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Jovial Monk Gold Member Online Dogs not cats! Posts: 43639 Gender:	Re: Farting Reply #30 - Feb 6^th, 2016 at 6:37pm The Wind Rises
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double plus good Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 5693 Gender:	Re: Farting Reply #31 - Feb 6^th, 2016 at 9:46pm Gremlins.
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Reply #32 - Feb 7^th, 2016 at 1:53pm

We can soon expect an app that WILL digitise your intestinal gases and turn them into your preferred ringtones:

Gut reaction: smart pill smells out the body’s fibre factor
13 Jan 2016
Researchers have conducted the first ever trials of smart pills that can measure intestinal gases inside the body, with surprising results revealing some unexpected ways that fibre affects the gut
Smart gas sensing pills developed at RMIT can send data from inside the gut directly to a mobile phone.
https://www.rmit.edu.au/news/all-news/media-releases/2016/january/gut-reaction-s...

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Jovial Monk Gold Member Online Dogs not cats! Posts: 43639 Gender:	Re: Farting Reply #33 - Feb 7^th, 2016 at 3:07pm zzzzzzzzz
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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: Farting Reply #34 - Feb 7^th, 2016 at 4:07pm get a dog, deflect the blame
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double plus good Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 5693 Gender:	Re: Farting Reply #35 - Feb 7^th, 2016 at 4:09pm As my farts are so romantic; 'What women want'.
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 37678 Gender:	Re: Farting Reply #36 - Feb 7^th, 2016 at 4:11pm Agnes wrote on Feb 7^th, 2016 at 4:07pm: get a dog, deflect the blame My paternal Grandmother's tactic. She dropped some rippers when she over for dinner, and always blamed our dog.
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 37678 Gender:	Re: Farting Reply #37 - Feb 7^th, 2016 at 4:12pm double plus good wrote on Feb 7^th, 2016 at 4:09pm: As my farts are so romantic; 'What women want'. 'Dutch oven?'
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Reply #38 - Feb 7^th, 2016 at 5:27pm

My beautiful chihuahua Tiffany, 2.5Kg of daintiness.

She could clear the MCG on a day a hurricane was blowing. My god could she drop them!

My terrier mongrel bitch Demi, 8.5Kg of tomfoolery and rambunctiousness—roses and scent by comparison to dainty, fussy, lady-like Tiffany.

They both get pretty much the same diet so gawd knows why such difference in fart power.

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Reply #39 - Feb 7^th, 2016 at 10:38pm

Terrance and Phillip

Jovial Monk wrote on Feb 7^th, 2016 at 5:27pm:

My beautiful chihuahua Tiffany, 2.5Kg of daintiness.

If I started this thread I would have been accused of lowering the tone of the forum. Nice to see aussie lowering his standards and Monk obsessing about Tiffany again.

Monk, could you post a photo of her for us all to admire.

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Jovial Monk Gold Member Online Dogs not cats! Posts: 43639 Gender:	Re: Farting Reply #40 - Feb 8^th, 2016 at 2:40am You are a disgusting example of humanity, SN.
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Vic Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 8213 Melbourne Victoria Gender:	Re: Farting Reply #41 - Feb 8^th, 2016 at 9:00am The Breakfast Club
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Grappler Truth Teller Feller Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 80282 Proud pre-1850's NO Voter Gender:	Re: Farting Reply #42 - Feb 8^th, 2016 at 11:56pm Me old dad always said it was better to get rid of an unwelcome and smelly guest....
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Grappler Truth Teller Feller Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 80282 Proud pre-1850's NO Voter Gender:	Re: Farting Reply #43 - Feb 8^th, 2016 at 11:57pm double plus good wrote on Feb 7^th, 2016 at 4:09pm: As my farts are so romantic; 'What women want'. Man's revenge for feminism... farting in bed....
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GordyL Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 4365 Hate Town Gender:	Re: Farting Reply #44 - Feb 21^st, 2016 at 12:15pm There will be blood.
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