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Reply #285 - Nov 6th, 2015 at 2:27pm
 
Kamal wrote on Nov 6th, 2015 at 11:08am:
mothra wrote on Nov 6th, 2015 at 10:59am:
Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 5th, 2015 at 11:46pm:
Kamal wrote on Nov 5th, 2015 at 11:44pm:
He Man wrote on Nov 5th, 2015 at 11:30pm:
When cleaning "muslims", which of the following applies?

A. Hazmat suite must be worn.
B. Matches to help the Quran keep muslim warm.
C. Personnel must be properly trained in Muslim removal techniques using various iron cages, gasoline and tractors.
D. All of the above.



(D)


Oh.....okkkkay Karnal Huh



Look closer. That's not Karnal.

But you knew that, didn't you?



You know you have no brains but you knew that didn't you old lady.


Right.

Okkkkkay.
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If I let myself be bought then I am no longer free.

HYPATIA - Greek philosopher, mathematician and astronomer (370 - 415)
 
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Reply #286 - Nov 6th, 2015 at 2:58pm
 

Code red we have a Pansi on the loose left over from the 80's, limp wrist it on sight.
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Reply #287 - Nov 6th, 2015 at 3:10pm
 
Kamal wrote on Nov 6th, 2015 at 2:58pm:
Code red we have a Pansi on the loose left over from the 80's, limp wrist it on sight.


Ignore her.

Most here do.
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Reply #288 - Nov 6th, 2015 at 3:55pm
 
This one time ,
at band camp,
I stuck a flute up my pussy.
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Reply #289 - Nov 6th, 2015 at 5:56pm
 
Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 5th, 2015 at 11:29pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Nov 5th, 2015 at 11:27pm:
When cleaning "progressives", which of the following applies?

A. Personal Protective Equipment must be worn.
B. Signage must be displayed at all times.
C. Personnel must be properly trained and accredited.
D. All of the above.


Don't know.

What's the answer lol?


You haven’t been paying attention.

You’re going to need to learn to focus if you want a career in sanitation.
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Reply #290 - Nov 6th, 2015 at 6:04pm
 
"Progressives" must be:

A. Handled with caution at all times.
B. Reported to your supervisor.
C. Disposed of in the correct manner.
D. All of the above.
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Reply #291 - Nov 6th, 2015 at 7:49pm
 
There are no lefty scientists. There are no lefty health and hygiene professionals.
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Reply #292 - Nov 6th, 2015 at 7:58pm
 
A sanitation expert honours his culture and his leader in every duty he performs.

Every action must revere the leader. Anything less would be unhygienic and "progressive".
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Reply #293 - Nov 6th, 2015 at 7:59pm
 
Mattyfisk wrote on Nov 6th, 2015 at 7:58pm:
A sanitation expert honours his culture and his leader in every duty he performs.

Every action must revere the leader. Anything less would be unhygienic and "progressive".
Cheesy Cheesy
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Reply #294 - Nov 6th, 2015 at 8:17pm
 
double plus good wrote on Nov 6th, 2015 at 7:59pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Nov 6th, 2015 at 7:58pm:
A sanitation expert honours his culture and his leader in every duty he performs.

Every action must revere the leader. Anything less would be unhygienic and "progressive".
Cheesy Cheesy


Typical of a "progressive" to roll his eyes at authority.
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Reply #295 - Nov 6th, 2015 at 9:03pm
 
double plus good wrote on Nov 6th, 2015 at 7:59pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Nov 6th, 2015 at 7:58pm:
A sanitation expert honours his culture and his leader in every duty he performs.

Every action must revere the leader. Anything less would be unhygienic and "progressive".
Cheesy Cheesy


The obsession makes it look a bigger dope, encourage it.
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There is no evidence of the existence of a muslim,mohammed,or quran until 60 years  after mohammed was supposed to have died. Grin Grin Grin Posting on islam just encourages them and is a waste of time.
 
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Reply #296 - Nov 6th, 2015 at 11:13pm
 
Kamal wrote on Nov 6th, 2015 at 3:55pm:
This one time ,
at band camp,
I stuck a flute up my pussy.


How did that work out for you?

In my limited experience, pussies don't respond well to the amateur ranges. You really want to hit the professional ranges - somewhere between Bb3-D7.

The secret is in the resonance.

Just sayin'.


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Toughen up, Australia!
 
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Reply #297 - Nov 6th, 2015 at 11:20pm
 
Lionel Edriess wrote on Nov 6th, 2015 at 11:13pm:
Kamal wrote on Nov 6th, 2015 at 3:55pm:
This one time ,
at band camp,
I stuck a flute up my pussy.


How did that work out for you?

In my limited experience, pussies don't respond well to the amateur ranges. You really want to hit the professional ranges - somewhere between Bb3-D7.

The secret is in the resonance.

Just sayin'.





This sounds very much like we need a Health and Sanitation Officer. Preferably with signage.

Don't ask me though. I'm still in the cloisters protesting the patriarchy with my loose morals. It'sa ll about he morals.
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If you can't be a good example, you have to be a horrible warning.
 
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Reply #298 - Nov 6th, 2015 at 11:32pm
 
Its all about low intellect more like it.
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Reply #299 - Nov 7th, 2015 at 11:34am
 
mothra wrote on Nov 6th, 2015 at 11:20pm:
Lionel Edriess wrote on Nov 6th, 2015 at 11:13pm:
Kamal wrote on Nov 6th, 2015 at 3:55pm:
This one time ,
at band camp,
I stuck a flute up my pussy.


How did that work out for you?

In my limited experience, pussies don't respond well to the amateur ranges. You really want to hit the professional ranges - somewhere betw

Just sayin'.





This sounds very much like we need a Health and Sanitation Officer. Preferably with signage..


You are correct.

And signage is not preferable, it is required. A health and hygiene professional always signals his presence.
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