothing there at all to hold the weight of the wall.



if you're worried, crawl underneath and build a temporary pier. If it hasn't collapsed yet, I don't see why it would suddenly. As long as you only do a few bricks at a time.

Having said that, I haven't got the full picture. if you're not sure, get a building report.



I am almost sure that if I showed the bank that picture of the bricks they would want a full report.
It looks bad to me but I'm not a builder or any sort of expert.


It looks bad to me too .
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Wolseley wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:45pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:35pm:
Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:33pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:28pm:
Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:26pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:20pm:
Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:05pm:
This all wouldn't be an issue if by law the seller had to provide a report



why? bobby is aware of the problem and still looking at buying it. When is your brain going to connect with reality?


It's potentially dangerous and not fit to live in. If the wall collapses on someone then of course the real estate scumbag is indemnified and gets to keep his ill gotten gains Sad


you're potentially dangerous.


Hey smithy isn't funny how a real estate agent does not need to have a financial advisors license ? funny about that considering they are offering financial advice on million dollar assets compared with someone with a financial advisors license who offers advice on 5K parcel of shares Sad.



why would an agent need financial advisors license? They sell houses, not give finance advice.


Of course.  Only a person of remarkably low intelligence would think that a real estate agent would need such a licence.


why don't you go and buy another self help book you moreon.
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Reply #44 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:48pm
 
Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:46pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:37pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:34pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:29pm:
OK thanks -
so you're saying you don't need any form of jack to hold the weight of the wall while the bricks are taken out?
Some bricks are just loose & come out by hand.
It's almost like there is nothing there at all to hold the weight of the wall.



if you're worried, crawl underneath and build a temporary pier. If it hasn't collapsed yet, I don't see why it would suddenly. As long as you only do a few bricks at a time.

Having said that, I haven't got the full picture. if you're not sure, get a building report.



I am almost sure that if I showed the bank that picture of the bricks they would want a full report.
It looks bad to me but I'm not a builder or any sort of expert.


It looks bad to me too .


it looks worse than it actually is. Especially if it's isolated to that area.
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John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:46pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:45pm:
ian wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:43pm:
Ive changed my mind Bobby. Ignore my advice. John Smith is the expert here, listen to him. A bit of elbow grease will transform those structural problems and white anted flooring no end. Then after that you can offload it to some idiot who doesnt know anything, like John suggests.


But:


Its likely that the mortar was incorrectly mixed for the whole job.


That means the whole house is a right off.


unlikely  .... if it was the whole house you'd have evidence of it everywhere.


It's only down low on the bricks that are near the ground -
all around the house.
The roof tiles & guttering are brand new.
Maybe the old guttering was sending water down across the brickwork ?
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Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:46pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:37pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:34pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:29pm:
OK thanks -
so you're saying you don't need any form of jack to hold the weight of the wall while the bricks are taken out?
Some bricks are just loose & come out by hand.
It's almost like there is nothing there at all to hold the weight of the wall.



if you're worried, crawl underneath and build a temporary pier. If it hasn't collapsed yet, I don't see why it would suddenly. As long as you only do a few bricks at a time.

Having said that, I haven't got the full picture. if you're not sure, get a building report.



I am almost sure that if I showed the bank that picture of the bricks they would want a full report.
It looks bad to me but I'm not a builder or any sort of expert.


It looks bad to me too .


it's a renovators delight says the ad from Liare and DeShonky realtors  Cheesy LOL
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Reply #47 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:50pm
 
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:48pm:
Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:46pm:
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John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:34pm:
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OK thanks -
so you're saying you don't need any form of jack to hold the weight of the wall while the bricks are taken out?
Some bricks are just loose & come out by hand.
It's almost like there is nothing there at all to hold the weight of the wall.



if you're worried, crawl underneath and build a temporary pier. If it hasn't collapsed yet, I don't see why it would suddenly. As long as you only do a few bricks at a time.

Having said that, I haven't got the full picture. if you're not sure, get a building report.



I am almost sure that if I showed the bank that picture of the bricks they would want a full report.
It looks bad to me but I'm not a builder or any sort of expert.


It looks bad to me too .


it looks worse than it actually is. Especially if it's isolated to that area.


It's not  isolated to that area..
It's all around the house but I showed a pic of the worst part.
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Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:45pm:
ian wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:43pm:
Ive changed my mind Bobby. Ignore my advice. John Smith is the expert here, listen to him. A bit of elbow grease will transform those structural problems and white anted flooring no end. Then after that you can offload it to some idiot who doesnt know anything, like John suggests.


But:


Its likely that the mortar was incorrectly mixed for the whole job.


That means the whole house is a right off.
Correct. The same brickie would have done the whole job. That house is going to have major structural issues all over. Dont even waste your time getting a building report.
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Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:48pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:46pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:45pm:
ian wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:43pm:
Ive changed my mind Bobby. Ignore my advice. John Smith is the expert here, listen to him. A bit of elbow grease will transform those structural problems and white anted flooring no end. Then after that you can offload it to some idiot who doesnt know anything, like John suggests.


But:


Its likely that the mortar was incorrectly mixed for the whole job.


That means the whole house is a right off.


unlikely  .... if it was the whole house you'd have evidence of it everywhere.


It's only down low on the bricks that are near the ground -
all around the house.
The roof tiles & guttering are brand new.
Maybe the old guttering was sending water down across the brickwork ?

Correct again. The mortar is likely inferior in all areas, but only completely missing in areas where the water run off has concentrated or the damp course is missing.
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ian wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:50pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:45pm:
ian wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:43pm:
Ive changed my mind Bobby. Ignore my advice. John Smith is the expert here, listen to him. A bit of elbow grease will transform those structural problems and white anted flooring no end. Then after that you can offload it to some idiot who doesnt know anything, like John suggests.


But:


Its likely that the mortar was incorrectly mixed for the whole job.


That means the whole house is a right off.
Correct. The same brickie would have done the whole job. That house is going to have major structural issues all over. Dont even waste your time getting a building report.



So - it's a bulldozer job?

What a pity - it's a large area of land.
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Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:53pm:
ian wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:50pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:45pm:
ian wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:43pm:
Ive changed my mind Bobby. Ignore my advice. John Smith is the expert here, listen to him. A bit of elbow grease will transform those structural problems and white anted flooring no end. Then after that you can offload it to some idiot who doesnt know anything, like John suggests.


But:


Its likely that the mortar was incorrectly mixed for the whole job.


That means the whole house is a right off.
Correct. The same brickie would have done the whole job. That house is going to have major structural issues all over. Dont even waste your time getting a building report.



So - it's a bulldozer job?

What a pity - it's a large area of land.
Buy it and re sell it to John, he loves properties like this.
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Reply #52 - Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:56pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:53pm:
ian wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:50pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:45pm:
ian wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:43pm:
Ive changed my mind Bobby. Ignore my advice. John Smith is the expert here, listen to him. A bit of elbow grease will transform those structural problems and white anted flooring no end. Then after that you can offload it to some idiot who doesnt know anything, like John suggests.


But:


Its likely that the mortar was incorrectly mixed for the whole job.


That means the whole house is a right off.
Correct. The same brickie would have done the whole job. That house is going to have major structural issues all over. Dont even waste your time getting a building report.



So - it's a bulldozer job?

What a pity - it's a large area of land.


It should be classified like some cars that have been in a bad accident as an un-repairable write-off and ready for demolition !!
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ian wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:54pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:53pm:
ian wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:50pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:45pm:
ian wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:43pm:
Ive changed my mind Bobby. Ignore my advice. John Smith is the expert here, listen to him. A bit of elbow grease will transform those structural problems and white anted flooring no end. Then after that you can offload it to some idiot who doesnt know anything, like John suggests.


But:


Its likely that the mortar was incorrectly mixed for the whole job.


That means the whole house is a right off.
Correct. The same brickie would have done the whole job. That house is going to have major structural issues all over. Dont even waste your time getting a building report.



So - it's a bulldozer job?

What a pity - it's a large area of land.
Buy it and re sell it to John, he loves properties like this.



Yep - John would fix it with a $50 bag of cement & sand from Bunnings.
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The thing is that Roman mortar is still ok after 2000 years.

This place was only built at the end of 80's.
It's only 28 year old mortar.

Some Aussie halfwit mixed the mortar in the wrong ratio.
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The thing is that Roman mortar is still ok after 2000 years.

This place was only built at the end of 80's.
It's only 28 year old mortar.

Some Aussie halfwit mixed the mortar in the wrong ratio.


what the pricks do is they steal some of the cement and use it on another job and that's why you get a bad mix Sad
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Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 12:09am:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 12:07am:
The thing is that Roman mortar is still ok after 2000 years.

This place was only built at the end of 80's.
It's only 28 year old mortar.

Some Aussie halfwit mixed the mortar in the wrong ratio.


what the pricks do is they steal some of the cement and use it on another job and that's why you get a bad mix Sad
Not really. What happens is the labourer gets the mix wrong. Cement isnt worth stealing.
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If it's on a large block of land, chances are that it will end up being bought by a developer who will knock it down and build townhouses on the site.  That's probably the best thing that could happen to this house.
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Reply #58 - Apr 4th, 2016 at 12:15am
 
ian wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 12:11am:
Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 12:09am:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 12:07am:
The thing is that Roman mortar is still ok after 2000 years.

This place was only built at the end of 80's.
It's only 28 year old mortar.

Some Aussie halfwit mixed the mortar in the wrong ratio.


what the pricks do is they steal some of the cement and use it on another job and that's why you get a bad mix Sad
Not really. What happens is the labourer gets the mix wrong. Cement isnt worth stealing.



Yes - I've seen places like this before where you can get a screwdriver & just run it along
the mortar & it falls out like sand.

Other places like mine have rock hard mortar that you can't even drill
with a masonry bit.
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Wolseley wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 12:13am:
If it's on a large block of land, chances are that it will end up being bought by a developer who will knock it down and build townhouses on the site.  That's probably the best thing that could happen to this house.



Yes - it looks like a developers dream -
you could build 3 or maybe 4 townhouses on it.
I don't have the money to develop it.
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Bobby. wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 12:07am:
The thing is that Roman mortar is still ok after 2000 years.

This place was only built at the end of 80's.
It's only 28 year old mortar.

Some Aussie halfwit mixed the mortar in the wrong ratio.


what the pricks do is they steal some of the cement and use it on another job and that's why you get a bad mix Sad
Not really. What happens is the labourer gets the mix wrong. Cement isnt worth stealing.



Or they used old cement that had gone off.
It has a short shelf life.
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If it's on a large block of land, chances are that it will end up being bought by a developer who will knock it down and build townhouses on the site.  That's probably the best thing that could happen to this house.



Yes - it looks like a developers dream -
you could build 3 or maybe 4 townhouses on it.
I don't have the money to develop it.

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Qui audet adipiscitur bobby. Borrow the money.
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Qui audet adipiscitur bobby. Borrow the money.



I just want to buy a house where I can pay off a small mortgage in 5 years.
I have most of the capital I need already.

I want to retire in 5 years without a mortgage hanging over my head.
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The bricks in that photo I posted are not load bearing -
that's why the building hasn't fallen down -
maybe it would be easy to repair?
perhaps it's not so serious?


http://www.structuralengineerscivplex.com.au/brick-veneer-construction.html

Quote:
BRICK VENEER SUPPORT:
Since A Brick Veneer Construction Wall Is Not Load Bearing,
It Needs Structural Support.

It has to be tied back to the building structure to prevent movement due to wind, hail, earthquakes etc.

However, care has to be taken so that the brick veneer does not compromise on the air cavity or its
insulation. This is achieved by means of using brick ties.

Brick ties are usually corrugated metal straps fixed on the structural framing.

Wire extensions and horizontal joint reinforcement can also be used to tie the brick veneer to the structural frame.

Since the veneer bricks are self supporting up to short heights, relieving supports are provided to transfer
the weight of the veneer bricks to the structural frame.


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It's only down low on the bricks that are near the ground -
all around the house.



then it's almost certainly due to failure of the damp coursing. An easy fix if you want to put the time into it.
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to put the damp coursing in you'll need to take out the bricks, not just chip out an inch like this link tells you.
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An easy fix if you want to put the time into it.


If you're a bricklayer, that is.

I have never seen a house with a brickwork problem as bad as this.  The only one I have seen that even approached this condition was almost 100 years old and had obvious dampness issues.
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John Smith wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 8:56am:
An easy fix if you want to put the time into it.


If you're a bricklayer, that is.

I have never seen a house with a brickwork problem as bad as this.  The only one I have seen that even approached this condition was almost 100 years old and had obvious dampness issues.


It's pretty common here in Perth.

I've seen much worse.

In fact, I was visiting a retirement village a few weeks ago and the damage I saw there was widespread and quite severe (caused by sprinklers).



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Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:48pm:
It's only down low on the bricks that are near the ground -
all around the house.



then it's almost certainly due to failure of the damp coursing. An easy fix if you want to put the time into it.


Yes the damp coursing is not something I knew about .


http://www.handyman.net.au/how-get-rid-rising-damp
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‘Most people think rising damp comes up the walls but in 90% of cases the moisture comes off the ground. Rising damp happens when moisture sits under a house then the sun comes out causing humidity.’

It can also provide a breeding ground for pests. ‘Structurally these conditions are a magnet for termites that feed off damp timber and cockroach infestations are also likely.’


...
Moldy brick can be fixed by replacing the damp proof course -


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A damp proof course (DPC) forms an impermeable barrier to rising damp.

A physical DPC, often made of thick black polyethylene sheeting, is inserted about 200mm above ground level for external walls and as close to the floor level inside.

It prevents moisture rising from the ground into the walls but can be time-consuming and costly to DIY.

While it’s still the preferred option for salt-laden damp, a chemical DPC may be easier for other situations.

To install the DPC is positioned by replacing the base of the wall section by section, or removing and repacking a horizontal mortar joint.

At the same time, drainage should be added outside the wall and garden beds moved to at least 300mm from the wall to minimise moisture.

Scott says, ‘Physical damp proof coursing starts from about $150 a linear metre. If it’s an area as small as a metre it could even cost as much as $1000 a linear metre depending on the severity and difficulty of the job.’



It looks like it's not a DIY job & could be costly to repair.

It looks like I'd have to get it checked for termites too!

I need to find out what it would cost to repair.

The deadbeat Estate agent claims he never even saw this problem!
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The deadbeat Estate agent claims he never even saw this problem!



he may not have. Besides, most agents walk around with their eyes closed.

Bobby. wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 5:10pm:
It looks like it's not a DIY job & could be costly to repair



like I said, get a quote and have it taken of the agreed price
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Bobby. wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 5:10pm:
The deadbeat Estate agent claims he never even saw this problem!



he may not have. Besides, most agents walk around with their eyes closed.

Bobby. wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 5:10pm:
It looks like it's not a DIY job & could be costly to repair



like I said, get a quote and have it taken of the agreed price



Real estate agents never see any of the faults.

The Real Estate agent never got back to me.
I spoke to a builder just now.
he said:

you can't just fill the gaps with mortar - you have to replace the water proof "damp coursing"
It's a big job & if the rest of the building has poor quality mortar
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you can't just fill the gaps with mortar - you have to replace the water proof "damp coursing"


now how many times have I told you that?
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John Smith reckons its an easy fix Bobby, dont trust the builder, what would he know. John loves properties like this, a bit of elbow grease and Bobs your uncle.
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John Smith wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 6:47pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 6:44pm:
you can't just fill the gaps with mortar - you have to replace the water proof "damp coursing"


now how many times have I told you that?



Alright - you were correct - I don't know - I'm not a builder.
This time a real builder told me.
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Bobby. wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 6:49pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 6:47pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 6:44pm:
you can't just fill the gaps with mortar - you have to replace the water proof "damp coursing"


now how many times have I told you that?



Alright - you were correct - I don't know - I'm not a builder.
This time a real builder told me.


ian wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 6:47pm:
John Smith reckons its an easy fix Bobby, dont trust the builder, what would he know. John loves properties like this, a bit of elbow grease and Bobs your uncle.



it is ...it's not my fault common sense escapes you
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who condemned it? you?

you didn't even know what damp coursing was  Grin Grin Grin
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ian wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 8:48pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 8:17pm:
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I will remember that next time someone tells me a condemned house is "an easy fix"



who condemned it? you?

you didn't even know what damp coursing was  Grin Grin Grin



I didn't know what damp coursing was.
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ian wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 8:48pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 8:17pm:
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it is ...it's not my fault common sense escapes you
I will remember that next time someone tells me a condemned house is "an easy fix"



who condemned it? you?

you didn't even know what damp coursing was  Grin Grin Grin



I didn't know what damp coursing was.


neither did Ian.
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John Smith wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 11:26pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 11:17pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 9:18pm:
ian wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 8:48pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 8:17pm:
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it is ...it's not my fault common sense escapes you
I will remember that next time someone tells me a condemned house is "an easy fix"



who condemned it? you?

you didn't even know what damp coursing was  Grin Grin Grin



I didn't know what damp coursing was.


neither did Ian.


Well the builder did.

I am now considering a place further out East which will be in good condition.
I'll check it out tomorrow over the phone.
I don't want to buy a bulldozer job

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Bobby. wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 6:44pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 6:16pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 5:10pm:
The deadbeat Estate agent claims he never even saw this problem!



he may not have. Besides, most agents walk around with their eyes closed.

Bobby. wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 5:10pm:
It looks like it's not a DIY job & could be costly to repair



like I said, get a quote and have it taken of the agreed price



Real estate agents never see any of the faults.

The Real Estate agent never got back to me.
I spoke to a builder just now.
he said:

you can't just fill the gaps with mortar - you have to replace the water proof "damp coursing"
It's a big job & if the rest of the building has poor quality mortar
then it may well be a bulldozer job.



Good research Bobby.
Well done.

You did the work and got a sensible answer.
Well worth paying for.

Saved yourself a lot of bother there and gained some knowledge.
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ian wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 8:48pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 8:17pm:
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it is ...it's not my fault common sense escapes you
I will remember that next time someone tells me a condemned house is "an easy fix"



who condemned it? you?

you didn't even know what damp coursing was  Grin Grin Grin
It wasnt relevant. The picture told the whole story. With or without damp coursing the property is a write off. I was right from the beginning, the builder confirmed it. Easy fix. lol. Feel stupid John? You should. Next time dont give stupid advice. You would have seen bobby get his fingers burnt for the sake of your own ego. tut tut. John.
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ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 12:34am:
John Smith wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 9:18pm:
ian wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 8:48pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 8:17pm:
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it is ...it's not my fault common sense escapes you
I will remember that next time someone tells me a condemned house is "an easy fix"



who condemned it? you?

you didn't even know what damp coursing was  Grin Grin Grin
It wasnt relevant. The picture told the whole story. With or without damp coursing the property is a write off. I was right from the beginning, the builder confirmed it. Easy fix. lol. Feel stupid John? You should. Next time dont give stupid advice. You would have seen bobby get his fingers burnt for the sake of your own ego. tut tut. John.


The builder confirmed it? When did that happen?  The builder said'IF' Ian. That means the builder didn't know, and in this day and age where he has to cover his arse or risk being sued, the tendency is to cover all over with as many 'if's' 'maybe's' and 'possibles' as possible..
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. You would have seen bobby get his fingers burnt for the sake of your own ego



now you're just showing how truly stupid you are ...i told bobby several times to get a building inspection report done Cheesy Cheesy.
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John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 8:29am:
ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 12:34am:
. You would have seen bobby get his fingers burnt for the sake of your own ego



now you're just showing how truly stupid you are ...i told bobby several times to get a building inspection report done Cheesy Cheesy.



Most people would just do a temporary repair on those bricks &
forget about the need for " damp coursing ".
You could probably get away with it.
The house seems to be built on sand which can subside under the foundations
if water comes from a broken gutter or spout.
Also the damp areas are breeding grounds for termites.

No wonder I see many houses bulldozed & new ones built.

If I could do a repair myself I'd probably buy that place.
It's just in a perfect location for me
& has a big backyard which I like.

I am still tempted if I could get it at a price where the cost of fixing
the brickwork is taken into account.
Unfortunately it doesn't work like that.
Someone will always pay the asking price because they
don't realise what they are getting in to.

The owner should have to supply an Archicentre & termite report by law.
Real estate buying & selling is out of control.
It is also tempting to go into heavier debt than is sensible.
But then if you lose your job or get sick you're in real trouble with the bank.

It's a stressful time when you look for a house.
I wish I had a builder friend who could inspect with me.
I would say that 99% of people at auctions are buying with no building report.
People in this country are heavy gamblers & risk takers.


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John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 8:27am:
ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 12:34am:
John Smith wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 9:18pm:
ian wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 8:48pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 8:17pm:
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it is ...it's not my fault common sense escapes you
I will remember that next time someone tells me a condemned house is "an easy fix"



who condemned it? you?

you didn't even know what damp coursing was  Grin Grin Grin
It wasnt relevant. The picture told the whole story. With or without damp coursing the property is a write off. I was right from the beginning, the builder confirmed it. Easy fix. lol. Feel stupid John? You should. Next time dont give stupid advice. You would have seen bobby get his fingers burnt for the sake of your own ego. tut tut. John.


The builder confirmed it? When did that happen?  The builder said'IF' Ian. That means the builder didn't know, and in this day and age where he has to cover his arse or risk being sued, the tendency is to cover all over with as many 'if's' 'maybe's' and 'possibles' as possible..
Like I said fool, the probability was all the mortar was mixed like that. The builder confirmed the probability. Fool.
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ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 12:34am:
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now you're just showing how truly stupid you are ...i told bobby several times to get a building inspection report done Cheesy Cheesy.
Do you deny you said it was an easy fix? yes or no. Just keep on making yourself look stupid here. You really are the forum buffoon, even with all the competition you are winning.
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And heres Johns post advising Bobby not to get a report done. What a prime d!ckhead.

John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:20pm:
Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:05pm:
This all wouldn't be an issue if by law the seller had to provide a report



why? bobby is aware of the problem and still looking at buying it. When is your brain going to connect with reality?

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The builder confirmed it? When did that happen?  The builder said'IF' Ian. That means the builder didn't know, and in this day and age where he has to cover his arse or risk being sued, the tendency is to cover all over with as many 'if's' 'maybe's' and 'possibles' as possible.



The builder has to cover his arse with a repair.
His repair would have to last at least 25 years
so they do it properly.

Dodgy house flippers would do a temporary repair with
$200 of cement & sand from Bunnings & the buyer
would not be aware.
2 years later the problem could come back & termites
could riddle the house.

I've watched the house flippers shows & "the Block"  etc
& I've never seen brick problems like this.
( it's all around the house on every wall but the picture is the worst spot )
Those TV shows are laughed at by real builders.
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ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 9:14pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 8:29am:
ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 12:34am:
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now you're just showing how truly stupid you are ...i told bobby several times to get a building inspection report done Cheesy Cheesy.
Do you deny you said it was an easy fix? yes or no. Just keep on making yourself look stupid here. You really are the forum buffoon, even with all the competition you are winning.


Yes and i still maintain it's an easy fix. I've done it before. It's tedious and time consuming, but not difficult.
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And heres Johns post advising Bobby not to get a report done. What a prime d!ckhead.

John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:20pm:
Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:05pm:
This all wouldn't be an issue if by law the seller had to provide a report



why? bobby is aware of the problem and still looking at buying it. When is your brain going to connect with reality?



I know you struggle with basics, but where have I advised Bobby NOT to get a report done? Do you even understand what's written in front of you/
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John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 8:27am:
ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 12:34am:
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ian wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 8:48pm:
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it is ...it's not my fault common sense escapes you
I will remember that next time someone tells me a condemned house is "an easy fix"



who condemned it? you?

you didn't even know what damp coursing was  Grin Grin Grin
It wasnt relevant. The picture told the whole story. With or without damp coursing the property is a write off. I was right from the beginning, the builder confirmed it. Easy fix. lol. Feel stupid John? You should. Next time dont give stupid advice. You would have seen bobby get his fingers burnt for the sake of your own ego. tut tut. John.


The builder confirmed it? When did that happen?  The builder said'IF' Ian. That means the builder didn't know, and in this day and age where he has to cover his arse or risk being sued, the tendency is to cover all over with as many 'if's' 'maybe's' and 'possibles' as possible..
Like I said fool, the probability was all the mortar was mixed like that. The builder confirmed the probability. Fool.


no, the builder confirmed that there IS a probability. The building game is all about limiting your liability Ian. One day, when you grow up and buy your own house, you may realise that.
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His repair would have to last at least 25 years


wrong ... 8 years
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John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 9:48pm:
ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 9:10pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 8:27am:
ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 12:34am:
John Smith wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 9:18pm:
ian wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 8:48pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 4th, 2016 at 8:17pm:
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it is ...it's not my fault common sense escapes you
I will remember that next time someone tells me a condemned house is "an easy fix"



who condemned it? you?

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It wasnt relevant. The picture told the whole story. With or without damp coursing the property is a write off. I was right from the beginning, the builder confirmed it. Easy fix. lol. Feel stupid John? You should. Next time dont give stupid advice. You would have seen bobby get his fingers burnt for the sake of your own ego. tut tut. John.


The builder confirmed it? When did that happen?  The builder said'IF' Ian. That means the builder didn't know, and in this day and age where he has to cover his arse or risk being sued, the tendency is to cover all over with as many 'if's' 'maybe's' and 'possibles' as possible..
Like I said fool, the probability was all the mortar was mixed like that. The builder confirmed the probability. Fool.


no, the builder confirmed that there IS a probability. The building game is all about limiting your liability Ian. 

Yes. eaxctly what i said. feel foolish now? You should. and you should just have shut up because you didnt know. Now you are reduced to echoing my comments and claiming them as your own. Very sad and pathetic. I feel sorry for you.
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John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 9:45pm:
ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 9:14pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 8:29am:
ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 12:34am:
. You would have seen bobby get his fingers burnt for the sake of your own ego



now you're just showing how truly stupid you are ...i told bobby several times to get a building inspection report done Cheesy Cheesy.
Do you deny you said it was an easy fix? yes or no. Just keep on making yourself look stupid here. You really are the forum buffoon, even with all the competition you are winning.


Yes and i still maintain it's an easy fix. I've done it before. It's tedious and time consuming, but not difficult.

Lol. How on earth is "tedious and time consuming" easy John? have you ever done any manual work in your whole life?. At least your peasant forebears had that to their credit.
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John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 9:47pm:
ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 9:15pm:
And heres Johns post advising Bobby not to get a report done. What a prime d!ckhead.

John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:20pm:
Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:05pm:
This all wouldn't be an issue if by law the seller had to provide a report



why? bobby is aware of the problem and still looking at buying it. When is your brain going to connect with reality?



I know you struggle with basics, but where have I advised Bobby NOT to get a report done? Do you even understand what's written in front of you/



still waiting Ian  Grin Grin Grin
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The builder confirmed it? When did that happen?  The builder said'IF' Ian. That means the builder didn't know, and in this day and age where he has to cover his arse or risk being sued, the tendency is to cover all over with as many 'if's' 'maybe's' and 'possibles' as possible.



The builder has to cover his arse with a repair.
His repair would have to last at least 25 years
so they do it properly.

Dodgy house flippers would do a temporary repair with
$200 of cement & sand from Bunnings & the buyer
would not be aware.
2 years later the problem could come back & termites
could riddle the house.

I've watched the house flippers shows & "the Block"  etc
& I've never seen brick problems like this.
( it's all around the house on every wall but the picture is the worst spot )
Those TV shows are laughed at by real builders.

Correct bobby.
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John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 9:45pm:
ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 9:14pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 8:29am:
ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 12:34am:
. You would have seen bobby get his fingers burnt for the sake of your own ego



now you're just showing how truly stupid you are ...i told bobby several times to get a building inspection report done Cheesy Cheesy.
Do you deny you said it was an easy fix? yes or no. Just keep on making yourself look stupid here. You really are the forum buffoon, even with all the competition you are winning.


Yes and i still maintain it's an easy fix. I've done it before. It's tedious and time consuming, but not difficult.

Lol. How on earth is "tedious and time consuming" easy John? have you ever done any manual work in your whole life?. At least your peasant forebears had that to their credit.


I do manual work all the time Ian. Unlike you, a bit of hard work doesn't scare me. Tedious and time consuming is not hard. Especially if you're not in a rush. Now if you had to run those bricks up 20 flights of stairs, then you might say it's a hard.
Although in your case you probably run out of puff just brushing your teeth
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Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:29pm:
OK thanks -
so you're saying you don't need any form of jack to hold the weight of the wall while the bricks are taken out?
Some bricks are just loose & come out by hand.
It's almost like there is nothing there at all to hold the weight of the wall.



if you're worried, crawl underneath and build a temporary pier. If it hasn't collapsed yet, I don't see why it would suddenly. As long as you only do a few bricks at a time.

Having said that, I haven't got the full picture. if you're not sure, get a building report.
More dangerous and stupid advice from John. What sort of tool would advise a layman to crawl under a house with structural problems?  Undecided
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Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:29pm:
OK thanks -
so you're saying you don't need any form of jack to hold the weight of the wall while the bricks are taken out?
Some bricks are just loose & come out by hand.
It's almost like there is nothing there at all to hold the weight of the wall.



if you're worried, crawl underneath and build a temporary pier. If it hasn't collapsed yet, I don't see why it would suddenly. As long as you only do a few bricks at a time.

Having said that, I haven't got the full picture. if you're not sure, get a building report.
More dangerous and stupid advice from John. What sort of tool would advise a layman to crawl under a house with structural problems?  Undecided



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ian wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:35pm:
Bobby, your issue with the bricks is incorrectly mixed mortar, just because this is the part of the brickwork you can see mortar missing does not mean there are not problems with the rest of the brickwork. Its likely that the mortar was incorrectly mixed for the whole job. Also, the fact that there are 2 apparent serious repair issues with this house means that there are probably a whole host of serious issues you cant see. Stay away. Do not buy this house unless you pay land value only with a discount for the price of demolishing this place.



this is the sort of house I love to buy ... most idiots stay away, they get scared. A little elbow grease and it'll most likely shine up nicely, then he can sell it to some idiot looking for no issues.

What a complete fool. As well as giving dangerous advice, johnthen pretends he is some sort of renovation expert and can easily fix houses with massive structural and white ant issues.
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John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 10:06pm:
ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 10:04pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 9:45pm:
ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 9:14pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 8:29am:
ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 12:34am:
. You would have seen bobby get his fingers burnt for the sake of your own ego



now you're just showing how truly stupid you are ...i told bobby several times to get a building inspection report done Cheesy Cheesy.
Do you deny you said it was an easy fix? yes or no. Just keep on making yourself look stupid here. You really are the forum buffoon, even with all the competition you are winning.


Yes and i still maintain it's an easy fix. I've done it before. It's tedious and time consuming, but not difficult.

Lol. How on earth is "tedious and time consuming" easy John? have you ever done any manual work in your whole life?. At least your peasant forebears had that to their credit.


I do manual work all the time Ian. Unlike you, a bit of hard work doesn't scare me. Tedious and time consuming is not hard. Especially if you're not in a rush. Now if you had to run those bricks up 20 flights of stairs, then you might say it's a hard.
Although in your case you probably run out of puff just brushing your teeth
Of course John, you must be fit from sitting behind your desk and posting on this forum 24  7..
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Bobby. wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 9:08pm:
..............It's a stressful time when you look for a house.
I wish I had a builder friend who could inspect with me..........
 


Yes, very stressful.

Did that carpenter seem ok ?

Maybe hire him to inspect other houses?

yes, it's very very stressful. Awfully so.
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John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 10:06pm:
ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 10:04pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 9:45pm:
ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 9:14pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 8:29am:
ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 12:34am:
. You would have seen bobby get his fingers burnt for the sake of your own ego



now you're just showing how truly stupid you are ...i told bobby several times to get a building inspection report done Cheesy Cheesy.
Do you deny you said it was an easy fix? yes or no. Just keep on making yourself look stupid here. You really are the forum buffoon, even with all the competition you are winning.


Yes and i still maintain it's an easy fix. I've done it before. It's tedious and time consuming, but not difficult.

Lol. How on earth is "tedious and time consuming" easy John? have you ever done any manual work in your whole life?. At least your peasant forebears had that to their credit.


I do manual work all the time Ian. Unlike you, a bit of hard work doesn't scare me. Tedious and time consuming is not hard. Especially if you're not in a rush. Now if you had to run those bricks up 20 flights of stairs, then you might say it's a hard.
Although in your case you probably run out of puff just brushing your teeth
Of course John, you must be fit from sitting behind your desk and posting on this forum 24  7..



I'm fairly fit Ian. In fact, I spent most of today working outside. If you think I'm on here 24/7 the perhaps you should seek help? Your fascination with me is affecting your cognitive abilities
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Reply #110 - Apr 5th, 2016 at 10:15pm
 
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:38pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:37pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:34pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:29pm:
OK thanks -
so you're saying you don't need any form of jack to hold the weight of the wall while the bricks are taken out?
Some bricks are just loose & come out by hand.
It's almost like there is nothing there at all to hold the weight of the wall.



if you're worried, crawl underneath and build a temporary pier. If it hasn't collapsed yet, I don't see why it would suddenly. As long as you only do a few bricks at a time.

Having said that, I haven't got the full picture. if you're not sure, get a building report.



I am almost sure that if I showed the bank that picture of the bricks they would want a full report.
It looks bad to me but I'm not a builder or any sort of expert.



you should ALWAYS get a building inspection BEFORE you buy. If this is what you can see, who knows what's there that you as a layman can't see.
First John says "if you arent sure get a building report" then he says 'you should ALWAYS get a building inspection BEFORE you buy'. This is of course after offering the advice that "its an easy fix". Lol, John the pro.
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Reply #111 - Apr 5th, 2016 at 10:16pm
 
Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 10:13pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 9:08pm:
..............It's a stressful time when you look for a house.
I wish I had a builder friend who could inspect with me..........
 


Yes, very stressful.

Did that carpenter seem ok ?

Maybe hire him to inspect other houses?

yes, it's very very stressful. Awfully so.



You don't hire a carpenter, you hire an independent building inspector. Carpenters will talk down jobs they don't like, and talk up jobs that they think they can make a quid on. You have the inspector inspect (most of the ones I've come across are retired builders anyway) and then you get the carpenter to quote on the inspectors findings
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Reply #112 - Apr 5th, 2016 at 10:17pm
 
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John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:38pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:37pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:34pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:29pm:
OK thanks -
so you're saying you don't need any form of jack to hold the weight of the wall while the bricks are taken out?
Some bricks are just loose & come out by hand.
It's almost like there is nothing there at all to hold the weight of the wall.



if you're worried, crawl underneath and build a temporary pier. If it hasn't collapsed yet, I don't see why it would suddenly. As long as you only do a few bricks at a time.

Having said that, I haven't got the full picture. if you're not sure, get a building report.



I am almost sure that if I showed the bank that picture of the bricks they would want a full report.
It looks bad to me but I'm not a builder or any sort of expert.



you should ALWAYS get a building inspection BEFORE you buy. If this is what you can see, who knows what's there that you as a layman can't see.
First John says "if you arent sure get a building report" then he says 'you should ALWAYS get a building inspection BEFORE you buy'. This is of course after offering the advice that "its an easy fix". Lol, John the pro.



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ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 10:11pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 10:06pm:
ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 10:04pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 9:45pm:
ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 9:14pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 8:29am:
ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 12:34am:
. You would have seen bobby get his fingers burnt for the sake of your own ego



now you're just showing how truly stupid you are ...i told bobby several times to get a building inspection report done Cheesy Cheesy.
Do you deny you said it was an easy fix? yes or no. Just keep on making yourself look stupid here. You really are the forum buffoon, even with all the competition you are winning.


Yes and i still maintain it's an easy fix. I've done it before. It's tedious and time consuming, but not difficult.

Lol. How on earth is "tedious and time consuming" easy John? have you ever done any manual work in your whole life?. At least your peasant forebears had that to their credit.


I do manual work all the time Ian. Unlike you, a bit of hard work doesn't scare me. Tedious and time consuming is not hard. Especially if you're not in a rush. Now if you had to run those bricks up 20 flights of stairs, then you might say it's a hard.
Although in your case you probably run out of puff just brushing your teeth
Of course John, you must be fit from sitting behind your desk and posting on this forum 24  7..



I'm fairly fit Ian. In fact, I spent most of today working outside. If you think I'm on here 24/7 the perhaps you should seek help? Your fascination with me is affecting your cognitive abilities
Why would i be fascinated with you John? You are much inferior to me in every aspect. I just enjoy playing with you and exposing your bluster.
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John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:39pm:
ian wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:35pm:
Bobby, your issue with the bricks is incorrectly mixed mortar, just because this is the part of the brickwork you can see mortar missing does not mean there are not problems with the rest of the brickwork. Its likely that the mortar was incorrectly mixed for the whole job. Also, the fact that there are 2 apparent serious repair issues with this house means that there are probably a whole host of serious issues you cant see. Stay away. Do not buy this house unless you pay land value only with a discount for the price of demolishing this place.



this is the sort of house I love to buy ... most idiots stay away, they get scared. A little elbow grease and it'll most likely shine up nicely, then he can sell it to some idiot looking for no issues.

What a complete fool. As well as giving dangerous advice, johnthen pretends he is some sort of renovation expert and can easily fix houses with massive structural and white ant issues.


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John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 10:14pm:
ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 10:11pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 10:06pm:
ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 10:04pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 9:45pm:
ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 9:14pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 8:29am:
ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 12:34am:
. You would have seen bobby get his fingers burnt for the sake of your own ego



now you're just showing how truly stupid you are ...i told bobby several times to get a building inspection report done Cheesy Cheesy.
Do you deny you said it was an easy fix? yes or no. Just keep on making yourself look stupid here. You really are the forum buffoon, even with all the competition you are winning.


Yes and i still maintain it's an easy fix. I've done it before. It's tedious and time consuming, but not difficult.

Lol. How on earth is "tedious and time consuming" easy John? have you ever done any manual work in your whole life?. At least your peasant forebears had that to their credit.


I do manual work all the time Ian. Unlike you, a bit of hard work doesn't scare me. Tedious and time consuming is not hard. Especially if you're not in a rush. Now if you had to run those bricks up 20 flights of stairs, then you might say it's a hard.
Although in your case you probably run out of puff just brushing your teeth
Of course John, you must be fit from sitting behind your desk and posting on this forum 24  7..



I'm fairly fit Ian. In fact, I spent most of today working outside. If you think I'm on here 24/7 the perhaps you should seek help? Your fascination with me is affecting your cognitive abilities
Why would i be fascinated with you John? You are much inferior to me in every aspect. I just enjoy playing with you and exposing your bluster.



Why? I don't know ...perhaps you're a closet fag. As for your feeling inferior, that's for you to sort out.
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Why? I don't know ...perhaps you're a closet fag. As for your feeling inferior, that's for you to sort out.

Calling me  a homo doesnt insult me John. Im not homophobic. And you need to understand, I dont feel inferior to you in any way, I feel much superior to you. Unlike you Im not a desk jockey desperately hoping to impress people on the internet. Unlike you i dont feel the need to lie about anything. You are transparent to me John. Totally.
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John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 10:17pm:
ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 10:15pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:38pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:37pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:34pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:29pm:
OK thanks -
so you're saying you don't need any form of jack to hold the weight of the wall while the bricks are taken out?
Some bricks are just loose & come out by hand.
It's almost like there is nothing there at all to hold the weight of the wall.



if you're worried, crawl underneath and build a temporary pier. If it hasn't collapsed yet, I don't see why it would suddenly. As long as you only do a few bricks at a time.

Having said that, I haven't got the full picture. if you're not sure, get a building report.



I am almost sure that if I showed the bank that picture of the bricks they would want a full report.
It looks bad to me but I'm not a builder or any sort of expert.



you should ALWAYS get a building inspection BEFORE you buy. If this is what you can see, who knows what's there that you as a layman can't see.
First John says "if you arent sure get a building report" then he says 'you should ALWAYS get a building inspection BEFORE you buy'. This is of course after offering the advice that "its an easy fix". Lol, John the pro.



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Why? I don't know ...perhaps you're a closet fag. As for your feeling inferior, that's for you to sort out.

Calling me  a homo doesnt insult me John. Im not homophobic. And you need to understand, I dont feel inferior to you in any way, I feel much superior to you. Unlike you Im not a desk jockey desperately hoping to impress people on the internet. Unlike you i dont feel the need to lie about anything. You are transparent to me John. Totally.


I wasn't calling you a homo  Ian, I was suggesting a motive. As to it's accuracy, that's for you to figure out.

I can tell you feel superior to me. That's why you're so determined to tell me so  Grin Grin Grin
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ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 10:15pm:
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OK thanks -
so you're saying you don't need any form of jack to hold the weight of the wall while the bricks are taken out?
Some bricks are just loose & come out by hand.
It's almost like there is nothing there at all to hold the weight of the wall.



if you're worried, crawl underneath and build a temporary pier. If it hasn't collapsed yet, I don't see why it would suddenly. As long as you only do a few bricks at a time.

Having said that, I haven't got the full picture. if you're not sure, get a building report.



I am almost sure that if I showed the bank that picture of the bricks they would want a full report.
It looks bad to me but I'm not a builder or any sort of expert.



you should ALWAYS get a building inspection BEFORE you buy. If this is what you can see, who knows what's there that you as a layman can't see.
First John says "if you arent sure get a building report" then he says 'you should ALWAYS get a building inspection BEFORE you buy'. This is of course after offering the advice that "its an easy fix". Lol, John the pro.



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that's the best you've got Ian?

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what a loser

I like posters who use emoticons a lot, it means they feel inferior and the need to over compensate. see how I can read you John?


All I can see is how stupid you really are. A laughing emoticon means that I am laughing. Would you prefer I put 'lol'  Cheesy Cheesy
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John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 9:47pm:
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And heres Johns post advising Bobby not to get a report done. What a prime d!ckhead.

John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:20pm:
Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:05pm:
This all wouldn't be an issue if by law the seller had to provide a report



why? bobby is aware of the problem and still looking at buying it. When is your brain going to connect with reality?



I know you struggle with basics, but where have I advised Bobby NOT to get a report done? Do you even understand what's written in front of you/



still waiting Ian  Grin Grin Grin



don't run away Ian ... stand by your comments. No need to be ashamed. (It's to late for that for you anyway) . Where did I tell him not to get a report?
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The builder confirmed it? When did that happen?  The builder said'IF' Ian. That means the builder didn't know, and in this day and age where he has to cover his arse or risk being sued, the tendency is to cover all over with as many 'if's' 'maybe's' and 'possibles' as possible.



The builder has to cover his arse with a repair.
His repair would have to last at least 25 years
so they do it properly.

Dodgy house flippers would do a temporary repair with
$200 of cement & sand from Bunnings & the buyer
would not be aware.
2 years later the problem could come back & termites
could riddle the house.

I've watched the house flippers shows & "the Block"  etc
& I've never seen brick problems like this.
( it's all around the house on every wall but the picture is the worst spot )
Those TV shows are laughed at by real builders.

Correct bobby.


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Why? I don't know ...perhaps you're a closet fag. As for your feeling inferior, that's for you to sort out.



Every thread gets turned into something about poofters.

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John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 10:14pm:
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John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 10:06pm:
ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 10:04pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 9:45pm:
ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 9:14pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 8:29am:
ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 12:34am:
. You would have seen bobby get his fingers burnt for the sake of your own ego



now you're just showing how truly stupid you are ...i told bobby several times to get a building inspection report done Cheesy Cheesy.
Do you deny you said it was an easy fix? yes or no. Just keep on making yourself look stupid here. You really are the forum buffoon, even with all the competition you are winning.


Yes and i still maintain it's an easy fix. I've done it before. It's tedious and time consuming, but not difficult.

Lol. How on earth is "tedious and time consuming" easy John? have you ever done any manual work in your whole life?. At least your peasant forebears had that to their credit.


I do manual work all the time Ian. Unlike you, a bit of hard work doesn't scare me. Tedious and time consuming is not hard. Especially if you're not in a rush. Now if you had to run those bricks up 20 flights of stairs, then you might say it's a hard.
Although in your case you probably run out of puff just brushing your teeth
Of course John, you must be fit from sitting behind your desk and posting on this forum 24  7..



I'm fairly fit Ian. In fact, I spent most of today working outside. If you think I'm on here 24/7 the perhaps you should seek help? Your fascination with me is affecting your cognitive abilities


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sometimes it feels like it  Cheesy Cheesy
well then you need to get smarter Johnny boy. I just made $150,000 overnight. Vendor wasnt aware land had been re zoned. I didnt have to crawl under a structurally unsound house to get it either. In fact I bought the property unseen. Up here for thinking John, down there for dancing.
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sometimes it feels like it  Cheesy Cheesy
well then you need to get smarter Johnny boy. I just made $150,000 overnight. Vendor wasnt aware land had been re zoned. I didnt have to crawl under a structurally unsound house to get it either. In fact I bought the property unseen. Up here for thinking John, down there for dancing.



Wow Ian - you did OK.
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sometimes it feels like it  Cheesy Cheesy
well then you need to get smarter Johnny boy. I just made $150,000 overnight. Vendor wasnt aware land had been re zoned. I didnt have to crawl under a structurally unsound house to get it either. In fact I bought the property unseen. Up here for thinking John, down there for dancing.


so you bought it and sold it overnight Ian? I think you're  full of sh1t. You haven't made anything. All you did was spend a few hundred thou.
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sometimes it feels like it  Cheesy Cheesy
well then you need to get smarter Johnny boy. I just made $150,000 overnight. Vendor wasnt aware land had been re zoned. I didnt have to crawl under a structurally unsound house to get it either. In fact I bought the property unseen. Up here for thinking John, down there for dancing.


so you bought it and sold it overnight Ian? I think you're  full of sh1t. You haven't made anything. All you did was spend a few hundred thou.



John - you're jealous -
we have a property mogul on Ozpolitic.
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Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 10:59pm:
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sometimes it feels like it  Cheesy Cheesy
well then you need to get smarter Johnny boy. I just made $150,000 overnight. Vendor wasnt aware land had been re zoned. I didnt have to crawl under a structurally unsound house to get it either. In fact I bought the property unseen. Up here for thinking John, down there for dancing.


so you bought it and sold it overnight Ian? I think you're  full of sh1t. You haven't made anything. All you did was spend a few hundred thou.



John - you're jealous -
we have a property mogul on Ozpolitic.


no Bobby, not jealous  ... but you don't make money by buying property. No matter how it's re- zoned. The profit comes when you SELL it.


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sometimes it feels like it  Cheesy Cheesy
well then you need to get smarter Johnny boy. I just made $150,000 overnight. Vendor wasnt aware land had been re zoned. I didnt have to crawl under a structurally unsound house to get it either. In fact I bought the property unseen. Up here for thinking John, down there for dancing.


so you bought it and sold it overnight Ian? I think you're  full of sh1t. You haven't made anything. All you did was spend a few hundred thou.

The resale was finalised this morning. I accepted the offer yesterday.The whole thing took 3 weeks. winner winner chicken dinner. Did it all on borrowed money and i have yet to step foot on the property.ii
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sometimes it feels like it  Cheesy Cheesy
well then you need to get smarter Johnny boy. I just made $150,000 overnight. Vendor wasnt aware land had been re zoned. I didnt have to crawl under a structurally unsound house to get it either. In fact I bought the property unseen. Up here for thinking John, down there for dancing.


so you bought it and sold it overnight Ian? I think you're  full of sh1t. You haven't made anything. All you did was spend a few hundred thou.

The resale was finalised this morning. I accepted the offer yesterday.The whole thing took 3 weeks. winner winner chicken dinner. Did it all on borrowed money.




3 weeks? Ohh, I thought you said overnight.  Cheesy Cheesy


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yes the whole deal in which I made $150,000 took 3 weeks. What did you make the last 3 weeks John?
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yes the whole deal in which I made $150,000 took 3 weeks. What did you make the last 3 weeks John?


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emoticons again John. They only show your urge to try to appear less inferior.
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emoticons again John. They only show your urge to try to appear less inferior.


No, we've already covered that. A laughing emoticon shows that I am laughing at you.

Ohh , and if you really felt superior, you wouldn't try astonishing me with your $150 000 profit (not quite ... but that's another story). You see, you wouldn't be trying to impress me (or anyone else) if you were so superior.

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ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 11:07pm:
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sometimes it feels like it  Cheesy Cheesy
well then you need to get smarter Johnny boy. I just made $150,000 overnight. Vendor wasnt aware land had been re zoned. I didnt have to crawl under a structurally unsound house to get it either. In fact I bought the property unseen. Up here for thinking John, down there for dancing.


so you bought it and sold it overnight Ian? I think you're  full of sh1t. You haven't made anything. All you did was spend a few hundred thou.

The resale was finalised this morning. I accepted the offer yesterday.The whole thing took 3 weeks. winner winner chicken dinner. Did it all on borrowed money.




3 weeks? Ohh, I thought you said overnight.  Cheesy Cheesy


The deal took 3 weeks. The profit was realised overnight. You see John, maybe this is why you are not very successful. You have to learn to understand the basics but not get too involved in semantics. Concentration on semantics will hinder your decision making. He who dares wins John. Not he who stands around nitpicking. Im giving you this free advice because in all truth, i feel a little sorry for you. you seem to be desperately trying to wear big boy pants on this forum, you must have a sad little life. Anyway, no charge.iiii







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emoticons again John. They only show your urge to try to appear less inferior.


No, we've already covered that. A laughing emoticon shows that I am laughing at you.

Ohh , and if you really felt superior, you wouldn't try astonishing me with your $150 000 profit (not quite ... but that's another story). You see, you wouldn't be trying to impress me (or anyone else) if you were so superior.







An emoticon shows you have nothing to say John. And a series of them shows you are trying to over compensate. Dont squirm, it only makes the web tighter. We all have egos john. im no different. Just felt like telling someone, a nobody like you on the internet seemed appropriate. Nothing to do with trying to impress you. please, dont flatter yourself.
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Bobby. wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 11:12pm:
ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 11:07pm:
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sometimes it feels like it  Cheesy Cheesy
well then you need to get smarter Johnny boy. I just made $150,000 overnight. Vendor wasnt aware land had been re zoned. I didnt have to crawl under a structurally unsound house to get it either. In fact I bought the property unseen. Up here for thinking John, down there for dancing.



Wow Ian - you did OK.


Wow, I have never had a windfall like that.

Going to buy yourself a 'well done' gift ?
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ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 11:44pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 11:30pm:
ian wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 11:07pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 11:01pm:
Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 5th, 2016 at 10:59pm:
Work for dole Wink



sometimes it feels like it  Cheesy Cheesy
well then you need to get smarter Johnny boy. I just made $150,000 overnight. Vendor wasnt aware land had been re zoned. I didnt have to crawl under a structurally unsound house to get it either. In fact I bought the property unseen. Up here for thinking John, down there for dancing.


so you bought it and sold it overnight Ian? I think you're  full of sh1t. You haven't made anything. All you did was spend a few hundred thou.

The resale was finalised this morning. I accepted the offer yesterday.The whole thing took 3 weeks. winner winner chicken dinner. Did it all on borrowed money and i have yet to step foot on the property.



Will the mean you'll get hit with CGT?
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I just spoke to another builder:

He says the house might be able to be saved without too much cost.
He would need to dig down to below the level of the bricks  -
even pull some bricks out & have a look
to see what's going on.
The most likely cause was stale cement - out of date -
past it's expiry date - was used by a bodgy builder.
He reckons I need to get a quote from a good bricky before considering to buy it.
He would need to check for any rotten wood behind the bricks.




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Bobby. wrote on Apr 6th, 2016 at 7:21am:
I just spoke to another builder:

He says the house might be able to be saved without too much cost.
He would need to dig down to below the level of the bricks  -
even pull some bricks out & have a look
to see what's going on.
The most likely cause was stale cement - out of date -
past it's expiry date - was used by a bodgy builder.
He reckons I need to get a quote from a good bricky before considering to buy it.
He would need to check for any rotten wood behind the bricks.
http://www.ozpolitic.com/album/forum-attachments/IMG_5577_a.jpg



Is it a supporting wall ?
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Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 6th, 2016 at 7:33am:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 6th, 2016 at 7:21am:
I just spoke to another builder:

He says the house might be able to be saved without too much cost.
He would need to dig down to below the level of the bricks  -
even pull some bricks out & have a look
to see what's going on.
The most likely cause was stale cement - out of date -
past it's expiry date - was used by a bodgy builder.
He reckons I need to get a quote from a good bricky before considering to buy it.
He would need to check for any rotten wood behind the bricks.
http://www.ozpolitic.com/album/forum-attachments/IMG_5577_a.jpg



Is it a supporting wall ?



No - it's brick veneer.
The house loads are held up by a wooden frame.
The only load bearing is holding the weight of the bricks above
the wall.
It's strange how the whole brick wall doesn't collapse
under it's own weight.
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An emoticon shows you have nothing to say John. And a series of them shows you are trying to over compensate.



no IAN, a series of them means that I'm laughing and not just having a chuckle. you'd best stick to what you know best  ...  amateur psychology certainly doesn't appear to be your topic.
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It's strange how the whole brick wall doesn't collapse



it's tied in to the wall .. and despite the mortar missing in many places, the bricks are still there to hold the weight from above. As long as you don't remove too many at once it won't fall down
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. Just felt like telling someone, a nobody like you on the internet seemed appropriate. Nothing to do with trying to impress you. please, dont flatter yourself.


you can't even be honest with yourself. If you weren't trying to impress, you wouldn't tell anyone, especially anonymous posters on the internet.  Apart from Andrei, have you ever seen anyone else on heretalk about how much money they make? You think you're the only one to make money? ? Do you want to know why no one feels the need to discuss it? it's because they have no need to impress you. Cheesy Cheesy

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It's strange how the whole brick wall doesn't collapse



it's tied in to the wall .. and despite the mortar missing in many places, the bricks are still there to hold the weight from above. As long as you don't remove too many at once it won't fall down



Some bricks are not holding any weight -
they are just sitting  there with a huge gap.

It makes me wonder that if you did move 4 or 5 bricks whether
the wall would start to crack & eventually come down.
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Bobby. wrote on Apr 6th, 2016 at 8:07pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 6th, 2016 at 9:04am:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 6th, 2016 at 7:48am:
It's strange how the whole brick wall doesn't collapse



it's tied in to the wall .. and despite the mortar missing in many places, the bricks are still there to hold the weight from above. As long as you don't remove too many at once it won't fall down



Some bricks are not holding any weight -
they are just sitting  there with a huge gap.

It makes me wonder that if you did move 4 or 5 bricks whether
the wall would start to crack & eventually come down.


eventually it would. Ever play Jenga Bobby? Much the same principle
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John Smith wrote on Apr 6th, 2016 at 9:12pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 6th, 2016 at 8:07pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 6th, 2016 at 9:04am:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 6th, 2016 at 7:48am:
It's strange how the whole brick wall doesn't collapse



it's tied in to the wall .. and despite the mortar missing in many places, the bricks are still there to hold the weight from above. As long as you don't remove too many at once it won't fall down



Some bricks are not holding any weight -
they are just sitting  there with a huge gap.

It makes me wonder that if you did move 4 or 5 bricks whether
the wall would start to crack & eventually come down.


eventually it would. Ever play Jenga Bobby? Much the same principle



No but it reminds me of why an archway in a tunnel doesn't fall down.
Maybe this is the same principle?


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I'm still getting quotes to fix the problem with those bricks.
So far $100 per square meter to repoint the bricks with new mortar but
no mention of damp coursing so
I just sent an email to a place that specialises in stopping rising damp.

I spoke to the real estate agent & the owner is not willing
to lower his price as the land is worth what he's asking for it -
or so he says.

This is getting interesting.
I can't find a location & price that suits me more - even after looking at 100s of adverts.
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Here's a picture of another part of a different wall:
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I'm still getting quotes to fix the problem with those bricks.
So far $100 per square meter to repoint the bricks with new mortar but
no mention of damp coursing so
I just sent an email to a place that specialises in stopping rising damp.

I spoke to the real estate agent & the owner is not willing
to lower his price as the land is worth what he's asking for it -
or so he says.

This is getting interesting.
I can't find a location & price that suits me more - even after looking at 100s of adverts.

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I can't find a location & price that suits me more - even after looking at 100s of adverts.


Have you considered Newtown, in Sydney?

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Bobby. wrote on Apr 7th, 2016 at 9:29pm:
I can't find a location & price that suits me more - even after looking at 100s of adverts.


Have you considered Newtown, in Sydney?




No - Bellevue Hill or  Point Piper or Darling Point is more to my liking.
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The Chinese keep pushing up the prices:

http://www.realestate.com.au/blog/australias-most-expensive-suburbs-in-2015/

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“Around 30% of the top end eastern Sydney market are Chinese buyers. Five or six years ago it was significantly less, around 5%. Other than that it’s locals that have done well in business or mining, doctors and other professionals.



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1. Darling Point, NSW – $5,651,000
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Bobby. wrote on Apr 6th, 2016 at 7:48am:
Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 6th, 2016 at 7:33am:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 6th, 2016 at 7:21am:
I just spoke to another builder:

He says the house might be able to be saved without too much cost.
He would need to dig down to below the level of the bricks  -
even pull some bricks out & have a look
to see what's going on.
The most likely cause was stale cement - out of date -
past it's expiry date - was used by a bodgy builder.
He reckons I need to get a quote from a good bricky before considering to buy it.
He would need to check for any rotten wood behind the bricks.
http://www.ozpolitic.com/album/forum-attachments/IMG_5577_a.jpg



Is it a supporting wall ?



No - it's brick veneer.
The house loads are held up by a wooden frame.

The only load bearing is holding the weight of the bricks above
the wall.
It's strange how the whole brick wall doesn't collapse
under it's own weight.



aahh, that changes the scenario a bit I believe.

So despite the looks (which are pretty awful), the brick wall could be totally removed with no adverse effects?

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Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 7th, 2016 at 11:28pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 6th, 2016 at 7:48am:
Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 6th, 2016 at 7:33am:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 6th, 2016 at 7:21am:
I just spoke to another builder:

He says the house might be able to be saved without too much cost.
He would need to dig down to below the level of the bricks  -
even pull some bricks out & have a look
to see what's going on.
The most likely cause was stale cement - out of date -
past it's expiry date - was used by a bodgy builder.
He reckons I need to get a quote from a good bricky before considering to buy it.
He would need to check for any rotten wood behind the bricks.
http://www.ozpolitic.com/album/forum-attachments/IMG_5577_a.jpg



Is it a supporting wall ?



No - it's brick veneer.
The house loads are held up by a wooden frame.

The only load bearing is holding the weight of the bricks above
the wall.
It's strange how the whole brick wall doesn't collapse
under it's own weight.



aahh, that changes the scenario a bit I believe.

So despite the looks (which are pretty awful), the brick wall could be totally removed with no adverse effects?




The bricks are keeping the weather out.
They act as the shell of the building.
The building is repairable & I need to get
a price to stop the problem returning.
Still waiting on a reply.
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Where is Lisa when we need her?

She is supposed to be the moderator of the Real Estate section.
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Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:32pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:27pm:
As for the shower, assume it's all rotten.


Work out what it will cost you to repair all this stuff then get the seller to knock that of the price.



Yes - these things can be used as bargaining chips.
the seller of that place with a bad shower wouldn't admit
there was a serious problem -
he said it was easy to fix - just a few rotten boards &
the rest of it was OK. - he couldn't be bothered tearing the tiles up to do it.
Of course - he would downplay it!



bobs when we first moved to Canberra we rented ..one day the tiles in the shower actually moved...incredible..we found out the shower had no wet wall the tiles had been just laid on gyprock  of course it had been patched up in the past  ... but how useless was that...

I would not trust your eyes alone.....that is a massive water problem....

I also knew someone who bought a house from the owner builder....when they removed the wallpaper from the main bedroom wall.. it was covering up a huge hole... he must have run out of noggins...lol...


it cost me I think almost a $1000 for a building inspection before I could sell my house....

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cods wrote on Apr 8th, 2016 at 8:59am:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:32pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 3rd, 2016 at 11:27pm:
As for the shower, assume it's all rotten.


Work out what it will cost you to repair all this stuff then get the seller to knock that of the price.



Yes - these things can be used as bargaining chips.
the seller of that place with a bad shower wouldn't admit
there was a serious problem -
he said it was easy to fix - just a few rotten boards &
the rest of it was OK. - he couldn't be bothered tearing the tiles up to do it.
Of course - he would downplay it!



bobs when we first moved to Canberra we rented ..one day the tiles in the shower actually moved...incredible..we found out the shower had no wet wall the tiles had been just laid on gyprock  of course it had been patched up in the past  ... but how useless was that...

I would not trust your eyes alone.....that is a massive water problem....

I also knew someone who bought a house from the owner builder....when they removed the wallpaper from the main bedroom wall.. it was covering up a huge hole... he must have run out of noggins...lol...


it cost me I think almost a $1000 for a building inspection before I could sell my house....

I think thats fair..



Hi Cods,
I haven't seen a single house ever offered with an independent building inspection report.
It should be mandatory by law.
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Bobby. wrote on Apr 8th, 2016 at 10:35pm:
Hi Cods,
I haven't seen a single house ever offered with an independent building inspection report.
It should be mandatory by law.



don't be daft Bobby. If the owner provides it, it's not independent. Do you know how many builders I know who would give me a positive report if I asked, sight unseen? The best way to be sure is to commission your own.
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John Smith wrote on Apr 8th, 2016 at 10:39pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 8th, 2016 at 10:35pm:
Hi Cods,
I haven't seen a single house ever offered with an independent building inspection report.
It should be mandatory by law.



don't be daft Bobby. If the owner provides it, it's not independent. Do you know how many builders I know who would give me a positive report if I asked, sight unseen? The best way to be sure is to commission your own.



Don't worry - I am going to get an independent report
on any place I buy.
In fact - my bank demanded one.

Trouble is that a lot of reports are worthless.
They can't pull away walls to check for rotting wood.
They can't dig down under bad bricks to see if they have proper damp coursing fitted.
If there is no manhole to go under the house how can they check the stumps?
They can't remove a tile in the bathroom to check for rotting wood.

A proper builder with permission to do a little damage would be the best but that is not going to happen.




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John Smith wrote on Apr 8th, 2016 at 10:39pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 8th, 2016 at 10:35pm:
Hi Cods,
I haven't seen a single house ever offered with an independent building inspection report.
It should be mandatory by law.



don't be daft Bobby. If the owner provides it, it's not independent. Do you know how many builders I know who would give me a positive report if I asked, sight unseen? The best way to be sure is to commission your own.


then make it a jailable offense to falsify a report and the reporting standards would soon improve Wink Why should ten interested parties each fork out for a report ? That is totally retarded. The seller should provide a legitimate report as is done with road worthy certificates !!

The problem is with this industry is that the rogues in the industry dictate the legislation to the piss-weak politicians who are willing accept their political donations Sad
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Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 8th, 2016 at 11:00pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 8th, 2016 at 10:39pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 8th, 2016 at 10:35pm:
Hi Cods,
I haven't seen a single house ever offered with an independent building inspection report.
It should be mandatory by law.



don't be daft Bobby. If the owner provides it, it's not independent. Do you know how many builders I know who would give me a positive report if I asked, sight unseen? The best way to be sure is to commission your own.


then make it a jailable offense to falsify a report and the reporting standards would soon improve Wink Why should ten interested parties each fork out for a report ? That is totally retarded. The seller should provide a legitimate report as is done with road worthy certificates !!

The problem is with this industry is that the rogues in the industry dictate the legislation to the piss-weak politicians who are willing accept their political donations Sad



Hi sir Nail,
the politicians could easily make an inspection  report mandatory from the seller
with a simple act of parliament.

They won't do it because they are all evil.
I will never vote for any politician again.
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Bobby. wrote on Apr 8th, 2016 at 11:07pm:
Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 8th, 2016 at 11:00pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 8th, 2016 at 10:39pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 8th, 2016 at 10:35pm:
Hi Cods,
I haven't seen a single house ever offered with an independent building inspection report.
It should be mandatory by law.



don't be daft Bobby. If the owner provides it, it's not independent. Do you know how many builders I know who would give me a positive report if I asked, sight unseen? The best way to be sure is to commission your own.


then make it a jailable offense to falsify a report and the reporting standards would soon improve Wink Why should ten interested parties each fork out for a report ? That is totally retarded. The seller should provide a legitimate report as is done with road worthy certificates !!

The problem is with this industry is that the rogues in the industry dictate the legislation to the piss-weak politicians who are willing accept their political donations Sad



Hi sir Nail,
the politicians could easily make an inspection  report mandatory from the seller
with a simple act of parliament.

They won't do it because they are all evil.
I will never vote for any politician again.


They would never do it because most houses would fail the test and could not be sold based on safety issues so the industry would collapse over night !! But never let safety get in the way of turning over a quick buck eh Wink
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Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 8th, 2016 at 11:10pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 8th, 2016 at 11:07pm:
Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 8th, 2016 at 11:00pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 8th, 2016 at 10:39pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 8th, 2016 at 10:35pm:
Hi Cods,
I haven't seen a single house ever offered with an independent building inspection report.
It should be mandatory by law.



don't be daft Bobby. If the owner provides it, it's not independent. Do you know how many builders I know who would give me a positive report if I asked, sight unseen? The best way to be sure is to commission your own.


then make it a jailable offense to falsify a report and the reporting standards would soon improve Wink Why should ten interested parties each fork out for a report ? That is totally retarded. The seller should provide a legitimate report as is done with road worthy certificates !!

The problem is with this industry is that the rogues in the industry dictate the legislation to the piss-weak politicians who are willing accept their political donations Sad



Hi sir Nail,
the politicians could easily make an inspection  report mandatory from the seller
with a simple act of parliament.

They won't do it because they are all evil.
I will never vote for any politician again.


They would never do it because most houses would fail the test and could not be sold based on safety issues so the industry would collapse over night !! But never let safety get in the way of turning over a quick buck eh Wink



Hi sir Nail,
good houses would pass the test.
Other houses are sold based just on the land value
& are bulldozed anyway.
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Bobby. wrote on Apr 8th, 2016 at 10:35pm:
Hi Cods,
I haven't seen a single house ever offered with an independent building inspection report.
It should be mandatory by law.



don't be daft Bobby. If the owner provides it, it's not independent. Do you know how many builders I know who would give me a positive report if I asked, sight unseen? The best way to be sure is to commission your own.


then make it a jailable offense to falsify a report and the reporting standards would soon improve Wink Why should ten interested parties each fork out for a report ? That is totally retarded. The seller should provide a legitimate report as is done with road worthy certificates !!

The problem is with this industry is that the rogues in the industry dictate the legislation to the piss-weak politicians who are willing accept their political donations Sad



fraud is already a jailable offense.  Cheesy Cheesy
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I will never vote for any politician again.


good idea . next election, you should vote for the checkout chick Cheesy Cheesy
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good idea . next election, you should vote for the checkout chick Cheesy Cheesy



I have seen a few hot looking ones.  Wink
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Hi Cods,
I haven't seen a single house ever offered with an independent building inspection report.
It should be mandatory by law.



don't be daft Bobby. If the owner provides it, it's not independent. Do you know how many builders I know who would give me a positive report if I asked, sight unseen? The best way to be sure is to commission your own.



IT IS LAW IN ACT..

and no pet you dont provide it.. YOU THE OWNER JUST PAYS FOR IT>>

they the GOVT send round a team when your house goes on the market..

the agent gives you a rough idea of the cost...

thats all I can tell you..

but you or the agent have no say in it whatever... the buyer would get a copy of their report as I did..

so if they make a mistake and the house is built on a rubbish tip....... they the building code body  will be sued not the seller..

it is all proper and above board........

neither side can pick who does the survey.

I thought it was the law all over.....

I agree it should be...

you need to think how much work are you prepared to do... as it looks like a lot of expensive works needs doing.....do your homework bobs.. it will be worth it...unless you are a sooper dooper tradie who can do everything..



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IT IS LAW IN ACT..



No idea of the law in the ACT. Last time i went there was to go to the war memorial, not buy a house.
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John Smith wrote on Apr 8th, 2016 at 11:19pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 8th, 2016 at 11:07pm:
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good idea . next election, you should vote for the checkout chick Cheesy Cheesy



I have seen a few hot looking ones.  Wink



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cods wrote on Apr 9th, 2016 at 4:48pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 8th, 2016 at 10:39pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 8th, 2016 at 10:35pm:
Hi Cods,
I haven't seen a single house ever offered with an independent building inspection report.
It should be mandatory by law.



don't be daft Bobby. If the owner provides it, it's not independent. Do you know how many builders I know who would give me a positive report if I asked, sight unseen? The best way to be sure is to commission your own.



IT IS LAW IN ACT..

and no pet you dont provide it.. YOU THE OWNER JUST PAYS FOR IT>>

they the GOVT send round a team when your house goes on the market..

the agent gives you a rough idea of the cost...

thats all I can tell you..

but you or the agent have no say in it whatever... the buyer would get a copy of their report as I did..

so if they make a mistake and the house is built on a rubbish tip....... they the building code body  will be sued not the seller..

it is all proper and above board........

neither side can pick who does the survey.

I thought it was the law all over.....

I agree it should be...

you need to think how much work are you prepared to do... as it looks like a lot of expensive works needs doing.....do your homework bobs.. it will be worth it...unless you are a sooper dooper tradie who can do everything..




Hi Cods,
I just looked at a place further out east -
it's all perfect - renovated - painted - it ticks every box
& I can afford it with a tiny mortgage.


The other place featured in the pictures -
with the faulty bricks is really bad.
I inspected it today & the only thing going for it
is the land value.
It would cost a lot of money to fix it up & I don't want to borrow
so much money & have another mortgage over my head.
the last mortgage drove me mad until I paid it off. 
I hate owing money.
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Some more pictures of the house with the bad bricks & also under the house!
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Under the house - concrete stumps:

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Close up of one stump.
Notice the stump is cracked!
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Under the house - concrete stumps:



great idea if you're worried about termites. Hadn't seen concrete ones like that used on houses before
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great idea if you're worried about termites. Hadn't seen concrete ones like that used on houses before


Really?

They're very common in WA.

I had the first house I ever bought re-stumped with concrete.

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great idea if you're worried about termites. Hadn't seen concrete ones like that used on houses before



It's not supposed to be a termite area.
Notice what appears to be salt at the bottom of the stump?
That's typical of water damage.
It must be very wet soil when it rains with poor drainage.
It shows what can happen if people don't fix problems early.

I will follow this house to see who buys it -
for how much & what happens.
The real estate agent said it would quite likely be bought by a developer & demolished  to build a brand new house.

Maybe it could be fixed up by a builder when he's not doing other jobs?
It's too much for me to do as it needs a complete renovation inside as well.
The asking price is too high.
If they reduced the price by 100K I'd buy it
but the owner wants his pound of flesh & he'll get it -
the market is just so hot at the moment.
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Under the house - concrete stumps:



great idea if you're worried about termites. Hadn't seen concrete ones like that used on houses before


Really?

They're very common in WA.

I had the first house I ever bought re-stumped with concrete.



nope ... seen walls down to foundations, timber posts on pole homes and brick piers, but never concrete like that. I have seen it in commercail applications on an old shop / restaurant  ...

my first house's foundations were just common bricks laid down on their sides with the walls build on top of that. No mortar or concrete at all in the foundations. Damn thing was 80 yrs old, only two doors down from the rail line (so lots of vibrations) and hardy a crack anywhere.

They certainly don't build them like that anymore.
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John Smith wrote on Apr 9th, 2016 at 10:53pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 9th, 2016 at 10:41pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 9th, 2016 at 10:37pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 9th, 2016 at 7:56pm:
Under the house - concrete stumps:



great idea if you're worried about termites. Hadn't seen concrete ones like that used on houses before


Really?

They're very common in WA.

I had the first house I ever bought re-stumped with concrete.



nope ... seen walls down to foundations, timber posts on pole homes and brick piers, but never concrete like that. I have seen it in commercail applications on an old shop / restaurant  ...

my first house's foundations were just common bricks laid down on their sides with the walls build on top of that. No mortar or concrete at all in the foundations. Damn thing was 80 yrs old, only two doors down from the rail line (so lots of vibrations) and hardy a crack anywhere.

They certainly don't build them like that anymore.


Well, there you go.

Here in Perth, many (if not most) old homes have been re-stumped with concrete.

Then again, we do things differently here: we build houses with double brick.

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Well, there you go.

Here in Perth, many (if not most) old homes have been re-stumped with concrete.

Then again, we do things differently here: we build houses with double brick.




I have a German friend who says we build poor quality houses here in Australia.
The one I have shown in these pics is only 28 years old!
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Close up of one stump.
Notice the stump is cracked!


The flipmen would buy this for 60K in the US and spend 20K fixing it up and then flip it for 110K. None of this $550K rubbish ripoff that we get here. We get totally ripped off on housing because the banks here are playing everyone for suckers Sad


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Sir lastnail wrote on Apr 9th, 2016 at 11:08pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 9th, 2016 at 7:56pm:
Close up of one stump.
Notice the stump is cracked!


The flipmen would buy this for 60K in the US and spend 20K fixing it up and then flip it for 110K. None of this $550K rubbish ripoff that we get here. We get totally ripped off on housing because the banks here are playing everyone for suckers Sad





Yes sir Nail,
in Melbourne you could quite easily pay $1 million for a dump
that is ready to fall down.


Today - I saw a modest place with no backyard get passed in at auction for 700K

It's getting ridiculous.
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Close up of one stump.
Notice the stump is cracked!


Hi Bobby,

that does not appear to be a correctly made concrete stump.
See how one side is all rough ?
They are normally smooth and finished on all sides.
I put some in once.

this one appears to be a home made stump.
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Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 9th, 2016 at 11:41pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 9th, 2016 at 7:56pm:
Close up of one stump.
Notice the stump is cracked!


Hi Bobby,

that does not appear to be a correctly made concrete stump.
See how one side is all rough ?
They are normally smooth and finished on all sides.
I put some in once.

this one appears to be a home made stump.



A home made stump - wow!


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A good house to not buy Smiley
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Hi Sprint,
I think it would be alright for a builder who had all the money
to buy it upfront - no mortgage -
& he could fix it up when he didn't have other jobs to do.

In a few years it would be worth 100K to 200K more if
this real estate bubble keeps inflating.

I prefer to buy a place that is all perfect to start off with.
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Well, there you go.

Here in Perth, many (if not most) old homes have been re-stumped with concrete.

Then again, we do things differently here: we build houses with double brick.




I have a German friend who says we build poor quality houses here in Australia.
The one I have shown in these pics is only 28 years old!



we do. We build according to our environment. Every country does. We don't need our houses to withstand -30 degrees temps or hold up tons of snow.
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John Smith wrote on Apr 10th, 2016 at 9:28am:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 9th, 2016 at 11:01pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 9th, 2016 at 10:55pm:
Well, there you go.

Here in Perth, many (if not most) old homes have been re-stumped with concrete.

Then again, we do things differently here: we build houses with double brick.




I have a German friend who says we build poor quality houses here in Australia.
The one I have shown in these pics is only 28 years old!



we do. We build according to our environment. Every country does. We don't need our houses to withstand -30 degrees temps or hold up tons of snow.




OK -
I wonder why houses aren't built with reinforced concrete walls?

Then you could put a flat roof on top & have the roof area as a garden or place to have deck chairs etc.
You could double your usable space.

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I wonder why houses aren't built with reinforced concrete walls



nothing stopping you ... .except that like everyone else, you want the smallest mortgage you can get.
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OK -
I wonder why houses aren't built with reinforced concrete walls



nothing stopping you ... .except that like everyone else, you want the smallest mortgage you can get.



OK - so reinforced concrete costs a lot more than brick veneer?
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OK -
I wonder why houses aren't built with reinforced concrete walls



nothing stopping you ... .except that like everyone else, you want the smallest mortgage you can get.



OK - so reinforced concrete costs a lot more than brick veneer?


I imagine so otherwise everyone would do it.
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@ Bobby

Having worked for a house-moving company in Queensland, I would suggest that you have a look at a smaller, low-set, timber house and consider raising it to gain the room underneath.

You need to find something that is stumped to begin with. Add-ons to the structure like laundries, verandas, etc., can be separated from the main structure during the lift.

Brick veneer construction is unlikely to able to be successfully raised.

I don't know where you are considering buying, but the advantages of raising as opposed to extending are many. For one, you can double the usable area of the structure - even though the house might be small to begin with.

With this method, you have time to plan your utilisation of such extra space while in residence.

Again, it's a matter of factoring the extra expense.

Here's an example:



A house raised 8' can be enclosed underneath and be legally classified as living area.

It's an option you may not have considered.



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Lionel Edriess wrote on Apr 10th, 2016 at 1:43pm:
@ Bobby

Having worked for a house-moving company in Queensland, I would suggest that you have a look at a smaller, low-set, timber house and consider raising it to gain the room underneath.

You need to find something that is stumped to begin with. Add-ons to the structure like laundries, verandas, etc., can be separated from the main structure during the lift.

Brick veneer construction is unlikely to able to be successfully raised.

I don't know where you are considering buying, but the advantages of raising as opposed to extending are many. For one, you can double the usable area of the structure - even though the house might be small to begin with.

With this method, you have time to plan your utilisation of such extra space while in residence.

Again, it's a matter of factoring the extra expense.

Here's an example:



A house raised 8' can be enclosed underneath and be legally classified as living area.

It's an option you may not have considered.




Thanks Lionel,
I am well aware of that.
I am not buying weather board.
Re-inforced concrete is not available anywhere.

I only want to buy brick veneer with the bricks in good condition.
I placed on offer on a house today with over 750 m2 of land.
Wish me luck.

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Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 10th, 2016 at 12:45am:
A good house to not buy Smiley



Hi Sprint,
I think it would be alright for a builder who had all the money
to buy it upfront - no mortgage -
& he could fix it up when he didn't have other jobs to do.

In a few years it would be worth 100K to 200K more if
this real estate bubble keeps inflating.

I prefer to buy a place that is all perfect to start off with.


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Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 10th, 2016 at 5:08pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 10th, 2016 at 6:35am:
Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 10th, 2016 at 12:45am:
A good house to not buy Smiley



Hi Sprint,
I think it would be alright for a builder who had all the money
to buy it upfront - no mortgage -
& he could fix it up when he didn't have other jobs to do.

In a few years it would be worth 100K to 200K more if
this real estate bubble keeps inflating.

I prefer to buy a place that is all perfect to start off with.


A very good idea




Yes Sprint,
when you see some of the actual places that look so good
in the adverts it comes as a shock:

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Bobby. wrote on Apr 10th, 2016 at 7:10pm:
when you see some of the actual places that look so good
in the adverts it comes as a shock:



the only shock is that you seem to be genuinely shocked by it .... are you really that gullible as to believe photos designed to sell you a product are genuinely representative?

Have you seen how big a Big Mac looks in all the promo photos?
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John Smith wrote on Apr 10th, 2016 at 7:12pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 10th, 2016 at 7:10pm:
when you see some of the actual places that look so good
in the adverts it comes as a shock:



the only shock is that you seem to be genuinely shocked by it .... are you really that gullible as to believe photos designed to sell you a product are genuinely representative?

Have you seen how big a Big Mac looks in all the promo photos?



I am surprised by the dishonesty of the real estate agent adverts.
People will find out the truth anyway -
when they come to inspect the property.
There is no point in hiding obvious faults -
it just wastes everyone's time including the agents.
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I am surprised by the dishonesty of the real estate agent adverts.



but they're not being dishonest. They aren't builders so they're not qualified to comment about any issues, real or imagined. Their job is to sell.

No salesman in the world sells anything by highlighting flaws in the product.
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John Smith wrote on Apr 10th, 2016 at 7:46pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 10th, 2016 at 7:35pm:
I am surprised by the dishonesty of the real estate agent adverts.



but they're not being dishonest. They aren't builders so they're not qualified to comment about any issues, real or imagined. Their job is to sell.

No salesman in the world sells anything by highlighting flaws in the product.



What they do is use euphemisms  e.g.

a dump that needs bulldozing is called

a renovators delight.

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Bobby. wrote on Apr 10th, 2016 at 6:35am:
I prefer to buy a place that is all perfect to start off with.


Or near perfect.  The only way you can get exactly what you like is by building from scratch.  If you are buying an existing house, don't worry too much about the bathrooms or kitchen or garden.  Look rather at whether the building is in sound condition, where it is located and whether or not it has a floor plan that suits how you will live in it.

We bought our present house almost three years ago.  It was in pretty good condition (it was only 12 years old) and we could have moved straight in, but I chose to repaint it inside before we did and also replaced the carpet in the main bedroom.  After we moved in, we had almost everything removed from the existing garden and I replanted it all (only two roses and the hedge at the front remain from the original garden) - thankfully none of the trees were large enough to be subject to tree preservation orders.  Then we had the en-suite, main bathroom and toilet completely gutted and renovated - they were serviceable, but not what we wanted.  The entrance doors and side lights have been changed - not because there was anything wrong with them but rather because we didn't really like what was there.  The only unplanned expenditure was on the roof - it turned out that the cement on the ridge tiles was crumbling.  The kitchen can wait - we will probably have it redone in a couple of years, but it is OK for now and, when we have it renovated, it will probably be more or less the same layout.

All in all, it took us well over six months to find the house we wanted and, after a bit of work, we have more or less what we would have had if we had built from scratch - and in a position that is handy to almost everything. 
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Wolseley wrote on Apr 10th, 2016 at 11:47pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 10th, 2016 at 6:35am:
I prefer to buy a place that is all perfect to start off with.


Or near perfect.  The only way you can get exactly what you like is by building from scratch.  If you are buying an existing house, don't worry too much about the bathrooms or kitchen or garden.  Look rather at whether the building is in sound condition, where it is located and whether or not it has a floor plan that suits how you will live in it.

We bought our present house almost three years ago.  It was in pretty good condition (it was only 12 years old) and we could have moved straight in, but I chose to repaint it inside before we did and also replaced the carpet in the main bedroom.  After we moved in, we had almost everything removed from the existing garden and I replanted it all (only two roses and the hedge at the front remain from the original garden) - thankfully none of the trees were large enough to be subject to tree preservation orders.  Then we had the en-suite, main bathroom and toilet completely gutted and renovated - they were serviceable, but not what we wanted.  The entrance doors and side lights have been changed - not because there was anything wrong with them but rather because we didn't really like what was there.  The only unplanned expenditure was on the roof - it turned out that the cement on the ridge tiles was crumbling.  The kitchen can wait - we will probably have it redone in a couple of years, but it is OK for now and, when we have it renovated, it will probably be more or less the same layout.

All in all, it took us well over six months to find the house we wanted and, after a bit of work, we have more or less what we would have had if we had built from scratch - and in a position that is handy to almost everything. 


Hi Wolseley,
You have done well.
I was prepared to do some renovations in a more expensive area but my offer fell through -
the owners wanted too much for a place that required
30K of work to finish off & also some clown had painted the bricks white many years ago & the paint was peeling off.
Bricks need to breathe out the moisture to stop wood rotting behind them so paint is undesirable.

The place shown in the pics on this thread required too much work or to be bulldozed.
Once again the owner wanted far too much for it.

By going a bit further East I was able to put in an offer for a place that is as you say - near perfect -
& requires only a tiny mortgage after I sell my place.
I am still waiting for a reply.

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Bobby. wrote on Apr 10th, 2016 at 7:58pm:
What they do is use euphemisms  e.g.

a dump that needs bulldozing is called

a renovators delight.



how is that different from 'fresh food people' when the food has been sitting in cool rooms for 6 months? or 'the bank that cares' or any other of the millions of lines used in advertising? Renovators dreams do not need bulldozing, they just need a renovator who's not scared of some work. While it might not suit you, there are many that love em.
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John Smith wrote on Apr 11th, 2016 at 8:54am:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 10th, 2016 at 7:58pm:
What they do is use euphemisms  e.g.

a dump that needs bulldozing is called

a renovators delight.



how is that different from 'fresh food people' when the food has been sitting in cool rooms for 6 months? or 'the bank that cares' or any other of the millions of lines used in advertising? Renovators dreams do not need bulldozing, they just need a renovator who's not scared of some work. While it might not suit you, there are many that love em.



You have a point & as you said -
those McDonald's hamburgers pictures look so wonderful
until you get your hamburger & it looks nothing like the one
in the picture.





Also - I've already said that a builder or bricky could take on
that place with the stuffed bricks & make it nice
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Latest news,
My search is over -
my offer for a house has been accepted.
Once I sell my place I'll only have a tiny mortgage.
I can't wait to move in in just over 30 days.

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Thanks Sprint,
I expect to have to do some maintenance over the next 10 years
but the house is in excellent condition.
I can't find a crack in the brickwork or mortar & it's all straight.


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Congratulations Bobby. I'm glad you stopped waiting for the bubble to burst like nail is doing .... renting while retired or on a pension is difficult
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Thanks John,
The problem was that for every dollar I saved - the house prices would go up 2 or 3 dollars.
It was costing me money to have money in the bank.
The bubble just would not burst.
The time to act was now & I'm left with only a tiny mortgage
when I sell my place.
I just hope I get a decent price for my place.

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Bobby. wrote on Apr 12th, 2016 at 9:50pm:
John Smith wrote on Apr 12th, 2016 at 9:41pm:
Congratulations Bobby. I'm glad you stopped waiting for the bubble to burst like nail is doing .... renting while retired or on a pension is difficult



Thanks John,
The problem was that for every dollar I saved - the house prices would go up 2 or 3 dollars.
It was costing me money to have money in the bank.
The bubble just would not burst.
The time to act was now & I'm left with only a tiny mortgage
when I sell my place.
I just hope I get a decent price for my place.

cheers

Bobby.





The trick I ended up using to get a house was to tell a real Estate agent
exactly what I wanted & to make a good  offer before
the house was put on the market.

Once they are on the market the Chinese always outbid you in any auction.
Most of the other places were over priced & there were too many dumps for sale.
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John Smith wrote on Apr 12th, 2016 at 9:41pm:
Congratulations Bobby. I'm glad you stopped waiting for the bubble to burst like nail is doing .... renting while retired or on a pension is difficult

Exactly.  The last thing you want is to still be renting after you retire.  It's a recipe for disaster.

Bobby. wrote on Apr 12th, 2016 at 9:50pm:
The bubble just would not burst.

It might deflate a bit, but it's not going to burst.

Bobby. wrote on Apr 12th, 2016 at 9:50pm:
I just hope I get a decent price for my place.

I hope you do too but if you get an offer that's near what you want, you may as well take it rather than hanging around hoping for something better.
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Wolseley wrote on Apr 12th, 2016 at 10:10pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 12th, 2016 at 9:50pm:
[quote author=John_Smith link=1459686655/208#208 date=1460461293]Congratulations Bobby. I'm glad you stopped waiting for the bubble to burst like nail is doing .... renting while retired or on a pension is difficult [/quote

Exactly.  The last thing you want is to still be renting after you retire.  It's a recipe for disaster.

Bobby. wrote on Apr 12th, 2016 at 9:50pm:
The bubble just would not burst.

It might deflate a bit, but it's not going to burst.

Bobby. wrote on Apr 12th, 2016 at 9:50pm:
I just hope I get a decent price for my place.

I hope you do too but if you get an offer that's near what you want, you may as well take it rather than hanging around hoping for something better.



Hi Wolseley,
I agree with all your replies.

As for those renovators delights -
only builders should take them on.
Some people spend 100K on renos & are still not happy.
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I was house hunting & found this.
It's a worry as it's not the only crack - just the worst one.
It looks like I will have to get a quote from somewhere.

There are many pitfalls when buying a house.
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If the house is worth spending money on, get the exterior finished in a good acrylic render which is often cheaper than brick pointing.
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Gordon wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 9:50am:
If the house is worth spending money on, get the exterior finished in a good acrylic render which is often cheaper than brick pointing.



I would never paint bricks -
bricks need to breathe to get the moisture out from the walls.
In this case the foundation must have given way underneath -
maybe because that drain next to it has over flowed with water?

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Bobby. wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 9:56am:
Gordon wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 9:50am:
If the house is worth spending money on, get the exterior finished in a good acrylic render which is often cheaper than brick pointing.



I would never paint bricks -
bricks need to breathe to get the moisture out from the walls.
In this case the foundation must have given way underneath -
maybe because that drain next to it has over flowed with water?



That house looks like it will fall down while you're asleep and you will die.
Let a Muslim or Sudanese buy it  Smiley
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Bobby: how many other photos labelled 'Large crack' and 'Close up of 2nd crack' do you have on your computer?

I'm curious.
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Another advantage of acrylic render is that it allows the material underneath to “breathe”, allowing for a drier and healthier home.
https://hipages.com.au/article/what_is_acrylic_rendering
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Gordon wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 10:10am:
Bobby. wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 9:56am:
Gordon wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 9:50am:
If the house is worth spending money on, get the exterior finished in a good acrylic render which is often cheaper than brick pointing.



I would never paint bricks -
bricks need to breathe to get the moisture out from the walls.
In this case the foundation must have given way underneath -
maybe because that drain next to it has over flowed with water?



That house looks like it will fall down while you're asleep and you will die.
Let a Muslim or Sudanese buy it  Smiley



Very funny.
I think the drain next to it is blocked so that water has run out of
it for years and undermined the foundation.
In that case it could have encouraged termites.
This could be the tip of an iceberg -
the problems could be much greater.
then again it might also be a relatively cheap repair compared to the cost of a house.

I would need a quote to fix it & get a termite inspection certificate.
That's expensive & the owner should provide that but they never do.
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Why are real estate agents allowed to sell unsafe and potentially life threatening products to the general public without any due diligence ? I mean you can't sell a car without a road worthy unless it is a total bomb so why not a house ?

What sort of country is this ?
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Sir lastnail wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 10:27am:
Why are real estate agents allowed to sell unsafe and potentially life threatening products to the general public without any due diligence ? I mean you can't sell a car without a road worthy unless it is a total bomb so why not a house ?

What sort of country is this ?




It's because they're scum who just want to take your money
and have no comeback if you buy a faulty house.

Buyer beware.

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Sir lastnail wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 10:33am:
What sort of system is this ? And that Frydenturd dude wants the banks to start doling out money again to increase the price of all of these dumps. I just don't get it Sad



We need compulsory termite & building inspection certificates
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Bobby. wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 10:40am:
Sir lastnail wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 10:33am:
What sort of system is this ? And that Frydenturd dude wants the banks to start doling out money again to increase the price of all of these dumps. I just don't get it Sad



We need compulsory termite & building inspection certificates
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You won't get it because half the houses on the market would be condemned and real estate greed is much more important than consumer safety Sad
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Bobby. wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 10:40am:
Sir lastnail wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 10:33am:
What sort of system is this ? And that Frydenturd dude wants the banks to start doling out money again to increase the price of all of these dumps. I just don't get it Sad



We need compulsory termite & building inspection certificates
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You just make the certificates a condition of sale.

If the seller doesn't supply them, you tell them to stick their house up their arse.

Simples.
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greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 11:14am:
Bobby. wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 10:40am:
Sir lastnail wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 10:33am:
What sort of system is this ? And that Frydenturd dude wants the banks to start doling out money again to increase the price of all of these dumps. I just don't get it Sad



We need compulsory termite & building inspection certificates
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You just make the certificates a condition of sale.

If the seller doesn't supply them, you tell them to stick their house up their arse.

Simples.



Yep - people need to be tough like Greggy.
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Epilog:

Bobby bought the house on the advice of three fingers Gordon and it later collapsed in a heap of rubble.
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Laugh till you cry wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 12:01pm:
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Bobby bought the house on the advice of three fingers Gordon and it later collapsed in a heap of rubble.



LOL.
A house like that would need professionals to inspect it & quote before buying.
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Bobby. wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 12:04pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 12:01pm:
Epilog:

Bobby bought the house on the advice of three fingers Gordon and it later collapsed in a heap of rubble.


LOL.
A house like that would need professionals to inspect it & quote before buying.


Are you dumping feces on three fingers Gordon?
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LTYC - no toilet humor allowed.

Such humor is the sign of a person who hasn't progressed past 4 years of age.

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Looks like subsidence to me.

That could turn out to be a major problem.

I would look for a different property to buy.

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Bobby. wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 11:51am:
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 11:14am:
Bobby. wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 10:40am:
Sir lastnail wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 10:33am:
What sort of system is this ? And that Frydenturd dude wants the banks to start doling out money again to increase the price of all of these dumps. I just don't get it Sad



We need compulsory termite & building inspection certificates
supplied by the owner by law.


You just make the certificates a condition of sale.

If the seller doesn't supply them, you tell them to stick their house up their arse.

Simples.



Yep - people need to be tough like Greggy.


I've done it three times.

If the offer comes back with "at seller's cost" crossed out, I tell the agent to withdraw the offer.

Nek minnut, seller pays   Smiley

If someone wants to sell a house bad enough they aren't going to quibble over $400.

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Captain Nemo wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 12:12pm:
Looks like subsidence to me.

That could turn out to be a major problem.

I would look for a different property to buy.




Yes - it looks like it would need to be jacked up on that area -
some concrete put down under the foundation &
then the bricks re-installed with new mortar.

One problem with jacking up an area of a house is that
the internal walls can start cracking.
The more you think about it, the worse the problem becomes.


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greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 12:13pm:
I've done it three times.

If the offer comes back with "at seller's cost" crossed out, I tell the agent to withdraw the offer.

Next minute, seller pays   Smiley

If someone wants to sell a house bad enough they aren't going to quibble over $400.




That's OK for a termite inspection but what about brickwork?
You need a quote to fix it.


Reminder from page 7 of this thread about a similar problem:

http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1459686656/90


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Bobby. wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 12:29pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 12:13pm:
I've done it three times.

If the offer comes back with "at seller's cost" crossed out, I tell the agent to withdraw the offer.

Next minute, seller pays   Smiley

If someone wants to sell a house bad enough they aren't going to quibble over $400.




That's OK for a termite inspection but what about brickwork?
You need a quote to fix it.


You can get a building inspection and termite inspection combined for about $400 to $500.

I don't think I'd be buying something with cracks like that, though.

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greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 12:33pm:
Bobby. wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 12:29pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 12:13pm:
I've done it three times.

If the offer comes back with "at seller's cost" crossed out, I tell the agent to withdraw the offer.

Next minute, seller pays   Smiley

If someone wants to sell a house bad enough they aren't going to quibble over $400.




That's OK for a termite inspection but what about brickwork?
You need a quote to fix it.


You can get a building inspection and termite inspection combined for about $400 to $500.

I don't think I'd be buying something with cracks like that, though.




Yes - like the last one shown above - someone actually bought it!
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Bobby. wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 12:36pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 12:33pm:
Bobby. wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 12:29pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 12:13pm:
I've done it three times.

If the offer comes back with "at seller's cost" crossed out, I tell the agent to withdraw the offer.

Next minute, seller pays   Smiley

If someone wants to sell a house bad enough they aren't going to quibble over $400.




That's OK for a termite inspection but what about brickwork?
You need a quote to fix it.


You can get a building inspection and termite inspection combined for about $400 to $500.

I don't think I'd be buying something with cracks like that, though.




Yes - like the last one shown above - someone actually bought it!


Some people like a challenge.

It looks old, though.

They might be considering demolition and rebuilding.

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Some people like a challenge.

It looks old, though.

They might be considering demolition and rebuilding.





I know one person who wanted a challenge -
a house in a terrible state.

He and his wife bought a house in 2007 and they have
only renovated 2 bedrooms & a bit of the kitchen after over 11 years.
They still have the lounge & another bedroom & the full kitchen to do.
In that time they haven't received a cent of income from rent or anything.
It's still worth nearly 3 times what they paid for it
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Bobby. wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 1:07pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 12:38pm:
Some people like a challenge.

It looks old, though.

They might be considering demolition and rebuilding.





I know one person who wanted a challenge -
a house in a terrible state.

He and his wife bought a house in 2007 and they have
only renovated 2 bedrooms & a bit of the kitchen after over 11 years.
They still have the lounge & another bedroom & the full kitchen to do.
In that time they haven't received a cent of income from rent or anything.
It's still worth nearly 3 times what they paid for it
especially if they can finish the renovation.


Perhaps they could have made more by bulldozing it and selling the land for a quick buck.

Flippers can make more than sitters.
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greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 11:14am:
Bobby. wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 10:40am:
Sir lastnail wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 10:33am:
What sort of system is this ? And that Frydenturd dude wants the banks to start doling out money again to increase the price of all of these dumps. I just don't get it Sad



We need compulsory termite & building inspection certificates
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You just make the certificates a condition of sale.

If the seller doesn't supply them, you tell them to stick their house up their arse.

Simples.


People like to use their own independent building inspectors. I wouldn't trust one supplied by a vendor.
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Laugh till you cry wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 1:11pm:
Bobby. wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 1:07pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 12:38pm:
Some people like a challenge.

It looks old, though.

They might be considering demolition and rebuilding.





I know one person who wanted a challenge -
a house in a terrible state.

He and his wife bought a house in 2007 and they have
only renovated 2 bedrooms & a bit of the kitchen after over 11 years.
They still have the lounge & another bedroom & the full kitchen to do.
In that time they haven't received a cent of income from rent or anything.
It's still worth nearly 3 times what they paid for it
especially if they can finish the renovation.


Perhaps they could have made more by bulldozing it and selling the land for a quick buck.

Flippers can make more than sitters.



They just used it as a nest egg.
They still would have made a lot more on paper than
if they would have put their money into super.
They'll do OK.
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Gordon wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 1:18pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 11:14am:
Bobby. wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 10:40am:
Sir lastnail wrote on Jan 4th, 2019 at 10:33am:
What sort of system is this ? And that Frydenturd dude wants the banks to start doling out money again to increase the price of all of these dumps. I just don't get it Sad



We need compulsory termite & building inspection certificates
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You just make the certificates a condition of sale.

If the seller doesn't supply them, you tell them to stick their house up their arse.

Simples.


People like to use their own independent building inspectors. I wouldn't trust one supplied by a vendor.



Not only that -
all those inspections have an out clause for the inspector
hidden in the fine print.

If they fail to find something that costs you a fortune to fix
you can't make a lawsuit against them.
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I just had another look at the picture.
I point out that the drain could have overflowed
and the water may have undermined the foundations?
Damp coursing should have stopped it - why not?

Also - why are the bricks a different colour on the bottom layers?
Has a previous owner had the whole house re-pointed
using different color bricks because of a subsidence problem -
or was it an original color scheme?

It smells a bit fishy to me.
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Laugh till you cry wrote on Jan 6th, 2019 at 11:59am:
Bobby, you should not have bought the BV banger with the screwed foundations.



dear beloved LTYC,
I sold my house ages ago.
I've been looking for another one ever since.
I wouldn't buy a brick veneer banger.
You can see how fussy I am.
I was hoping to get advice from the people on Ozpolitic -
many of whom have more experience in these important matters.

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