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Reply #300 - Nov 7th, 2015 at 11:41am
 
A health & hygiene officer always signals his presence with signage. This is so that:

A. People might see a good job done and call with work.
B. It advertises the health & hygiene profession.
C. It warns passers-about potential injury and covers liability.
D. It keeps away "progressives".
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Reply #301 - Nov 7th, 2015 at 4:44pm
 
The correct answer is C. You can't keep the "progressives" away.
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Reply #302 - Nov 7th, 2015 at 5:37pm
 

My hygiene personal trainer has told me I have to scrub each day and exfoliate my skin to get rid of the smell for a week.

Ok, back to washing the floors before the guests arrive.
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Reply #303 - Nov 7th, 2015 at 6:23pm
 
Karnel wrote on Nov 7th, 2015 at 5:37pm:
My hygiene personal trainer has told me I have to scrub each day and exfoliate my skin to get rid of the smell for a week.

Ok, back to washing the floors before the guests arrive.


This is correct. After some time, you will improve.

Sanitation is a skill. "Progressives hate skills, which is why they are always preaching.

Remember, cleanliness is next to Godliness.
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Reply #304 - Nov 7th, 2015 at 6:27pm
 
Mistie is Culture Warrior, and a few others besides.

Postmodern Trendoid is one i think.

So we must wash the floors and de-santize 

this place with the right detergents.
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Reply #305 - Nov 7th, 2015 at 6:29pm
 
Ajax to all stations.....Ajax to all stations

Code red....code red....code red

Emergency in Deans office.....over and out
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Reply #306 - Nov 7th, 2015 at 6:59pm
 
Karnel wrote on Nov 7th, 2015 at 6:27pm:
we must wash the floors and de-santize 

this place with the right detergents.


That's right. And what must we display at all times?
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Reply #307 - Nov 7th, 2015 at 7:08pm
 
Mattyfisk wrote on Nov 7th, 2015 at 6:59pm:
Karnel wrote on Nov 7th, 2015 at 6:27pm:
we must wash the floors and de-santize 

this place with the right detergents.


That's right. And what must we display at all times?


I blame Islam.

Bomb them.
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Re: Things Mistie says at the uni
Reply #308 - Nov 7th, 2015 at 7:09pm
 
Borox to Morning Mist, Borox to Morning Mist, do you read me. Over.
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Reply #309 - Nov 7th, 2015 at 10:40pm
 
The correct answer is signage.

If I have two parts Borox, and I mix this with a bleach-based cleaning compound, what must I always do?

A. Display correct signage at all times.
B. Add this to the Liquidator for treatment of "progressives".
C. Wear the appropriate Personal Protective Equipment.
D. Nothing. I should not be mixing cleaning products.
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Re: Things Mistie says at the uni
Reply #310 - Nov 7th, 2015 at 10:41pm
 
mothra wrote on Nov 6th, 2015 at 10:59am:
Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 5th, 2015 at 11:46pm:
Kamal wrote on Nov 5th, 2015 at 11:44pm:
He Man wrote on Nov 5th, 2015 at 11:30pm:
When cleaning "muslims", which of the following applies?

A. Hazmat suite must be worn.
B. Matches to help the Quran keep muslim warm.
C. Personnel must be properly trained in Muslim removal techniques using various iron cages, gasoline and tractors.
D. All of the above.



(D)


Oh.....okkkkay Karnal Huh



Look closer. That's not Karnal.

But you knew that, didn't you?


What exactly are you going to do about it gran ?
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Re: Things Mistie says at the uni
Reply #311 - Nov 8th, 2015 at 11:04am
 
Kamal wrote on Nov 6th, 2015 at 3:55pm:
This one time ,
at band camp,
I stuck a flute up my pussy.



You have been reported

to the RSPCA......meow....meow
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andrei said: Great isn't it? Seeing boatloads of what is nothing more than human garbage turn up.....
 
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Reply #312 - Nov 11th, 2015 at 8:46pm
 
If a pussy is penetrated, a report must be made to:

A. The RSPCA.
B. The Police.
C. The Dean.
D. Your Workplace Health & Safety Inspector.
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Re: Things Mistie says at the uni
Reply #313 - Nov 11th, 2015 at 8:49pm
 
Mattyfisk wrote on Nov 11th, 2015 at 8:46pm:
If a pussy is penetrated, a report must be made to:

A. The RSPCA.
B. The Police.
C. The Dean.
D. Your Workplace Health & Safety Inspector.


E. Your local Imam.

Then the girl can be tied up, beaten and buried in the ground waste deep and then stoned to death for making the man crack a fat and raping her.
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Reply #314 - Nov 11th, 2015 at 9:11pm
 
The correct answer is A: the RSPCA.

Pansi was right.
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