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The most expensive sedative, love it  Grin
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Reply #2 - Oct 23rd, 2015 at 12:21pm
 
Its time wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 12:06pm:
The most expensive sedative, love it  Grin



"The former prime minister has officially joined the lucrative international speakers circuit and could soon be charging audiences more than $US40,000 for his insights."


Dear. God.  Shocked


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Reply #3 - Oct 23rd, 2015 at 12:42pm
 
ahhhhh

the usual from the spiteful NON TAX PAYING SMH. Angry Angry Angry Angry

PAY YOUR BLOODY TAXES FAIRFAX AND THEN A FEW OTHER THAN THE BRAINWASHED MIGHT READ YOUR RAG>>

DONT WORRY ABOUT THE CFMEU STANDOVER TACTICS WILL YOU>> Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry

whats that???? oh they are paying you not to mention  it...I see..... Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

all tax free of course. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #4 - Oct 23rd, 2015 at 12:57pm
 
The man is a joke.  Just retire from Politics Tony, hope someone picks you up as a company director or board member.  The speaking circuit is  something you shouldn't consider.
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Reply #5 - Oct 23rd, 2015 at 12:58pm
 
Vic wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 12:57pm:
The man is a joke.  Just retire from Politics Tony, hope someone picks you up as a company director or board member.  The speaking circuit is  something you shouldn't consider.


Somewhat less of a joke than Rudd, Gillard or Flannery.
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Reply #6 - Oct 23rd, 2015 at 12:59pm
 
Armchair_Politician wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 12:58pm:
Vic wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 12:57pm:
The man is a joke.  Just retire from Politics Tony, hope someone picks you up as a company director or board member.  The speaking circuit is  something you shouldn't consider.


Somewhat less of a joke than Rudd, Gillard or Flannery.



I wouldn't want to see them on the speaking circuit either.
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Reply #7 - Oct 23rd, 2015 at 1:36pm
 
... and the hits just keep on coming.....

"I'd like to .. aaarh.. give you..umm.  my .. errr insights into how the-aaaaa economies of the..ummm.. West could run.... without , of course... those.... errhhhh left style suppositories of.. arrrr.. wisdom...."

The soporific effect alone should be worth $40,000 - speaking tonight to an audience of  insomniacs, former Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott succeeded in putting them all into a peaceful sleep.  Early reports are that they are lining up for a second good night's sleep....
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Reply #8 - Oct 23rd, 2015 at 1:39pm
 
Vic wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 12:59pm:
Armchair_Politician wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 12:58pm:
Vic wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 12:57pm:
The man is a joke.  Just retire from Politics Tony, hope someone picks you up as a company director or board member.  The speaking circuit is  something you shouldn't consider.


Somewhat less of a joke than Rudd, Gillard or Flannery.



I wouldn't want to see them on the speaking circuit either.



Julia makes a fine living preaching to the already converted Feminist Elite students in unis - the ones who have all the answers and know all the jargon, and who then wreak havoc upon an unsuspecting populace while effectively wrecking their own and the lives of every man foolish enough to close with them in CQB.

I've seen them when Julia was talking away about 'women this and women that' and they sit in woolly hats and nod knowingly, since they know how deeply they are oppressed under that male-dominated society.... but they'll fix that even if it means ruining it for everyone....
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Reply #9 - Oct 23rd, 2015 at 1:43pm
 
Meanwhile Julia is making a huge contribution to education of girls and to education generally. So different to Howard, Rudd the Rat and abbott. hehehe poor Costello, thinking he was the greatest thing since sliced bread waiting waiting waiting for big business to offer him a high paying job. Big business knew his value alright, zero.
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Reply #10 - Oct 23rd, 2015 at 1:48pm
 
Jovial Monk wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 1:43pm:
Meanwhile Julia is making a huge contribution to education of girls and to education generally. So different to Howard, Rudd the Rat and abbott. hehehe poor Costello, thinking he was the greatest thing since sliced bread waiting waiting waiting for big business to offer him a high paying job. Big business knew his value alright, zero.


He is still sitting by the phone rocking back and forth waiting for that call.
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Jovial Monk wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 1:43pm:
Meanwhile Julia is making a huge contribution to education of girls and to education generally. So different to Howard, Rudd the Rat and abbott. hehehe poor Costello, thinking he was the greatest thing since sliced bread waiting waiting waiting for big business to offer him a high paying job. Big business knew his value alright, zero.


I see, Grasshopper, that you remain trapped in the modern myth that education of girls first and foremost is somehow the end game of education.... something foisted upon us in 1986 by a 'feminist academic'.... now there's a good laugh....

Auntie Julia going around and telling all these gullible young things that the world is their oyster and they can have everything simply by demanding it will only lead to the utter destruction of this society.

It's time for a return to genuine equality, and a school system that rewards retained knowledge instead of being slanted towards girls.

As a society, we permit women the privilege of an absolute control over children - and they then come to believe that this means an absolute control over society - thus creating a massive cause for dispute between women and men, especially when a women is granted total 'right' to do whatever she wants regardless of others.

We then have the spectacle of a woman going off at a man parked outside school to pick up his children for being in the 'no stopping' zone, except that she did not look at the sign with the arrow pointed the other way.... or the woman who pulls up in double park at a ferry ramp, then when asked politely to not double park since huge gravel trucks thunder down the other way, humphs and 'no man tells HER what to do'.. the gravel truck driver would certainly do so if forced to screech his brakes...

Power and freedom need to be hedged with sense and reason, Grasshopper....

Perhaps, Grasshopper, there is a reason women were kept under control for many thousands of years........
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Reply #12 - Oct 23rd, 2015 at 5:56pm
 
Armchair_Politician wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 12:58pm:
Vic wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 12:57pm:
The man is a joke.  Just retire from Politics Tony, hope someone picks you up as a company director or board member.  The speaking circuit is  something you shouldn't consider.


Somewhat less of a joke than Rudd, Gillard or Flannery.


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Reply #13 - Oct 23rd, 2015 at 5:59pm
 
Grin Grin Grin

I'm sure a lot of people would pay just to watch a spool of Abbotts public speaking failures ... imagine what they'll pay for new material.
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Reply #14 - Oct 23rd, 2015 at 6:06pm
 
“bight you on the bum”

I’d like to see that!


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